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New turns in the Alex Jones trial

Started by Sebastian Cobb, August 03, 2022, 06:17:50 PM

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Sebastian Cobb

I'm still wrapping my head around this but it seems that Jones' lawyers fucked up and sent the contents of his phone to the lawyers representing the Sandy Hook parents and they sat on it for 12 days while he lied through his teeth.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/alex-jones-apology-sandy-hook-trial-infowars-b2136964.html

JamesTC


The Ombudsman

That is hilarious. What a piece of work that man is.


up_the_hampipe

Quote from: sevendaughters on August 03, 2022, 07:10:07 PMhttps://twitter.com/jsrailton/status/1554886981980758016

enjoy the moment he finds out

You can't just post pornography on here like that. You'll get us all far too aroused.


bgmnts

Sometimes lawyers can be a force for good after all.

Starting to think this trial isn't even real and is just a false flag.

I watched the documentary "Alex's War" the other night.
It was shite.
They take a very hands off approach, just follow him and give him enough rope to hang himself, but it's just deathly boring.

edit: Oh, and it's over two hours long because of course it fucking is.

sevendaughters

the word on twitter is that those texts could be subpoenaed for connections to Jan 6. Doesn't seem like a stretch.

Sebastian Cobb

QuoteAlex Jones is asked if InfoWars has been saying the judge is tied to pedophiles in CPS. He says no.

Sandy Hook parent lawyers show a clip saying that, with the judge animated on fire.

"The judge is the fire burning Lady Liberty. The judge is consuming freedom," Jones clarifies.

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1554855896899092485


badaids

Quote from: sevendaughters on August 03, 2022, 07:10:07 PMhttps://twitter.com/jsrailton/status/1554886981980758016

enjoy the moment he finds out

Can't wait until he dismisses his defence and starts to unveil the China connection, which no one wants to talk about.

Cold Meat Platter

That Brain Force Plus sure seems like great stuff.

Zero Gravitas

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on August 03, 2022, 07:37:41 PM
QuoteAlex Jones is asked if InfoWars has been saying the judge is tied to pedophiles in CPS. He says no.

Sandy Hook parent lawyers show a clip saying that, with the judge animated on fire.

"The judge is the fire burning Lady Liberty. The judge is consuming freedom," Jones clarifies.

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1554855896899092485



Quote from: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/alex-jones-apology-sandy-hook-trial-infowars-b2136964.html?page=2Mr Bankston moves to introduce into evidence an image from InfoWars of Lady Justice on fire, with Judge Gamble's face behind it. The judge asks to see it, then chuckles. It is admitted into evidence.

M-CORP

Please click below for insightful, level-headed, highly analytical commentary of a very complex situation.

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See, I told you it was insightful.

Video Game Fan 2000

Leave the poor man alone, he ate six cans of Stagg before the trial and isn't culpable for his actions

pigamus

You know he'll somehow still get off or there'll be a mistrial or some shit

This is 2022 people, hope is dead, the bad guys always win

Goldentony

I was reading the summary of yesterday, before all this, and its mind numbing at points seeing him unable to grasp the actual situation he's really genuinely in with a judge sat next to him giving him grief every few seconds. Every question just becomes WELL IF YOU SAY SO BUT TO ME I WAS TELLING THE TRUTH AS I KNEW IT and you just want the judge to reach over and bosh his head in with the gavel

M-CORP

Quote from: Video Game Fan 2000 on August 03, 2022, 08:22:58 PMLeave the poor man alone, he ate six cans of Stagg before the trial and isn't culpable for his actions

Fair play to the guy. If I ate aluminium cans, I'd be in hospital. But I wouldn't be shouting at clouds about gay frogs.

M-CORP

Quote from: pigamus on August 03, 2022, 08:30:41 PMYou know he'll somehow still get off or there'll be a mistrial or some shit

This is 2022 people, hope is dead, the bad guys always win

If he gets off, I'd be almost impressed. He's dug himself such a deep hole at this point, and the clip linked above sees the judge being very pissed off...

Bennett Brauer

Quote from: M-CORP on August 03, 2022, 08:20:00 PMPlease click below for insightful, level-headed, highly analytical commentary of a very complex situation.

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Thought that was going to be a link to the Alex Jones trial thread on the David Icke forums.

This must be the furthest a CaB thread about him has got without someone making a pisspoor One Show joke.

Bennett Brauer

"ARE YOU CHEWING GUM, BOY?"
"No, Miss."


Video Game Fan 2000

Jones attorney presents evidence sure to clear his name:

Video Game Fan 2000

in his deep fried coke bloated heart he's still the new Bill Hicks so he probably thinks he's keeping the door upon for the "it was performance art" explanation if he never admits personal fault and attributes all his own real opinions to other people

listening to him answer variations "there was so much misinformation at the time can you blame me for believing that?" makes me want to ram aluminium filings up his nose with a dowel. his whole universe has shat the bed and he'd still rather play for an imaginary audience than admit he's even slightly responsible for his own actions. he can't even say he was chewing gum. if he admitted he was a bad 'un and sorry everyone I'm good guy now help me learn to be good, he could probably do a Barr and sell his tell-all memoire to credulous lib arseholes but cant even do that because he's still Howard Beale for an audience of one

elliszeroed

I would fucking enjoy this, if it wasn't for the fact (I almost wrote fuct) that children died and the man is a souless grifter monetising hate who accused mourning families of fakin' it.

That said, watching him on the stand, I wish the same could be done to so many of our politicians.

A real jerk.

And to be honest, I am still not 100% sure he does NOT believe the lies he vomits.

elliszeroed

A better, longer clip which shows... I don't know....

"Is that an email?"



I think I have fallen in love with the judge.

steve98

Why hasn't Jones' lawyer tod him about the text messages "Accident"? Cos clearly Jones knows fuck all about it.

touchingcloth

Walking coronary. Look forward to watching the verdict make his heart pop on ve telly.

Video Game Fan 2000

"your perry mason moment" someone pop his head like a zit

Mobius

I remember the first time I saw Alex Jones, it was on an old Jon Ronson documentary about secret organisations. Think they went trapsing through some woods looking for the Skull & Bones club. He seemed alright back then, but then I also liked David Icke at the time..

idunnosomename

lol him coughing and burping. what a fucking mess of a man