Best Ice Lolly?

[idunnosomename]

dregs of a Calippo are basically the beatific vision

[imitationleather]

I like lifting Calippo out of it's little paper condom and nibbling on the end cos it's all flakey and shit.

Not gonna lie.

[imitationleather]

Nan was always like, "You look like you're pleasuring a dick, kid."

[beanheadmcginty]

How come all the knock off own brand Zooms fail to replicate the same texture and flavour combination of the official version? Is it patented?

Pink grapefruit Calippos tasted of marijuana.

Fabs are shit.

The best lolly is obviously the Mars ice cream. And yes it's a lolly.

[Dex Sawash]

Bomb Pops

[ImmaculateClump]

Fabs are shit.

Aaaaw. I'm sure I liked them. Them bobblys weren't half nobbly.

Zooms

You see, I liked zooms, but I can't help feeling that the rocket design and those three exciting colours were doing a fair amount of heavy lifting.
They weren't all that, looking back.

The best lolly is obviously the Mars ice cream. And yes it's a lolly.

No stick, dick licker. Big lolly men don't fuck with no ice cream.

[Brian Freeze]

Best iced lollies we've had lately have been home-made.

We got given four of those silicon Calippo shaped moulds and they've been worth their weight in gold. Especially after Mrs F told me to stop fucking about with squash and use proper carton juice in them.

[Hex Triplet]

Calippos are shit

[Dr Rock]

So are Zooms

[buttgammon]

How come all the knock off own brand Zooms fail to replicate the same texture and flavour combination of the official version? Is it patented?

The same thing happened with a Lidl own-brand Fruit Pastilles lolly I had yesterday. Very disappointing.

[The Mollusk]

Since last night I've not been able to get the physical image of a Calippo fleshlight out of my head. It would come with a little bit of citrus flavoured solution in the base so when you're done with it you can drink the orangey cum.

[Gurke and Hare]

wait does the term ice lolly imply something that's primarily flavoured ice or does it include ice creams on sticks?

Can we get a fucking ruling on this please?

If ice cream on sticks is allowed, then Solero. If not, then orange Calippo.

Historically, Funny Feet.

[idunnosomename]

Stick a Twister up me jacksie
I'll pull the Callipo off me cock

[ImmaculateClump]

If you're Ben or Jerry
or made with dairy
then brother, fuck off

cos we're only interested in the shit
frozen cordial crap ice on sticks
and if you're fit then you can have a lick
but divvent come your shit with your mini milks

[ImmaculateClump]

So if it's in anyway ice-cream like, it must have a stick?
If it's clearly an ice lolly, like a calippo, then they're allowed in without a stick, they don't need extra proof that they're a lolly.
Are we agreed on this?
I mean, where do you draw the line? A magnums just a fucking choc ice on a stick. You're happy to call that a lolly?

[Kankurette]

I'm guessing those ice pop things you suck out of a plastic bag don't count, right? Fab is lollious enough, surely? Even with the sprinkles?

[touchingcloth]

I love the tofu and crisps flavour ones.

[Kankurette]

Is Nobbly Bobbly still a thing?

[beanheadmcginty]

All the reams and reams of chat about Del Boy on this forum and no one has opted for the Jubbly yet. It's the Calippo for mathematicians.

[Stonefish]

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[Kankurette]

I'd say Feast but according to the lollyologists here, it's ice cream and therefore Not A Lolly.

[Stonefish]

Nah, we're right and they're wrong

[idunnosomename]

A FROZEN POP

[holyzombiejesus]

I wish they sold grapefruit juice lollies. Grapefruit is so neglected. Grapefruit lollies, grapefruit squash, grapefruit cocktails, grapefruit sweets please.

[Jockice]

Orange Maids. With Fabs not far behind.

[ImmaculateClump]

Calippos are out then. No stick
This is gonna end up with us all fighting in the car park.

[Sex Wax]

I would argue that a lolly stick isn't a stick if it isn't straight and significantly longer than it is wide. Ruling out those squat, curvaceous fuckers you get in Soleros and Magnum, they're more like lolly paddles.

[seepage]

Orange Maids. With Fabs not far behind.

My dad would have approved of this post

[Dex Sawash]

I wish they sold grapefruit juice lollies. Grapefruit is so neglected. Grapefruit lollies, grapefruit squash, grapefruit cocktails, grapefruit sweets please.

Been obsessed with the Costa Rican dessert, toronajas rellenas (stuffed grapefruits). Hollowed out grapefruit with the skin candied to make a bowl and stuffed with a paste of powdered milk and grapefruit flesh reduction.

[flotemysost]

Been caning the Morrisons own-brand orange ones during my recent heatwave/covid one-two punch. Just frozen juice, no fucking about. Really want some Del Monte ones (or any pineapple flavour) but can't find 'em anywhere.

I do have a soft serve spot for those flavours that only ever seem to be available from ice cream vans - lager & lime, ginger beer, that kind of thing. Basically, if you can imagine being handed it at the end of your school sports day and wondering whether it was worth the afternoon of ritualistic hazing then I'm all over it.

Edit: actually one year they gave us choc ices, those can get to absolute fuck