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Title: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: dead-ced-dead on June 04, 2021, 05:38:34 PM
I love the whole crippled Irishman:

(https://frinkiac.com/video/S05E10/O99XP3vJJPicKON_1GSX3fjB3mo=.gif)

And basically anything in Homer Goes to College:

(https://frinkiac.com/video/S05E03/y2wVPkhQaSZBaCnH-mN0uS-ijL0=.gif)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 04, 2021, 05:40:01 PM
But she has a new hat.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: JamesTC on June 04, 2021, 05:50:44 PM

And basically anything in Homer Goes to College:

(https://i.imgur.com/ztmuQGp.gif)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: dead-ced-dead on June 04, 2021, 05:52:12 PM
But she has a new hat.

(Wolf whistle) Hey jiggles! Grab a pad and back that beautiful butt in here!
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 04, 2021, 05:53:02 PM
Bart getting punched for Homer's actions then the mailman who goes from brown to yellow in the same second.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: dead-ced-dead on June 04, 2021, 05:57:56 PM
Bart getting punched for Homer's actions then the mailman who goes from brown to yellow in the same second.

I love animation fuck ups like that. Early Simpsons sometimes has the charm of a b-movie where all the sets wobble.

(https://frinkiac.com/video/S02E20/jKF5c8bzV5ZiL4Xnt9jIwdoq-R0=.gif)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 04, 2021, 06:00:18 PM
Apu appears yellow when they go over the hill after the Comet has hit.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: BJBMK2 on June 04, 2021, 06:02:14 PM
Homer Goes To College might be the funniest 22 or so minutes of animation ever. There's not one foot put wrong, even the  throwaway gags are the kind of thing any other show, animated or otherwise would kill for.

(https://frinkiac.com/meme/S05E03/675807.jpg?b64lines=IFNJUiwgU0lYIENJTkRFUiBCTE9DS1MKIEFSRSBNSVNTSU5HLiBUSEVSRSdMTCBCRQogTk8gSE9TUElUQUwgVEhFTi4gSSdMTAogVEVMTCBUSEUgQ0hJTERSRU4u)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: dead-ced-dead on June 04, 2021, 06:04:49 PM
Homer Goes To College might be the funniest 22 or so minutes of animation ever. There's not one foot put wrong, even the  throwaway gags are the kind of thing any other show, animated or otherwise would kill for.


It's easily my favourite episode.

"Hellooooooo that sounds like a pig fainting."
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: JamesTC on June 04, 2021, 06:05:53 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/VqCAPTV.gif)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 04, 2021, 06:06:26 PM
I love animation fuck ups like that. Early Simpsons sometimes has the charm of a b-movie where all the sets wobble.

(https://frinkiac.com/video/S02E20/jKF5c8bzV5ZiL4Xnt9jIwdoq-R0=.gif)

I love how freakishly weird they look on the relatively rare occasions they show the characters head-on.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ChE7djgWkAEJ2VL?format=jpg&name=small)(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ch8Vu6SWsAAaPhm?format=jpg&name=small)
(https://data.junkee.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/simpsons.jpg)(https://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/is-there-anything-more-revolting-than-front-facing-simpsons-characters-11.jpg?attachment_cache_bust=2409793&quality=85&strip=info&w=400)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 04, 2021, 06:07:34 PM
It's easily my favourite episode.

"Hellooooooo that sounds like a pig fainting."

I've never expelled anyone before, but that pig had some powerful friends.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: BJBMK2 on June 04, 2021, 06:07:50 PM
The Box. The Box!
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 04, 2021, 06:08:46 PM
Oh, if only we'd listened to that boy, instead of walling him up in the abandoned coke oven.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: JamesTC on June 04, 2021, 06:13:06 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/amnQU0F.jpg)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on June 04, 2021, 06:15:17 PM
I love the whole crippled Irishman:

(https://frinkiac.com/video/S05E10/O99XP3vJJPicKON_1GSX3fjB3mo=.gif)
It's the fact that he laughs about it for a whole weekend.

