Ben Garrison “reacts” thread (bring your reading glasses)

[Cold Meat Platter]

He's going towards the left. Think I'm giving him too much credit tho.

[Blumf]

He's going towards the left. Think I'm giving him too much credit tho.

Had the same though. Possibly he drew Biden first, then had to layout the bike to match.

Probably still giving him too much credit.

[retsuza]

These suggestions are too coherent for Garrison's twisted mind. If anything it should be even more obfuscated - The pedals should be on backwards. The chain should say antifa. There should be a honking red clown nose bike horn.

[Cold Meat Platter]

The perspective suggested by the lines has just registered and now my brain has gone haywire

[idunnosomename]

Cant believe there was a horse paste one the other day. Still thinks a vaccine prevents you getting a disease rather than prepping your immune system to fight it. Just sad at this point really.

After his effort with NFTs, hes pushing the signed prints and original drawings of each cartoon pretty hard now. Even though I cant see why he doesn't sketch the line drawing straight onto a tablet.

[FalknerHinton]

After his effort with NFTs, hes pushing the signed prints and original drawings of each cartoon pretty hard now. Even though I cant see why he doesn't sketch the line drawing straight onto a tablet.

I'm almost tempted by a signed print you know. I quite like his cartooning style so I'd get the most batshit crazy cartoon he's done and just marvel at its mind-boggling inanity all day. The downside being that I don't want to give the fruitcake any money.

[PlanktonSideburns]

I'm almost tempted by a signed print you know. I quite like his cartooning style so I'd get the most batshit crazy cartoon he's done and just marvel at its mind-boggling inanity all day. The downside being that I don't want to give the fruitcake any money.

Forge yourself one, it's the only way

[Blumf]

This one is pretty good, deranged, but artistically neat:


https://grrrgraphics.com/death-race-2024/

Text is as nutty as you'd expect

It's a race to the finish, our future depends on who has control of the steering wheel of state.

Currently a demented Deep State puppet is steering America towards the brink of a globalist abyss, where the future of eating bugs and weeds, inflation, and Chinese type social credit systems await.

You will become human cattle, living safe, controlled lives managed by the global elite in their estates. Every move you make will be watched and controlled.

[Mr_Simnock]

You will become human cattle, living safe, controlled lives managed by the global elite in their estates. Every move you make will be watched and controlled.

good job that's not like it is now in the US eh?

[evilcommiedictator]

So Trump is the demented Deep State puppet?

I'd also like a breakdown of what a Chinese type social credit system is please, and no references to that Black Mirror episode

[Sebastian Cobb]

lol

[Alberon]

How does the Praetorian Guard figure into this?

[zomgmouse]

How does the Praetorian Guard figure into this?

it's old

[retsuza]

Anyone else think the praetorian guard are so WOKE these days

[Kankurette]

Well, the FBI are cunts but not for the reasons he thinks.

Also, good CHRIST Jews live rent free in Garrison's head. Did a Jewish guy shag his mum or something?

[idunnosomename]

How does the Praetorian Guard figure into this?

they offed some particularly shitty Emperors when everyone turned against them? can't wait for Garrison's defence of girlboss Galba etc

[dissolute ocelot]

they offed some particularly shitty Emperors when everyone turned against them? can't wait for Garrison's defence of girlboss Galba etc

The beauty of the cartoon is that the pretorian guard were loyal some of the time and disloyal some of the time, so they represent everything. Just as the KGB were instrumental in ousting Khrushchev as well as defending other Soviet leaders.

Incidentally, the idea of the Gestapo as an all-powerful secret police was a myth made up by post-war Germans trying to excuse their complicity with Nazism; the Gestapo was largely composed of clerical workers who wrote up denunciations from members of the public reporting on their neighbours. So it's hard to imagine anybody less like the Pretorian Guard, who mainly ate olives and had anal sex.

[jobotic]

I didn't know Paul Lynde was in the KGB.

I'll get you Comrade Pitstopva

[Registering to lurk]

How does the Praetorian Guard figure into this?

Killed Jesus?

