A serial lawbreaking liar - Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson scandal thread 2

[bomb_dog]

That Chalky Tory had his letter printed and ready to go, only having to add in the '5' to the printed 'July' when the "Go!Go!Go!" instruction came through on his WhatsUp group.

[Cold Meat Platter]

Bravo CNN

[TrenterPercenter]

This is brilliant.  Can't believe they are going to try and "soldier on". Absolutely stunning.  His final gift to the nation.

[Sebastian Cobb]

[Norton Canes]

So how many resignations so far today?

[shoulders]

The only person I've heard of there is Vince McMahon.

[Zero Gravitas]

[jobotic]

Allan is another who probably think Johnson isn't right-wing enough

[Goldentony]

Envoy to Blythe the Right Hon. Vince McMahon

[Sebastian Cobb]

Before the election of 2015, Donelan's career outside politics was in marketing, including a time working on Marie Claire magazine and World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE).

Forgot to include that bit.

[Clatty McCutcheon]

9 resignations in total apparently.

It also seems that household name Michelle Donelan stated in a radio interview that holocaust deniers should be allowed to address university students, in the interests of freedom of speech.

[jobotic]

Yeah but only if they didn't "stray into racism".

[Zero Gravitas]

"No PM can survive the resignation of two senior cabinet ministers like that."

I'd actually laugh if he slogged on, in the first seeing my reconstructed face after falling into a tank of industrial chemicals way.

I will mutilate my mistress and smash up and art gallery, if the 1922 rule change fails and labour stubbornly refuse to bring an opposition motion.

[Spode]

Forgot to include that bit.

I think they could turn the tide if they have Johnson enter every room with a blaring theme tune and his own massive titantron video. Could even reintroduce the kiss my ass club and maybe give people the stink face in his massive undies

[Ferris]

Of course he'll slog on, it's all policed on an honour system and he has literally zero shame.

In light of every part of his shameless career, why on earth would he call it a day now?

[idunnosomename]

lucy allan minister for not having a chin

[JamesTC]

Spoiler alert

69

[close]

[Zero Gravitas]

ooh, I was saving this one.

[Mobius]

" A snap poll by YouGov this evening found that 69% of Britons say Boris Johnson should resign."

THE SEX NUMBER!!!!

[JamesTC]

" A snap poll by YouGov this evening found that 69% of Britons say Boris Johnson should resign."

THE SEX NUMBER!!!!

They've turned the sex number against him! Do they have no shame?

[Zero Gravitas]

From that same poll, 68% expect him to try and stay, soo close to the elusive double, something usually reserved for sex islands.

[JesusAndYourBush]

9 resignations in total apparently.

10 apparently.

https://amp.spectator.co.uk/article/how-many-of-boris-johnson-ministers-cabinet-have-resigned-/amp

[JesusAndYourBush]

OMG it's PMQ's tomorrow!!!  Never have I been so excited for that shitshow!

[Zero Gravitas]

Zelensky just called, Raab will cover for me.

[Jittlebags]

Where's a fridge when you need one?

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Bravo CNN

[Video Game Fan 2000]

never felt the need for a reaction gif before but why on earth isn't there one of Matsumoto hammering the STOP button

[bgmnts]

Just for the record, has there ever been a less qualified prime minister?

[Goldentony]

he needs to go on telly tomorrow and try and suck his own cock

[Video Game Fan 2000]

everyone in the conservative bubble as bad as each other when it comes to competence, imo. even someone like George Osborne who could seem canny at times came across like a man who spent the first three decades of life locked in a cupboard all the other times

Johnson having worked in media might give him an edge in political experience outside of "do we fall in behind the racist or the rapist" - much like the high end of management and finance qualifications and experience mean nothing, they're for the little people who do valuable labour. parliamentary politics is a cult, not a profession. how else to explain two-legged nothings like Rees-Mogg swimming in cash and status