The streetsweeper going down the subway steps in Bart Sells His Soul.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 04, 2021, 06:16:46 PM
Your Bra bomb better work nerdlinger
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: dead-ced-dead on June 04, 2021, 06:18:16 PM
It's also got some of the funniest, most fluid animation:

(https://frinkiac.com/video/S05E03/Uzhr1TG_O6HzX8aIHFLj797B0_0=.gif)

(https://frinkiac.com/video/S05E03/_i2aKWzgacogDWPXk1MG8NMe6fo=.gif)

(https://frinkiac.com/video/S05E03/q_vGQ0dBeoqu2hnfGoPiYiXxIIQ=.gif)

(https://frinkiac.com/video/S05E03/Jy3cUWp66yx2JpH6O2P66cc2cL0=.gif)

(https://frinkiac.com/video/S05E03/ZCVBBAGazINnsFqNzatJlT4KyeQ=.gif)

Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: dead-ced-dead on June 04, 2021, 06:20:50 PM

The streetsweeper going down the subway steps in Bart Sells His Soul.

I love that it's a triple-layered joke where every bit works:

Bart can't read a map - Chuckle worthy
The streetsweeper runs over Bart's bike and it looks shiny and new only for it to immediately break - Funnier
The streetsweeper driver cackling maniacally - Even funnier
Falling down the subway - Surrealist masterpiece of comedy.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: GoblinAhFuckScary on June 04, 2021, 06:21:50 PM
I love how freakishly weird they look on the relatively rare occasions they show the characters head-on.

i love that

(https://i.imgur.com/nEHvGOy.jpg)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: dead-ced-dead on June 04, 2021, 06:24:06 PM
i love that

(https://i.imgur.com/nEHvGOy.jpg)

(https://frinkiac.com/video/S04E08/DYVT-HmnxrJ884i8FTqxR-MZrnk=.gif)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: JamesTC on June 04, 2021, 06:24:53 PM
Front on is creepy

(https://i.imgur.com/Ubjgb0V.gif)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: The Mollusk on June 04, 2021, 06:25:49 PM
The “Prank?” bit above is one of my all time faves, it’s such a fucking hilarious full stop on a situation you think couldn’t get any more calamitous.

I think maybe the best bit of wordplay in the show is when Homer is teaching a marriage success class:

“What is a wedding? Webster’s defines it as the process of removing weeds from one’s garden.”

That’s classic goofball Homer shit there. Just a basic error of oversight that results in a simple but marvellous throwaway line.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: BJBMK2 on June 04, 2021, 06:29:42 PM
"Mr Hutz, this verdict is written on a cocktail napkin. And it still says guilty. And guilty is spelt wrong."

I love the little glimpses into the bizarre, off camera lives of Springfield. Such as the above scene, followed by "Next case, the National Council of Churches vs Lionel Hutz". "Oh right, that thing". What did Lionel do to piss off all major religions? How did that event come about?

Or in Homer vs Apu, "Yeesh, that sounds worse then that album Grandpa recorded". No Family Guy-esque cutaway, your imagation is left to do the work of what on earth that could possibly be like, which makes it a thousand times better. For an animated show, which can theoretically depict anything, budget be damned, they were so good at knowing when to show restraint, and leave things to the imagation.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 04, 2021, 06:34:46 PM
It's also got some of the funniest, most fluid animation:


(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/44/eb/23/44eb23e0c58e12ea07a200dcd0298f37.gif)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: DrGreggles on June 04, 2021, 06:42:33 PM
Quote from: Marge Simpson
Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. Remember when I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat? He sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: The Mollusk on June 04, 2021, 06:43:39 PM
I love the little glimpses into the bizarre, off camera lives of Springfield.

The peanut factory manager going off on one about his daily training routine to prepare against a rampaging elephant is the best example of this.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: BJBMK2 on June 04, 2021, 06:44:03 PM
It feels almost redundant to quote Steamed Hams, but it's amazing how the original scene, despite being memed into the void, has lost none of it's original power and brilliance.

The little noise Chalmers makes just as Skinners climbing out of the window. "AAH-hmmm"
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: DrGreggles on June 04, 2021, 06:45:42 PM
Quote from: Lionel Hutz
Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.

Quote from: Marge Simpson
You did?

Quote from: Lionel Hutz
Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son."
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: dead-ced-dead on June 04, 2021, 06:46:02 PM
The peanut factory manager going off on one about his daily training routine to prepare against a rampaging elephant is the best example of this.

