Boris Johnson - Time Running out?

[Jittlebags]

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Balding blonde cunt?

[Catalogue Trousers]

A Stale Pork Pie Caught Him In The Eye?

[Blumf]

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Emma Kennedy's Watch Battery Needs Changing

[pigamus]

Fat Savile's Last Stand

[Glebe]

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'Boris Johnson: Time to Die'?

[kalowski]

'Boris Johnson: Time to Die(t)'?

[Glebe]

'Boris Johnson: Time to Die(t)'?

Zing!

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Bursting like a watermelon on the driveway

[pancreas]

Christ, when you look at Rory Stewart and think, 'I'd take him as leader of the Labour Party in a heartbeat right now', you know you're fucked.

https://twitter.com/Haggis_UK/status/1484228227535183878?s=20

[SpiderChrist]

Christ, when you look at Rory Stewart and think, 'I'd take him as leader of the Labour Party in a heartbeat right now', you know you're fucked.

https://twitter.com/Haggis_UK/status/1484228227535183878?s=20

Fucking hell, people actually think that?

[Jittlebags]

Stewart facial features looks like he's been animated by Aardman.

[SpiderChrist]

Kwasi Kwarteng, the business secretary, has said blackmail and intimidation "has no place in British politics".

And they call us lefties naïve.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Shocked to discover that people who are referred to as a "whip" use intimidation and bullying tactics.

[imitationleather]

Mr Whippy is not to be messed with.

[Jittlebags]

You'd have thought they'd be pleased when they had the whip withdrawn.

[SpiderChrist]

You'd have thought they'd be pleased when they had the whip withdrawn.

I'd have thought most of them would have been happier with it inserted tbh.

[pigamus]

Who does Liz Truss look the dead spit of? I don't really know, Rita
https://twitter.com/reece_dinsdale/status/1484429031655227393

[Sebastian Cobb]

Stewart facial features looks like he's been animated by Aardman.

Like they took a Willem Defoe out the clone machine a little too early.

[Butchers Blind]

Oh, Rory Stewart. He's not like a proper Tory, you know. He smoked dope and trekked across Asia.

[pigamus]

I could give him grudging credit for that interview if people didn't wank over him so much

[greencalx]

The Times is reporting that rebel Tory MPs have texts and a recording of the intimdation and potential blackmail. What that acually amounts to is anyone's guess.

Kieth will demand an enquiry. It will be chaired by someone junior whose career depends on not criticising the whip, and will mysteriously find no case to answer.

If this shitshow stands in the way of the Tories implementing any seriously damaging legislation, I'd be up for it being dragged out for as long as possible. The only thing worse than an incompetent Tory is a competent one. However I fear the majority being the size it is will let ministers get all sorts of shit through on the nod.

[pigamus]

That twat Fabricant saying, "Well if I had a pound for every time they've threatened me"

Ha ha nice work genius

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Christ, when you look at Rory Stewart and think, 'I'd take him as leader of the Labour Party in a heartbeat right now', you know you're fucked.

https://twitter.com/Haggis_UK/status/1484228227535183878?s=20

Born Roderick James Nugent Stewart.


Not even joking.

[monkfromhavana]

Kieth will demand an enquiry. It will be chaired by someone junior whose career depends on not criticising the whip, and will mysteriously find no case to answer.

Would be a bit rich demanding all these enquiries when he can't be arsed publishing the Forde report.

[Glebe]

That twat Fabricant saying, "Well if I had a pound for every time they've threatened me"

Ha ha nice work genius

Michael Fabricant! I was trying to remember that guy's name a little while ago! The Geoffrey Hayes of politics! Or a thinner 'Fabricated' version of Johnson!

[Darles Chickens]

Who does Liz Truss look the dead spit of? I don't really know, Rita
https://twitter.com/reece_dinsdale/status/1484429031655227393

Just a few more grams of Tory charlie before she can finally finish morphing into Danniella Westbrook.



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[Blinder Data]

It sounds pretty on the money to me. He's basically saying the big problem is they don't have a plan, which is self-evidently true. And they're worried that the cure will be worse than the disease.

"Pinch of salt" was a bit vague - I meant it in that everything Wickham says should be read in the context of his personal friendship with Johnson i.e. he'll never stick the boot in. But I think you're right - the would-be contenders don't fancy a challenge now and all MPs know it's a bad time to have a contest. Though that could all change if Sue Gray finds against him in a bad way and the letters fly in...

[robhug]

shortly to be Dame Sue Gray working from the turks and caicos

[greencalx]

Would be a bit rich demanding all these enquiries when he can't be arsed publishing the Forde report.

Keith loves launching an enquiry. Having it report, not so much.

[Goldentony]

always a bit turned on by the whip, I have to say, ooh withdraw the whip etc proper gets me going sometimes