If you could have one thing

[Crunk]

Chris Evans beat you to it...

...

What a wally.

[Kankurette]

I'd say Better than Life from Red Dwarf but it kills you, so that gingerbread house from Tim and Eric Nite Live before the idiots broke it.

[ros vulgaris]

Eric Olthwaite's shovel.

[Famous Mortimer]

I'd have a Guide from "The Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy".

[TheMonk]

The quick change wardrobe from The Goodies.

[dissolute ocelot]

Lisa's perpetual motion machine from The Simpsons.

The what if machine from Futurama.

The robot from Clone High original series.

Or if we're limited to actual real objects and the Addams family house is debatable...
 

The coat, tho the chips look nice too.

[Ray Travez]

moon on a stick

[Stinky Lomax]

Tim's alien costume from Spaced.

[kalowski]

Eric Olthwaite's shovel.

His mum's black pudding.

[idunnosomename]

What's in Alan's drawer at the Travelodge

[Fabian Thomsett]

Dave Nice's big record lever.

[Catalogue Trousers]

Tim's alien costume from Spaced.

Nah, Private Iron.

[thenoise]

 

What did she do to Bagpuss?

[Stinky Lomax]

Nah, Private Iron.

Ha, this was my second choice!

[BlodwynPig]

Ricky Gervais' Baftas

[Maureen Brontë]

Eric Olthwaite's shovel.

Don't you mean Howard Molson's?

Too late now, I've got it hahahaha!

[Maureen Brontë]

Oh, the handle's come off.

[bgmnts]

I'd have a Guide from "The Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy".

I was thinking this or the Babel fish.

[The Late Mike Morris]

A blue spruce desk.  It's all the rage.

[superthunderstingcar]

I was going to say "Eric Idle's millions" but...

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Ronnie Corbett's chair to put on my desk

[dissolute ocelot]

[extraordinary walnuts]

George Spiggot's shades

[ShadowRaichu]

I want one of those goofy misprinted badges from The Brittas Empire. It's the ones asking you to swim in the poo or farty with Mr Jolly.

[Glebe]

I'd have one of Ted's chocolate wafers her gets in The Laughing Cow milk bar in Hi-De-Hi!

"Go on Glebe, you can 'ave me chocolate wafer!"

[horse_renoir]

Rimmer's Javanese camphor wood trunk.

Not too fussed about the priceless, 18th-century, Napoleonic figures of the Armée du Nord - I'd be using it as extra shoe storage in the porch.

[Mwnger]

Ted's Golden Cleric Award

[Mobbd]

Infinity Wishes.

[jamiefairlie]

What did she do to Bagpuss?

Nah that was all pub boasting from the moth ridden heap of shit, down the pub with the mice.

[kalowski]

Rik's black cap.