I love that gag so much.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 04, 2021, 06:50:21 PM
Not so much a joke but another bit of restraint is the little glimpses we get of Leopold.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Gurke and Hare on June 04, 2021, 06:50:46 PM
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AnchoredMediocreHorse-size_restricted.gif)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Video Game Fan 2000 on June 04, 2021, 06:54:16 PM
Love the bit in "Dead Bart" when they're trying to get on the airplane.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: JamesTC on June 04, 2021, 07:01:03 PM
Love the bit in "Dead Bart" when they're trying to get on the airplane.

(https://i.imgur.com/tiqqdQW.jpg)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Schrodingers Cat on June 04, 2021, 07:02:24 PM
Quote from: Cayman Islands accountant
Oh I’m sorry, I can’t divulge information about that customers secret, illegal account.

Oh crap! I shouldn’t have said they were a customer.

Oh crap! I shouldn’t have said it was a secret.

Oh crap! I certainly shouldn’t have said it was illegal.

Aah, it’s too hot today
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 04, 2021, 07:05:25 PM
(https://frinkiac.com/meme/S07E15/565331.jpg?b64lines=IEFsbCBJIGJyb3VnaHQgaXMgYSBkaW1lLgogSSBkaWRuJ3Qga25vdyB0aGVyZSB3b3VsZAogYmUgcG9ybm9ncmFwaHku)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Gulftastic on June 04, 2021, 07:05:58 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/44/eb/23/44eb23e0c58e12ea07a200dcd0298f37.gif)

I suspect I'm not alone in being unable to watch that gif without adding Homer's girlish giggle.
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Post by: Video Game Fan 2000 on June 04, 2021, 07:13:43 PM
"Sorry about the running you over prank"
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Post by: BJBMK2 on June 04, 2021, 07:20:09 PM
"Mr Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it".

Anything Lionel Hutz says.

Anything Phil Hartman says, really.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Jerzy Bondov on June 04, 2021, 07:25:58 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/ztmuQGp.gif)
If pushed I would say that’s my favourite bit of comedy ever.

“See you in the car!
Best wishes
Milhouse”
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: dead-ced-dead on June 04, 2021, 07:29:02 PM
"Mr Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it".

Anything Lionel Hutz says.

Anything Phil Hartman says, really.

God, I miss him. He was perfect. In NewsRadio, too.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Jerzy Bondov on June 04, 2021, 07:32:53 PM
Every time we do this thread it’s all the same jokes and I love it and read every single one.

Alright you listen up you little FREAKS. The fun stops here. You’re gonna SHUT your stinkin TRAPS and behave DAMMIT! This is one substitute you’re not gonna SCREW WITH. Marge Simpson.
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Post by: Wonderful Butternut on June 04, 2021, 07:33:02 PM
"Gee... I don't know what you have planned for tonight Homer, but count me out. Didn't you buy any meat?"

- Marge opening Homer's "shopping", which was condoms, porn mags, enema kits, "panty shields" (sanitary towels?) and a bottle of whiskey that he bought to 'act casual' when buying illegal fireworks.
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Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on June 04, 2021, 07:35:50 PM
Dee dee diddle-ee dee diddle-ee-dee-de-dee

CLONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVJzt7y2gR0
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: JamesTC on June 04, 2021, 07:47:26 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/1I4iOly.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/3FXlfcQ.gif)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: The Mollusk on June 04, 2021, 08:14:26 PM
It feels almost redundant to quote Steamed Hams, but it's amazing how the original scene, despite being memed into the void, has lost none of it's original power and brilliance.

The little noise Chalmers makes just as Skinners climbing out of the window. "AAH-hmmm"

Hahaha that Chalmers noise comes into my head all the time! I thought it would be way too small and insignificant to even mention in the “extremely small moments” thread, but I love it.

It’s not redundant to mentioned Steamed Hams by the way. It’s one of the greatest comedy scenes ever written.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: sevendaughters on June 04, 2021, 08:42:52 PM
Have the Rolling Stones killed
But sir those aren't -
DO AS I SAY
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 04, 2021, 08:46:16 PM
It's just a goddamn popularity contest with you kids.
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Post by: Video Game Fan 2000 on June 04, 2021, 08:49:05 PM
Krudler.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Video Game Fan 2000 on June 04, 2021, 08:50:43 PM
This is my favorite Simpsons exchange:

Quote
Bart: I’m sorry for all the trouble I’ve caused you, Krusty, but you know, my mom says God never closes a door without opening a window.

