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A dead bee has been discovered in the H.S. Art attic

Started by idunnosomename, June 22, 2022, 05:38:04 PM

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idunnosomename

As you may have heard, a dead bee was found earlier this afternoon on a rafter in the H.S. Art attic.

As a mark of respect for the insect, and to aid the police in their investigations, the forum will be closed for posts for the remainder of the week.

Thank you.

Glebe


popcorn

was the bee  alive?

edit: nm just saw title that it's dead


Ferris

God I was only batting it away yesterday... it could have happened to anyone.

Rip.

Ferris

Oh no wait sorry I just popcorn's post that it might be alive - can anyone clarify? I've seen a few rumours on twitter so I'm feeling a bit confused.

It's all been such a whirlwind.

Glebe


Poobum




Ferris

Just got out the box with the local fuzz.

Listen: don't say anything, alright? We just need to stick together on this.

Glebe


Mr Farenheit

Quote from: Ferris on June 23, 2022, 12:48:07 AMJust got out the box with the local fuzz.

Listen: don't say anything, alright? We just need to stick together on this.

Let the great Cover-Up begin!

But we will need a patsy

Captain Poodle Basher

Quote from: Mr Farenheit on June 23, 2022, 03:27:27 PMLet the great Cover-Up begin!

But we will need a patsy

Hey Glebe, it's a lovely day out.

Why not wear your "I HATE BEES!" shirt?

Go for a stroll through town, take in the fresh air by the police station etc.

Glebe

Quote from: Captain Poodle Basher on June 23, 2022, 07:02:26 PMHey Glebe, it's a lovely day out.

Why not wear your "I HATE BEES!" shirt?

Go for a stroll through town, take in the fresh air by the police station etc.

The police care not about bee haters!

Meanwhile, it turns out the bee is alive! Beware!


Ferris

God, I just remembered all those times Glebe said he hated bees and wanted them dead.

I was sure to phone the HS Art constabulary and apprise them of the situation.

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I once read some fanfic where Ferris found an alive bee and immediately inserted it into his anus and wormed his rectum around rigorously until the bee escaped through his mouth.

And after that I can only remember popcorn furiously lamenting that the alive bee had "been wasted".

It was good but it wouldn't have passed muster on The Late, Late Breakfast Show.


Glebe

Quote from: Ferris on June 24, 2022, 02:16:10 AMGod, I just remembered all those times Glebe said he hated bees and wanted them dead.

I was sure to phone the HS Art constabulary and apprise them of the situation.

It's living bees that get on my tits!

What am I saying?! Alive or not alive, I LOVE the bees! Honest!

THE BEE POLICE ARE WATCHING.

Poobum


Glebe


idunnosomename

The bee's funeral we be at 9am next Wednesday at the Clowne crematorium if anyone wishes to pay their respects. The family have stated they're dead into flowers so go nuts with that if you want.

Ferris



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popcorn