A serial lawbreaking liar - Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson scandal thread 2

[Psybro]

Rise of Skywalker is their favourite one. They think Babu Frik is the best character in the whole franchise.

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[Butchers Blind]

It's like Gary Linekar and Willie Thorne.

[Lordofthefiles]

"Nadine not Nadhim you fools"

[David Pielingtonburygrot]

Would, would, would, would, would, would, would, wouldn't, would

[idunnosomename]

Rishi and Sajid together doing a dramatic reading of Kevin J. Anderson's Jedi Academy trilogy. they love the Sun Crusher!!

[frajer]

So was Starmer calling him Jabba the Hutt more damaging than we realised? Couple of hardcore Wars fans couldn't have ignored a diss like that.

[wrec]

What if Billy Blowjob calls a snap election? Surely it'll be a single issue election for the electorate. Like the last one was about Brexit, but this time whether we're happy with having a lying self serving toad as PM. Get Boris Done. The fat cunt.

Don't underestimate the gotta hand it to him vote.

[JesusAndYourBush]

Bojo preparing for other ventures? We ask the AI to do a simulation:

I don"t think the word 'tasteful' is necessary, it seems to have a block on doing any real filth. (Believe me, I've tried!)

[kalowski]

Zahawi seen entering number 10. Our new chancellor?



More importantly, what the fuck is going on at the bottom right of that photo?

Cold War Steve as good as ever.

[Cerys]

Zahawi seen entering number 10. Our new chancellor?



More importantly, what the fuck is going on at the bottom right of that photo?

That's just Gove, busy preparing his stash of inflatable ministers.[/quote]

[Goldentony]

Rise of Skywalker is their favourite one. They think Babu Frik is the best character in the whole franchise.

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BABU FRIK IS THE ONLY GOOD STAR WARS ENDEAVOUR SINCE THE CREDITS OF RETURN OF THE JEDI FINISHED SCROLLING FOR THE FIRST TIME, MODS BAN THIS CUNT

[Goldentony]

WHY ARE THEY INFLATING A BALD MAN

[jobotic]

What the fuck is Babu Frik you geeks?

This is a serious politics thread. Like something Marr might host.

[Mobius]

Just woke up, is Bunter gone?

[idunnosomename]

Babu Frik was an Anzellan male who lived during the time of the New Republic Era and the war between the First Order and the Resistance. He maintained a workshop where he worked as a droidsmith among the Spice Runners of Kijimi. He could reprogram or modify almost any droid, regardless of its security measures. He spoke a fractured, heavily accented form of Basic known as Anzellan.

[Alberon]

Just woke up, is Bunter gone?

Nope, we're into the last half hour of 'Downfall' in the bunker though.

[Mobius]

Excellent. Just going to have a read of Emma Kennedy's twitter to get a sense of the pulse of the nation.

[Consignia]

Excellent. Just going to have a read of Emma Kennedy's twitter to get a sense of the pulse of the nation.

Yeah, we are a Gnat's pubic hair away from reversing Brexit.

[jobotic]

Babu Frik was an Anzellan male who lived during the time of the New Republic Era and the war between the First Order and the Resistance. He maintained a workshop where he worked as a droidsmith among the Spice Runners of Kijimi. He could reprogram or modify almost any droid, regardless of its security measures. He spoke a fractured, heavily accented form of Basic known as Anzellan.

Oh, him.


Fair enough.

[idunnosomename]

I SAY YOU FELLOWS!

BITCHES LEAVE!!

[Goldentony]

What the fuck is Babu Frik you geeks?

This is a serious politics thread. Like something Marr might host.

FUCK OFF

[Mobius]

The trade envoy to Kenya has just resigned!!!!

[Alberon]

Shit just got real!!

[jobotic]

FUCK OFF

I said fair enough SHEEEESH

[Goldentony]

HEY HEY!

[Alberon]

I didn't realise our new chancellor was previously the Minister for Silly Walks.

[Zero Gravitas]

I remember when I was little I always thought that chancellor was picked from the most brilliant economic minds, and the secretary of state for education was previously a revolutionarily good bod from the education sector, and if we ever had an outbreak of a novel coronavirus the person put it charge of response would be at least an ex GP who left his profession for public service.

[Psybro]

What the fuck is Babu Frik you geeks?

This is a serious politics thread. Like something Marr might host.

He's this weird puppet fella who speaks in a made up nonsense language.  Babu Frik, on the other hand, has been explained elsewhere.

[Zero Gravitas]

[Ferris]

No hiring and spending freeze

Right I'll stay where I am. Appreciate the update.