Big Brother 9

[joeyzaza]

Do they have to keep up the ruse for a week? If so, get your money on Stephanie to be the first evictee.

[Pseudopath]

Freeeeeeeeeeeak!

[imitationleather]

Still waiting for totty...

I NEED FRIDAY NIGHT CRUMPET!

[Eight Taiwanese Teenagers]

Rachel, 5

"Drew a total of 982 spurting cocks on her application form". Hates attention seekers.

[Pseudopath]

"You look like.........Demi Moore"

Most unconvincing compliment ever.

[_Hypnotoad_]

OMGZ THEY NOES EACH UVVER!!!!! CONSPIRACEEEE LOLZZ!

[mycroft]

I think I might love her.

[Backstage With Slowdive]

Oh fuck off. Just look at this cunt.

[mycroft]

He's a PE teacher, what a surprise.

[RHX]

Hammering any fanny in there? Appropriate for such a tool

[Aki Kaurismäki]

Horrible Manc twat, Booooo.

[Custard]

Nice to see the A-Team van back though, eh?

[_Hypnotoad_]

Oh fuck off. Just look at this cunt.

ooh, anfurneee MKII

how original

[Eight Taiwanese Teenagers]

Dale, 22

Penis.

[Backstage With Slowdive]

He's a PE teacher, what a surprise.

Promoted above his abilities, clearly.

[Pseudopath]

Dale, 21

Exhibit A: "If there's any fanny in there, I'm gonna nail it. Especially if they're fit."

Exhibit B: Trialled for Man United.

Exhibit C: "I really don't want to work. I'll be a PE teacher, but I can't stand kids."

Verdict: Guilty of being an unqualified cock of the highest order.

I bet his favourite band are Oasis. Twat.

[imitationleather]

How is Dale the same age as me? He looks about ten years older.
Hmmm... Maybe there's something in this Five a Day lark. Time to start on the fruit and veg, methinks. Yeah Dale, your bed may have so many notches on it's post that it's falling apart but errr... I bet you don't have several thousand posts on an internet forum!

P.S. Obviously he's a well-groomed cunt and I hate him boooo.

[Backstage With Slowdive]

A nation vomits.

[_Hypnotoad_]

ooh, anfurneee MKII

how original

ooh, another identikit from last year

how exciting

[RHX]

Wait.. are 6 & 7 the same person?

[mycroft]

A young Michelle Gayle, there.

And who's Abbey Clancy?

[Pseudopath]

Sylvia: Hooray! A sassy black urbanite who represses the memories of horrific tribal slaughter through the donning of jaunty hats.

Fine looking woman, though.

[imitationleather]

Oh look, it's that nurse one who said Anthony got her pregnant a couple of years ago. Why have they let her in again?

[Eight Taiwanese Teenagers]

Sylvia, 109

Token coloured person. Seems almost reasonable. Crowd boos.

[Pseudopath]

WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. HE?

"I can go down"

"Why would you want to be straight and normal?"

"I'll manipulate them until they agree with me"

Wow. Just wow.

[klaatu!]

One in a million. Thank God.

[imitationleather]

Oh great, it's The '70s Gay. Need one of them each series.

[mycroft]

Oh, just fuck off.

EDIT - And he would be the only Scottish one!

[Eight Taiwanese Teenagers]

Dennis,23

'He always just seemed like a normal guy next door. I can't believe he would slaughter innocent people like this.'... Hideous freak.

[weirdbeard]

Bwahahahaaha