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Anti Litter sign design

Started by Brian Freeze, January 18, 2022, 11:40:12 PM

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Brian Freeze

I need your help please. I've taken it upon myself to make and install some signs to discourage littering in a local beauty spot.

So far Ive done four and they are a bit twee and discrete which might help with them not getting taken down but I'm running out of ideas.

So far Ive made:-

Leave only footprints
Please take your litter home
Its beautiful here
Thankyou ❤

Please Don't Drop litter . . .
Its beautiful here
Thankyou ❤

Please keep XXXXXXXXXX tidy
and bin your rubbish
Thankyou ❤

It's beautiful here
Please take your rubbish home
Thankyou ❤

Of course I really want to write:-

If you cunts cant come here
Without dropping litter
Then don't fucking come here
You're not
 welcome

Any ideas of what to do instead?

bgmnts

I'm not bitter
But please don't litter
It makes it look much shitter
And that's not on.

easytarget

"if you do not
use our bins
i'll kick your fucking head
right ins"

Zetetic

One of the approaches that various local authorities seem very enamoured with now is:

"I've decided to litter here today because:
[ ] I think people should clean up after me
[ ] I hate good things"



Captain Z

Jemery Crobins wants this place covered in litter

Butchers Blind

"Pick up your fucking litter you doss cunt!"

Goldentony

FAO LITTERING NONCE CUNT PICK SHITE UP RE FLOOR

Johnny Yesno



Blue Jam

Ted Bellingham Is Watching You

Fambo Number Mive

"Our local tradition is to hunt litterers for sport"

"We're watching you, litterers"

madhair60

"If you litter I'll kill your kids"

Kankurette


Lisa Jesusandmarychain

" People Who go around dropping litter
  Are about as popular as Gary Glitter." 

Fambo Number Mive

"Pick up your litter. You have 20 seconds to comply"

This does require you to have an ED-209 stationed in the bushes.

imitationleather

Cover the place in crushed up McDonald's wrappers, coffee cups, beer cans, fag packets, used condoms and bags full of dog shit. Put a sign next to the mess saying "This is what it looks like when you litter, so please don't. Thank you. :)"

Sorted.

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BROKEN GLASS GOES UP YOUR ARSE





all the rest in the bin, please

Paul Calf

Litter through their letterboxes.


gilbertharding

Round our way - and probably round yours too - they get kids to design anti-litter signs. I have no idea why, because the results are invariably shit:



Mind you, from seeing other efforts, it seems as if an adult came up with the slogan "...a litter bit better," so...

Dr Trouser

dropping some litter that never degrades
means you're a paedo dripping with aids

Sebastian Cobb

I reckon litterers are boorish enough that explicit messaging will probably embolden them (much like anti maskers).

So maybe ominous vagueness is the way to go, 'we're watching you'.

gilbertharding

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on January 19, 2022, 10:24:50 AMI reckon litterers are boorish enough that explicit messaging will probably embolden them (much like anti maskers).

So maybe ominous vagueness is the way to go, 'we will round you up and gas you'.

turnstyle

Oh Summer! Bin Laden?

Please push it down and make sure it stayed in.

machotrouts

Consider reverse psychology. "Littering is good". "Please litter". "Littering: It's Good". "Litter". "Littering is really good". "Littering is very good"

Sebastian Cobb

"don't chuck on the ground what you wouldn't want shoved up your arse".

Not sure how this will play with wild campers.

The Guppy

I'm behind a tree with a kitchen knife. Drop your litter. See what happens.

jobotic

Slave-traders invented bins - use them before the woke snowflakes make it illegal.

Icehaven

Just set the terrifying Mrs. Baggit on them