I have an odd job interview tomorrow...

[Frinky]

As, er, a filming/photographic/marketing monkey for a, er, fetish porn company. Now obviously it's not that odd in that I went and applied for it, but I applied for it about 3 hours ago and they've already given me an interview based on my past video/photo experience. I've been taken a little by suprise and I'm not hugely ready for this.

The interview is in a coffee shop! Crikey.

Erm, I can't believe I'm asking this... but any advice? I'm shaking like a fecking leaf now.

[butnut]

Great! Let's hope you get the job, and post examples of your work up here.

As for any help - can't give you any!

[Concerned But Powerless]

Do they focus on one fetish in particular or is it just general kinkyness?  We need to know this before we can advise you.

[peet]

An oddjob interview? Watch out for his bowler hat, it's fiendishly sharp!

I am already wearing my coat

[Frinky]

General. Fairly standard, I'd be to embarrased to tell you all which site it is, but it's a big one and I'm sure a few of ye dirty buggers visit every now and again.

WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE?

[Crazy Penis]

http://www.torturegarden.com/

This link probably won't help you but I thought you might enjoy a look anyway.

[Hairy Chin]

I'd advise you not to get an erection in the interview or else they may not risk allowing you on set, and I think saying "I'm pleased to have got the interview" probably wouldn't wash with them.

But nice one getting a job. Will it be motion photography or will you be calling out "Just hold it there!" as they're going about their business, or will they just strike poses and then leave when you've finished photographing them?

[Munday's Chylde]

General. Fairly standard, I'd be to embarrased to tell you all which site it is, but it's a big one and I'm sure a few of ye dirty buggers visit every now and again.

Unacceptable! Name the site.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

General. Fairly standard, I'd be to embarrased to tell you all which site it is, but it's a big one and I'm sure a few of ye dirty buggers visit every now and again.

Unacceptable! Name the site.

I bet Bill Hicks could have a good stab at guessing it.

[Ar, ye bongo]

You'll probably find it's going to be one of the more "normal" interviews you'll ever have, as aside from your technical abilities they'll be looking to make sure you're mature and laid-back enough to do the job. Keep that in mind and you should sail through.

[Frinky]

Thankyou very much, I appreciate that... I guessed as much but God knows what it'll be like. I'll post what happens when I get home tomorrow (although I'm going to the pub first, I think I'll need it).

I can cope with the work, I really can, and it's not like I'll be sitting in the corner fondling my man bits dribbling over my gear... but it's just the interview I'm scared of.

Oh, and I'm the shyest person you'll ever meet. Yay.

[djtrees]

ill just make the hilarious remark about turning up wearing a gimp mask now so that noone else has to



as you where

[Munday's Chylde]

Oy! Frinky! Don't sidestep. Which site? Tell meeeeeeee!

[Silver SurferGhost]

As, er, a filming/photographic/marketing monkey for a, er, fetish porn company.

Son, I'm proud of you you jammy sod, not to mention envious and a little excited.*
Are they fly-by-night arty-farties or flicknife-wielding East End thugs like Imitationleather** though?
The coffee shop interview sounds like a clue so don't worry, just don't invest any money in the company,
and don't be surprised if it all goes (er)  tits-up by next Tuesday.

*Unless of course it involves farmyard animals.
**It's true you know, he cut me a new smile with his razor last month, and all because of a Malcolm McDowell avatar.
He's currently on the run which is why he hasn't posted for a bit.
Come back Immy, I ain't no grass!

[Frinky]

Nope, it's been around for a decade, and, like I say, quite big. Now I really want my "third thing" to happen now and not at the interview.

Jesus.

Well, I'm still a bit in shock and not at all looking foward to it, but it should be interesting at least and it must cure my people phobia. This also means:

No debt

New Les Pauls

A DeLorean

All while I'm at uni.

No, this still isn't right.

[butnut]

Hold your horses!* You haven't got the job yet.



*Bad pun intended.

[Frinky]

Yes, true. But I'm so expecting this to go wrong that it'll (probably) actually go right and I'll be a pornographer. Sod's law.

[Silver SurferGhost]

Now I really want my "third thing" to happen now and not at the interview.

I'm not your real father, how's that.

Nah, that's probably good news innit...

[glitch]

Good luck with the interview. Is it Salvation Films? I've met one or two of their staff, seems to be a good company from what I've heard...

[Frinky]

Thanks, and nope.

I think they guy I'm meeting is actually the company founder... going by his surname and what the site used to be called (not being cryptic or anything) which makes me yet more nervous. If I have time, I'll down a swift pint before I get to the coffee bar. I need it.

[Cerys]

You dirty little boy!

As for advice, all I can suggest is be broadminded and don't look shocked (or indeed surprised) at anything they say.

[Rubbish Monkey]

I once had an interview at an "adult" sms place. I think i would have had to pretend to be a horny lady. The blokes that worked there all seemed to have long hair and wwf t-shirts.

How this helps you...... No idea.

Grow your hair and wear a wwf t-shirt maybe?

[MarmiteCarpenter]

Nice one, Frinky! Good luck with the interview and everything, you lucky get. What are you going to wear? Fur coat? Sheeat loads of chains? Gold teeth? Crack pipe?

[Frinky]

Grow your hair and wear a wwf t-shirt maybe?

I've just had a haircut... rats.

I was gonna do my usual "half arsed smart..." - blazer and trousers, with black etnies and a Blur tshirt. Looks better than it sounds.

[butnut]

Grow your hair and wear a wwf t-shirt maybe?

I've just had a haircut... rats.

I was gonna do my usual "half arsed smart..." - blazer and trousers, with black etnies and a Blur tshirt. Looks better than it sounds.

Only half an arse? Kinky!

[Lady Beany]

Welcome to the sordid world of the sex industry!  I have been in it since November last year and I would like to say that it hasn't corrupted me one bit... but it has! HUZZAH!

Just don't wipe your cock on the office curtains at the end of the day.  Mainly because they will have blinds and you will slice your peepee into several pieces!

Good luck Frinkster!

[gazzyk1ns]

What do you do, fluffer or something?

[Cerys]

I've just had a haircut....

Now come on, we've discussed this, haven't we?  Haircuts = Bad.  Don't say you weren't warned.

[Frinky]

I know, but there was this girl I liked and I wanted to look good for her.

Wasn't worth it in the end.

Besides, can't a deviant look professional?

[Cerys]

It doesn't matter how 'professional' (hah!) a deviant looks: he's still a deviant.  You should revel in your perversion, not disguise it for the sake of a brief, chainless shag.  I'm very disappointed in you.