Krusty: No offense, kid, but your mom’s a dingbat! There’s no silver lining here. I was a big cheese. A huge cheese! And now look at me!
I got to ride the bus like a schnook.
I got to live in an apartment like an idiot!
I have to wait in line with a bunch of nobodies to buy groceries from a failure!

Bart: It doesn’t matter what you did wrong, though, as long as you’re on TV people will respect you.

Krusty: [spits] Bah. What good is respect without the moolah to back it up. Everywhere I go I see teachers driving Ferraris, research scientists drinking champagne. I tried to drink a Coke on the bus, and they took away my pass!

[breaks a bottle of scotch]

That’s no life for a famous clown.

It should be etched into a gold plate and launched in to space with a picture of Monica Vitti so the aliens know not to blow us up.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 04, 2021, 08:52:04 PM
He took Bart to that wasn't part of our deal blackheart that wasn't part.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: sevendaughters on June 04, 2021, 08:53:17 PM
A friend of mine just does not like Krusty and thinks everything with him in is pure failure. Consistent on this point for 20 years. Weird.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 04, 2021, 08:55:21 PM
What you talking about? You are the one who double dared us.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Video Game Fan 2000 on June 04, 2021, 08:56:33 PM
To be fair Krusty and Burns were the first characters to become complete shit.

But Krusty Gets Kancelled is my joint fav with Last Exit To Springfield and Bart the Fink the last perfect episode.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: JamesTC on June 04, 2021, 08:57:29 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/0p1lF5C.gif)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 04, 2021, 08:58:49 PM
"Please, please, kids. Stop fighting. Maybe Lisa's right about America being a land of opportunity, and maybe Adil has a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers."
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 04, 2021, 08:59:21 PM
For god's sake sir they are 2 seats I like to put my feet up.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: JamesTC on June 04, 2021, 09:00:48 PM
(https://frinkiac.com/img/S07E12/96863.jpg)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Video Game Fan 2000 on June 04, 2021, 09:02:03 PM
Bart the Fink has -

"Crap, I shouldn't have said it was a secret"
"That's no life for a famous clown"
"Arrr, he'll be dancing for hours"
"My beloved pornography!"
"People die all the time, just like that"
"Tax avoision"
"Garnish my celery?"
"Not me, though. I loved Krusty"
Newhart cameo
and
Krusty's Dean Martin anecdote.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Video Game Fan 2000 on June 04, 2021, 09:03:44 PM
Krusty's private plane is called the I'm-On-Rolla Gay.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 04, 2021, 09:04:06 PM
Jimbo's real name is Corky.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: checkoutgirl on June 04, 2021, 09:04:53 PM
Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you.
Batman?
No, he's a scientist.
Batman's a scientist.



I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wannabe a league bowler.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 04, 2021, 09:06:53 PM
Maybe if you didn't poop so much you wouldn't be so small oh!
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: jobotic on June 04, 2021, 09:07:18 PM
(three children are shouting and irritating their father while he is driving the family car)
Children's Angry Dad: If YOU kids CAN'T keep your hands to yourself, I'm gonna TURN THIS CAR AROUND, AND THERE WILL BE NO CAPE CANAVERAL FOR ANYBODY!!!
(kids go quiet; Nelson slaps the man's head from Bart's car without the father observing it)
Children's Dad: THAT'S IT! BACK TO WINNIPEG!
(he turns the car around)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: checkoutgirl on June 04, 2021, 09:07:31 PM
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcShm1o9MfBYPaXnsRaDIVYvS6mIlvjOAtQglYA1xs4V6Bjlq2L1kpURqe3eyB5w95hgMOQ&usqp=CAU)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: checkoutgirl on June 04, 2021, 09:09:47 PM
It's literally the eleventh hour, 10 PM
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: JamesTC on June 04, 2021, 09:11:02 PM
Lousy Smarch weather.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Video Game Fan 2000 on June 04, 2021, 09:14:41 PM
senor plow no es macho, solamente un borracho
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: checkoutgirl on June 04, 2021, 09:16:12 PM
And now, to top off our most propane-explosion-free science week ever, our grand finale
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: JamesTC on June 04, 2021, 09:17:08 PM
(https://frinkiac.com/img/S07E06/600148.jpg)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on June 04, 2021, 09:30:35 PM
Aw, my favourite Arnie Pye moments are from season 12 onwards.