[evilcommiedictator]

yesss, eat each other's faces, yessssssss


https://grrrgraphics.com/illbert-a-parody/

Best bits

Scott Adams, the creator of the popular comic strip 'Dilbert,' defended getting vaccinated against Covid because he believes in science. Apparently the cartoonist and self-proclaimed hypnotist was himself hypnotized by the legacy media and corrupt medical experts such as Fauci. They convinced him to get the jabs. Had he carried out any kind of independent research, he might have made a smarter decision.

I didn't know any of this since I no longer follow Adams, and he blocked GrrrGraphics on his twitter feed back in 2019, but I came across a disturbing video that he posted on YouTube. He may be experiencing some injection remorse, but his pride will not let him admit it. Not completely. He begrudgingly said we anti-vax types may be right, but we were right 'accidentally' and we're still stupid compared to him. Fine—that's his opinion and he's entitled to it.

What disturbed me most was watching him launch into a blistering, purple-faced tirade while using extremely foul language—just because some woman on the streaming comment section questioned his wisdom for getting the experimental and grossly under-tested mRNA pokes. He called the woman the 'C' word and insulted her husband and family. It was grotesque to hear him say these things and I will not repost his words here.

Dogbert would not approve

4chan's '/pol' promptly raked Adams through the coals and I know what that's like, but Adams truly deserved their rebuke. Adams fancies himself a man of brilliance, but he failed to do his homework on the Covid vaccines, which are neither safe nor effective. They are killing a great many.

Whereas COVID.......

I will never take the jabs and I have natural immunity, having had Covid last summer

If Adams is truly are as smart as he says he is, he will admit he made a mistake. Oh—and have more respect for women. C'mon, man...apologize.

Dogbert's reply

I'm preparing a defamation suit against Ben Garrison for this misinformation. An apology and clarification would be sufficient to stop it. He knows by know that he misrepresented my views and damaged my business. It's going to be expensive.

Fauci is hypnotizing you whilst using science, which involves green gas coming from needles. If anyone can work out a coherent relationship with Dogbert being stuck in an icecube (with mosquitoes?) and the rest of the cartoon, they should win a nobel prize.

[Kankurette]

The guy who drew Greta Thunberg being spanked by Mother Nature thinks Adams is disrespectful to women? Maaaaate.

[DoesNotFollow]

Anyone ever visited the Camelot Castle Hotel in Tintagel? We did for a (pretty shit) afternoon tea as part of a relative's birthday celebrations. One of it's many peculiarities is that it had, among the dozens faux-gold-framed pictures of celebrity "friends of the hotel" in the foyer, a large faux-gold-framed Ben Garrison cartoon. Surreal place that only gets weirder with each remembering of it.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Anyone ever visited the Camelot Castle Hotel in Tintagel? We did for a (pretty shit) afternoon tea as part of a relative's birthday celebrations. One of it's many peculiarities is that it had, among the dozens faux-gold-framed pictures of celebrity "friends of the hotel" in the foyer, a large faux-gold-framed Ben Garrison cartoon. Surreal place that only gets weirder with each remembering of it.

Which Garrison cartoon was it? Had he visited and drawn one for the hotel with him sitting at a table labelled "table" and holding a spoon labelled "spoon of truth" while he stirred his tea (labelled tea)? With Buff Trump sitting opposite him with a napkin tucked into his suit while Fauci, an Antifa member and Biden stood outside the window shaking their fists at Garrison and Trump having fun?

[buttgammon]

That's hilarious! The owner of the hotel once flew a Qanon flag.

[idunnosomename]

wonder if it was the Brexit ship one. that was pretty popular back in the UK qanon days under May.

[ajsmith2]

Can someone post Ben's recent 'Mega Maga New Year' cartoon? (I'm on my phone so I can't oblige)... it's a greatest hits classic of delusion.

[idunnosomename]

yeah it was funny he went quiet when Trump did his cringe NFTs, then did kick up again. his site now has cloudfare protection, and the pop ups are really fucking annoying. anyway.



We're fine!

[ajsmith2]

Thanks!

[NoSleep]

yeah it was funny he went quiet when Trump did his cringe NFTs

Probably miffed that his artistic skills were bypassed. Besides, every one of the NFTs depict ©Buff Trump.

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