Monsieur Wanking

[poo]

Stereotypical French onion seller bloke who bowls about the place masturbating.

[Russ L]

Zut alors!

[Glebe]

[Vodkafone]

Pourquoi pas?

[Russ L]

The Wan King

(David Foster Wallace considers rewrite)

[Vodkafone]

Monsieur Wanking chucks his string outside a kindergarten and the Parisian intelligentsia defend him because 'it's art'.

[Vodkafone]

<Non! Non, Monsieur Wanking! C'est interdit!>

<Vous ne comprenez pas>

[Russ L]

Herr Sherman has arrived for his annual visit to Mssr Wanking.