"I can't see through metal, Kent!"

and

"You wanna know what I see, Kent? I see a slow news day with nothing to fill it!"
"Arnie, you're supposed to be filming people coping with the loss of their church."
"And how am I supposed to do that? Do I have a magic lens that can see into people's souls? Well yours would be black, Kent, black as the ace of spades!"
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Post by: idunnosomename on June 04, 2021, 09:31:43 PM
This is an ARM. Drawn by NOBODY. It is worth NOTHING.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Blumf on June 04, 2021, 09:41:46 PM
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8vzI-SYVN8g/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Blumf on June 04, 2021, 09:43:42 PM
(https://frinkiac.com/img/S07E06/600148.jpg)

It was good advice.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: BJBMK2 on June 04, 2021, 09:44:21 PM
(https://frinkiac.com/meme/S06E01/276042.jpg?b64lines=TE9PSyBRVUVTVElPTiBMQURZLiBUSElTCiBKT0IgSVMgTk9UIFdIQVQgSSBSRUFMTFkKIERPLCBPS0FZPyBJIFBMQVkKIEtFWUJPQVJEUy4=)

He has all but two lines, but he might be my fave one shot character. As with a lot of these, the perfect delivery, (by Hank Aziria?), nails it.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 04, 2021, 09:53:04 PM
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8vzI-SYVN8g/hqdefault.jpg)

(https://i.redd.it/0q67iomqzhhz.jpg)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: BJBMK2 on June 04, 2021, 10:02:47 PM
(https://i.redd.it/0q67iomqzhhz.jpg)

Still the name I use on any video game.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on June 04, 2021, 10:07:18 PM
(https://frinkiac.com/meme/S06E01/276042.jpg?b64lines=TE9PSyBRVUVTVElPTiBMQURZLiBUSElTCiBKT0IgSVMgTk9UIFdIQVQgSSBSRUFMTFkKIERPLCBPS0FZPyBJIFBMQVkKIEtFWUJPQVJEUy4=)

He has all but two lines, but he might be my fave one shot character. As with a lot of these, the perfect delivery, (by Hank Aziria?), nails it.
As someone whose dad plays keyboards, I have to agree.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 04, 2021, 10:10:13 PM
Mr. Simpson a cat is a living thing
I don't care
Now to get me some sweet
No Mr. Simpson that's sexual harassment if you keep it up I'll scream so loud the whole country will hear.
Like the Man in the Whitehouse not likely hahahahahaha
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: dead-ced-dead on June 04, 2021, 10:23:20 PM
(https://frinkiac.com/video/S06E01/YTrRDZqMgYeQ3ZrcMywf__u8ZP8=.gif)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: The Mollusk on June 04, 2021, 10:23:41 PM
Krusty's private plane is called the I'm-On-Rolla Gay.

I used to fly to Vegas in it with Dean Martin! One night he looked out the window, and the moon hit his eye like a big pizza pie... We wrote a song about it! But I ended up infringing on one he’d written years before.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 04, 2021, 10:25:01 PM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeelo
Has the whole world gone gay?
Your all sick
Oh be nice
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: The Mollusk on June 04, 2021, 10:25:07 PM
Moe: Come on, you gotta give me back my floor! My customers are walkin’ around on the pipes!

Repo guy: Hey, next time pay your bills.

