you have been visited by PISS CHRIST. You have seven days to live.

[dontpaintyourteeth]

Unless you suspend a different religious figure in piss, then the curse passes on to someone else

[shoulders]

I choosee Derek Acorah

[Huxleys Babkins]

Tried to get John the Baptist, but he moved out of the way and I ended up soaking James Hunt.

[Russ L]

Justin Wee-lby.

[Senior Baiano]

Pishnu

[touchingcloth]

Tried to get John the Baptist, but he moved out of the way and I ended up soaking James Hunt.

I bagged (or jarred) JtB. The voice of one suspended in the piss, he calls himself.

[bgmnts]

I've got Zorro here trapped in a Vauxhall Astra, is that close enough, linguistically?
I'm filling it with piss now anyway.

[Russ L]

Jesus of Wazzareth

[touchingcloth]

The Pissical Impissibility of Piss in the Piss of Someone Pissing

[Video Game Fan 2000]

John the batPISS

as in, the JOHN

[Cleveland Steamer]

Any chance you can make it three days to live? I'm in a bit of a hurry

[Theoretical Dentist]

Before immersing your choice of religious figure in your choice of piss, be sure to recite the Pissmillah: 'In the name of God, the compissionate, the merciful'.

[touchingcloth]

We will not let you go toilet.
(Let him go toilet).
We will not let you go toilet.
(Let him go toilet).

[dissolute ocelot]

I pissed on a Bible passage once but got seriously ill. Doctor said it was a urinary TRACT infection.

[touchingcloth]

Hey guys. I've just made a Cum Judas. Is that a blasphemy?

[Theoretical Dentist]

If you worship your own penis as a god, will it save your life if you place it in a narrow glass, let loose a stream of pungent yellow urine and unflinchingly leave the knob-deity in place as the tide of hot cloudy liquid advances towards the base of the shaft?

[dontpaintyourteeth]

one way to find out