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peter ustinov dies

Started by smoker, March 29, 2004, 11:40:43 AM

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Peter Ustinov

Quote from: "Jemble Fred"Mr Ustinov, have you managed to track down Pete & Dud yet? Or what about Richie Manic, you could smack the silly little bleeder.

I'd also be grateful if you could tell me what Glenn Miller thought he was up to with that French tart.

Give me a chance to get settled lad, I'm not Magnum PI you know

Krang


Bill Oddie

Actual conversation I had at work just now with a guy who considers himself a big Alan Partridge fan:

"Guess who's dead? The world's greatest philosopher, that's who"

"Who's that?"

"Guess"

"Er.. Moore.. that Patrick M.. no Hawkins, that one in the wheelchair"

"..."

Almost Yearly

Cuh, everyone's so stupid aren't they. And you can prove it by saying "Guess" like my really annoying auntie always does. Don't know who you saw in town auntie, and don't care. It's not as important to me as it is to you, alright?