Moe: But I don’t want to!
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on June 04, 2021, 10:27:14 PM
"But Blanche, you gotta help me, I'm sixty-four grand in the hole!"
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: JamesTC on June 04, 2021, 10:31:38 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/6GS7U59.gif)

"Where'd you get those cloaks?"
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on June 04, 2021, 10:36:17 PM
This isn't a joke exactly, but the bit in "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment" where the dodgy cable guy waltzes into the house with a stolen car radio, explains "Your door wasn't locked in any serious way", and murmurs "even better" after Homer lets slip that Ned isn't home gives me PIF vibes.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: JamesTC on June 04, 2021, 10:37:02 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Fsalfa1.gif)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: TheQueensboroBridge on June 04, 2021, 10:43:29 PM
'Hi, everyone. If I could just say a few words, I'd be a better public speaker'

Not sure why this, among all of those to choose from always stands out but it makes me laugh every time. I love the fact Bart laughs when no one else does. It's a nice moment.

'Curse you magic beans!'

'You know Lisa...music helps Daddy think'

Also Homer crying at the backwards flushing toilet in Bart Vs Australia is another throwaway moment that always gets me but I see that episode is now officially 'problematic' so I should probably remember not to laugh next time.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Jerzy Bondov on June 04, 2021, 10:45:58 PM
You’d better run, egg!
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: JamesTC on June 04, 2021, 10:49:14 PM
You can't even laugh at a person saluting a backwards flushing toilet without being arrested and thrown in jail.



(https://i.imgur.com/naND5YD.gif)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 04, 2021, 10:52:24 PM
This isn't a joke exactly, but the bit in "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment" where the dodgy cable guy waltzes into the house with a stolen car radio, explains "Your door wasn't locked in any serious way", and murmurs "even better" after Homer lets slip that Ned isn't home gives me PIF vibes.


Myth: Cable piracy is wrong.
Fact: Cable companies are big faceless corporations, which makes it okay.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: TheQueensboroBridge on June 04, 2021, 10:55:17 PM
You can't even laugh at a person saluting a backwards flushing toilet without being arrested and thrown in jail.



(https://i.imgur.com/naND5YD.gif)

Lovely stuff.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: DrGreggles on June 04, 2021, 10:56:20 PM
(https://i.redd.it/dcddjp4bbbj21.jpg)

"This is even more painful than it looks"
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 04, 2021, 11:01:28 PM
(https://external-preview.redd.it/kXaotKx6H3x0ZVaQRFpAQDgyVVU2f0W-Z3rlwZVGKC8.jpg?auto=webp&s=9bb72d65bfd67abaf148dff5251dc1faf3811f64)

See all that stuff in there, Homer? That's why your robot never worked.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: JamesTC on June 04, 2021, 11:15:34 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/qVgQJOy.gif)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 04, 2021, 11:21:33 PM
(https://frinkiac.com/meme/S07E11/328794.jpg?b64lines=IFNob3BsaWZ0aW5nIGlzIGEgCnZpY3RpbWxlc3MgY3JpbWUKCgoKCgoKCiAKbGlrZSBwdW5jaGluZyBzb21lb25lIAppbiB0aGUgZGFyay4g)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: idunnosomename on June 04, 2021, 11:40:18 PM
Put it in H!
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 04, 2021, 11:48:49 PM
(https://img.vixdata.io/pd/jpg-large/es/sites/default/files/btg/los_simpson-hitchcock-9.jpg)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Moltar on June 04, 2021, 11:52:57 PM
I may regret this when our air runs out and we can't whistle or stay alive, but oh what the hay
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: The Crumb on June 05, 2021, 12:15:11 AM
The films they show in school are great, I love the zinc one especially

'You said you wanted to live in a worled without zinc, Jimmy'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1iCZpFMYd0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1iCZpFMYd0)

The Radioactive Man movie episode has so many great gags. I'm a massive fan of the crap re-edit of the film, and the subsequent exchange:

'You're Fired'
'And with good cause!'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U58IdBjMeS4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U58IdBjMeS4)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Harpo Speaks on June 05, 2021, 12:39:26 AM
So that's it after 20 years, "so long, good luck"?

I don't recall saying good luck.

Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: idunnosomename on June 05, 2021, 12:41:30 AM
Mono... d'oh!
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: The Crumb on June 05, 2021, 12:45:36 AM
So that's it after 20 years, "so long, good luck"?

