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Russell Brand - now "a Christian" [split topic]

Started by Mr Trumpet, March 03, 2024, 02:02:16 PM

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Agent Dunham

That's good, as it will be Trump who will be haemorrhaging support to RFK now. Joe Rogan's on that one too.

Petey Pate

This is a decent (albeit long) take down of Brand's grift from Timpah.on.Toast (the 'All my homies hate Skrillex' guy), despite their very superficial idea of what anarchism is as a broader political philosophy.




Agent Dunham


Agent Dunham

Quote from: Urbane Costanza on September 07, 2024, 03:59:28 PMGod doesn't need to hear all of that rubbish.

Did he really need to be reminded who was the host?

Probably not, but I think Brand now sees himself as the eyes and ears of the divine. He's humble like that.

daf

Ugh! What an utter fraud!

Come on God - smite him!

Send a fudgeknocking thunderbolt!

CLEAVE HIM IN TWAIN!

lauraxsynthesis

Fucking hell. What about Lord Krishna or whoever he was worshiping last week.

I've cringed myself inside out just seeing the still image of this.

Campbell Soupe

Jesus wept

Talk about stepping out of my bubble (and accidentally still signed in on my YouTube account, ffs): was fully expecting a proper shoe-ing in the comments on that, but...um, no.

Things like this make me genuinely despair about the gullibility of humanity...



McDead

For the sin of being a dodgy little doo dah who can't keep his trouser python penned up in its bocky-wox, and is now attempting to grift his lordship jesus Christ esq, he's off to helly-well, where he's gonna get a fork stuck up his bum for all eternity. Gertcha!

Agent Dunham


Gulftastic

I hope his US jury have watched a lot of films and are now programmed to think all posh talking Brits are villains.


Quote from: Urbane Costanza on September 07, 2024, 04:22:47 PMProbably not, but I think Brand now sees himself as the eyes and ears of the divine. He's humble like that.

He's Uriah Heap.

idunnosomename

whats the absurdly limp wrist about. did he used to mince to this degree before


Cold Meat Platter

Quote from: idunnosomename on September 07, 2024, 10:40:00 PMwhats the absurdly limp wrist about. did he used to mince to this degree before



It's a sign!

Cold Meat Platter


Video Game Fan 2000

Quote from: idunnosomename on September 07, 2024, 10:40:00 PMwhats the absurdly limp wrist about. did he used to mince to this degree before



you've seen them, these break dancers they have now

phantom_power

You can't get more fucking deep state than God

idunnosomename

Particularly the Catholic Church. Arizona is fairly Catholic so it seems a judicious choice to do it there (rather than a Southern Baptist state) but what Brand says just seems like a parody of a priest's litany anyone who'd been brought up Catholic could rattle off rather than anything remotely sincere

"In deference to him [Tucker Carlson]" in particular is pretty funny. Like hes a fuckin bishop or something.


daf

I'm not saying I'm the Apostles, Stew,  . .  that is for others to say!

Jickets

This Christian arc is so hilariously transparent, is ANYONE genuinely buying this?

idunnosomename

Is the cat saying "I don't remember the precursor of the Messiah doing the ritual sacrament in the Jordan in his trollies"


Ferris

For my baptism, I'd like Russel brand and some stocky haircut bloke in a river. I will of course be wearing a wetsuit lest any of the water touch me. Amen.

Jickets

Don't forget they both have to be in their undies too!

Mr Trumpet

Good on Russell, getting in the river to wash away all the evidence his sins

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