Five millionth post

[shiftwork2]

is not this one, but it is probably happening towards the end of this week.  I have it on authority that it is going to be amazing.  It will guide the forum for the next 5,000,000 posts.  What will it be?

[buttgammon]

It'll be one of those spambots flogging kitchens.

[Alberon]

Your Mum.

[Vodkafone]

Kittens falling off your mum's anus in Clowne

[dissolute ocelot]

Desolation: This is your 5,000,000th post.

[idunnosomename]

Farrrrrrrrrrrrrrtt

[madhair60]

You know what this forum reminds me of? Sort of reminds me of CaB...

[shiftwork2]

Thank goodness none of that ^ shit was post five million, eh readers.

[JaDanketies]

It'll be one of those spambots flogging kitchens.

I used to work for the guy who was behind all of that. I did £40 of dodgy internet marketing for him but it was immoral a f and I only did it once. Then apparently at his court case they spoke about me personally at length - I guess because of how comprehensive my invoice was and how it detailed the illegal work I did for him.  My invoice up on the big screen getting argued over by lawyers. crazy shit. literally only £40.

Was lucky that I didn't get in trouble, but I never even got an interview about it. I was only informed that I was mentioned in the court case when I'd already been mentioned.

Loads of his staff got custodial sentences, he fled the country. I believe he's in China or East Asia somewhere. Would've really hated getting prosecuted over £40 of MoneySavingExpert comments about how his kitchens aren't actually that bad

[shoulders]

Fiver on

'New page cunt'

[Tony Tony Tony]

My money is on it being one of my legendary zingers.

I'm off to warm up by going on Mumsnet and calling them a load of cunts.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Oh, you mean cumulatively, from everyone?

Still seems a birrova high number. Is this actually possible? 5 Million Posts?

[Armed Traffic Warden]

Oh, you mean cumulatively, from everyone?

Still seems a birrova high number. Is this actually possible? 5 Million Posts?

Ask the Royal Mail

[Tina Turner]

#5,000,000 has already dropped:

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?msg=5000000#msg5000000



Iconic.

Tears in my eyes.

Absolute bits.

[shoulders]

Actual lol

[touchingcloth]

Post 10,000,000 will be about Banjo Kazooie.

[phes]

It will guide the forum for the next 5,000,000 posts.  What will it be?

This'll be shit I reckon

[Dex Sawash]

Will @alcoholic messiah  return now, or are they already back?

[Mr Vegetables]

Soon we'll have a post for everyone living in Scotland, at which point we can start the process of assigning everybody their own

[touchingcloth]

Soon we'll have a post for everyone living in Scotland, at which point we can start the process of assigning everybody their own

I've bagsied that one. I'm taking bids for the NFT.

[Tony Tony Tony]

It's now so close I can smell it....

[Tony Tony Tony]

For anyone wanting to watch the magic number arrive it's at the foot of This page

[idunnosomename]

it will be posted by this poster

[Tony Tony Tony]

Ok I done some back of a fag packet calculations....

At current rates we are looking at around 100 posts per hour across the whole site. Given we are approx 1,100 away from the big number at this rate I would anticipate 5,000,000 to be hit at around 7:30 am. However if we factor in the slowdown in the wee small hours probable timing will be closer to midday/lunchtime.

So strap in for the five millionth post whilst you are chomping on your sandwich. I'm sure it will be jaw dropping.

[Pavlov`s Dog`s Dad`s Dead]

For anyone wanting to watch the magic number arrive it's at the foot of This page

Oh, why's that, then?

[Tony Tony Tony]

Oh, why's that, then?

Because I suspect a number of posters here are the sort who cream their trousers at the prospect of a car mileometer turning over big numbers.

I know I do and so does my dry cleaner.

[idunnosomename]

may the 5 millionth poster be cursed by his hair falling out, his foreskin becoming uncomfortably tight, and his mind generally troubled

[Pavlov`s Dog`s Dad`s Dead]

Because I suspect a number of posters here are the sort who cream their trousers at the prospect of a car mileometer turning over big numbers.

I know I do and so does my dry cleaner.

Ah, sorry. I was being all meta and that. This poster will explain what I was getting at way better than I ever could.

[Butchers Blind]

Anyone remember what the 4 million post was? Bet it was something about DrWho.

[madhair60]

Anyone remember what the 4 million post was? Bet it was something about DrWho.

unfortunately it was a racial slur.