I don't recall saying good luck.
(https://frinkiac.com/meme/S08E06/662911.jpg?b64lines=IE1BWUJFIFNJTkdMRSBQRU9QTEUgRUFUCiBDUkFDS0VSUzsgV0UgRE9OJ1QgS05PVy4KIEZSQU5LTFksIFdFIERPTidUIFdBTlQgVE8KIEtOT1cu)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: paruses on June 05, 2021, 01:03:00 AM
The rabbit being flicked miles away by the snare trap.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on June 05, 2021, 01:08:35 AM
Mr. Burns handling Homer's loan from the nuclear plant credit union so that he can buy Lisa a pony.

"Now, are you familiar with our state's strict usury laws?"

"You-zur-ee?"

"Oh, silly me! I must have just made up a word that doesn't exist. ...Now, sign here, and the money will be yours..." (maniacal laughter) "Sorry, I was just thinking of something funny Smithers did this morning."

"I didn't do anything funny, sir."

"Shut. Up."
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: FerriswheelBueller on June 05, 2021, 01:14:30 AM
The police radio report of Burns driving a maroon 1924 Stutz Bearcat, and him visibly driving past Wiggum (replete with old timey driving goggles) only for Springfield’s police chief to query whether it was “really more of a burgundy”.

Something about that makes me chuckle every time.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Blumf on June 05, 2021, 01:26:05 AM
"I didn't do anything funny, sir."

"Shut. Up."

Reminds me of the Stone Cutter episode where Lenny keeps on letting secrets slip whilst Carl keeps on telling him to "Shuuut up", eventually even Homer picks up on it and tells Lenny to shut up too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sX_sE31r9Q
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: hyperwatchtick on June 05, 2021, 01:32:45 AM
Dick Tracy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFArYx3Ay84 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFArYx3Ay84)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: The Mollusk on June 05, 2021, 06:52:25 AM
(https://frinkiac.com/video/S04E05/ZTdZrZJm0yqaHxudKxP1inH4ytk=.gif)

Also the withered “euuhuhgughh” noise Burns makes when the bomb goes off never fails to crack me up. He’s my favourite character without a doubt.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: BJBMK2 on June 05, 2021, 07:10:47 AM
"MY EYES! THE GOGGLES, ZEY DO NUTHING!"

I love the cap to that scene too, with a spoiled, pampered Krusty wading into the scene of utter chaos. "Hey! Where's the producer? I want to talk about. This. Coffee."
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: kalowski on June 05, 2021, 07:41:29 AM
"Heh, Homer's singing to his ball again."
"Yeah, and his bowling a 280!"
"There's a kind of hush, all over the world, tonight..."
(https://frinkiac.com/video/S03E20/MBruKzD5ga9J-btM7vOBnXP5fik=.gif)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sonny_Jim on June 05, 2021, 08:01:22 AM
(three children are shouting and irritating their father while he is driving the family car)
Children's Angry Dad: If YOU kids CAN'T keep your hands to yourself, I'm gonna TURN THIS CAR AROUND, AND THERE WILL BE NO CAPE CANAVERAL FOR ANYBODY!!!
(kids go quiet; Nelson slaps the man's head from Bart's car without the father observing it)
Children's Dad: THAT'S IT! BACK TO WINNIPEG!
(he turns the car around)
Only recently did I actually get the joke fully.  Because Winnipeg is literally days away from Florida.  Also any excuse to post this absolute banger of a tune (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO4UnHItjzw).
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 05, 2021, 08:02:29 AM
Me need money now me sick
Oh his card red good
So give me money Mr Burns
It's curns stupid
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: dead-ced-dead on June 05, 2021, 08:54:28 AM
(https://frinkiac.com/video/S04E05/otANXvTtw2dBBARy0fzEPw7kWSg=.gif)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on June 05, 2021, 09:59:02 AM
"Well McGarnagle, Billy is dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pjqc1hqbRmA
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: kalowski on June 05, 2021, 10:08:06 AM
Men-do-zah!!!!
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: BJBMK2 on June 05, 2021, 10:13:50 AM
"Moe, gimmie a beer!"
"No, first you gotta kill your family".
"Why should I kill my family?"
"Ehhh...they'd be happier as ghosts".
"You don't look so happy".
"Oh I'm VERY happy! La la la la la! See? Now waste your family and I'll give you a beer!"

(https://frinkiac.com/img/S06E06/308674.jpg)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: kalowski on June 05, 2021, 10:40:37 AM
Men-do-zah!!!!
Just quoting myself because there's so much gold in the McBain sections:
"Little Suzie's growing up."
The boat: The live forever.
"I'm thinking about another meeting. In bed."
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: FerriswheelBueller on June 05, 2021, 10:42:37 AM
Start to finish of Kamp Krusty.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: mikeyg27 on June 05, 2021, 10:47:12 AM
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/kBotG_sneMs/sddefault.jpg)

And of course Moe's follow-up "Who would've thought a whale could be so heavy?"
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: OnlyRegisteredSoICanRead on June 05, 2021, 10:53:35 AM
(https://i.redd.it/t9ais8ud0b371.jpg)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: The Mollusk on June 05, 2021, 11:13:37 AM
^ That’s got a really great throwaway cut scene bit that comes afterwards, Homer’s imaginary amusement park made up of old shite.

Milhouse: It smelly funny in there.

Homer: No it doesn’t!
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: retsuza on June 05, 2021, 11:26:19 AM
Mr. Burns handling Homer's loan from the nuclear plant credit union so that he can buy Lisa a pony.

"Now, are you familiar with our state's strict usury laws?"

"You-zur-ee?"

"Oh, silly me! I must have just made up a word that doesn't exist. ...Now, sign here, and the money will be yours..." (maniacal laughter) "Sorry, I was just thinking of something funny Smithers did this morning."

"I didn't do anything funny, sir."

"Shut. Up."

Reminds me of Mr. Burns in hysterics, "now what was I laughing about again? Ah yes, that crippled Irishman"

As an Irish person this is one of my favourite Irish jokes on the show, along with Milhouse "watch out Itchy, he's Irish!"
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Kankurette on June 05, 2021, 11:29:00 AM
(https://frinkiac.com/video/S04E05/otANXvTtw2dBBARy0fzEPw7kWSg=.gif)
"DEAAAAAATH!"
"No, Grampa, that's Maggie."
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: The Mollusk on June 05, 2021, 11:55:21 AM
“SEEEeexxxx! What’s so unappealing about hearing your old man talk about seeeex? I had seeexxx.”
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: chveik on June 05, 2021, 11:56:05 AM
it sure was a funny little series.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: OnlyRegisteredSoICanRead on June 05, 2021, 12:36:50 PM
Long luxuriant hippy hair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPs4cjNu9TY
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: The Crumb on June 05, 2021, 01:06:43 PM
The increasingly absurd tour of Flanders' rebuilt house
(https://frinkiac.com/meme/S08E08/679661.jpg?b64lines=CiBOT1csIFRISVMgSVMgQSBST09NIFdJVEgKIEVMRUNUUklDSVRZCiBCVVQgSVQgSEFTCiBUT08gTVVDSCBFTEVDVFJJQ0lUWS4=)

Homer's attempts to insult Ned
(https://frinkiac.com/meme/S08E08/1162010.jpg?b64lines=ICJORUQgRkxBTkRFUlMsIEkgTU9DSwogWU9VUiBWQUxVRSBTWVNURU0uIFlPVQogQUxTTyBBUFBFQVIgRk9PTElTSCBJTgogVEhFIEVZRVMgT0YgT1RIRVJTLiI=)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: The Mollusk on June 05, 2021, 01:14:27 PM
Fuckin absolutely love the scene with the two fighter pilots, where the onboard system mistakes Willie for an Iraqi fighter jet and the missiles they fire off end up swerving back and blowing up their own planes. As they’re parachuting down they have an argument:

Pilot 1: This is what happens when you cut money out of the military and put it into health care!

Pilot 2: It’s a good program! Just give it a chance, that’s all I ask!

Both their parachutes tear apart and they fall and land in a bush, emerging in a fist fight.

(https://frinkiac.com/video/S06E14/AHLmI2TEbEz_CMqCCZm4x_-FHXs=.gif)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: OnlyRegisteredSoICanRead on June 05, 2021, 01:16:24 PM
I've had that sugar pile scene stuck in my head for the last week, 'In America, first we get de Sugar…' to the

(https://i.redd.it/pdyompq95h331.png)

Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 05, 2021, 01:24:12 PM
It's the noise the whale makes that gets me every time.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 05, 2021, 01:53:12 PM
(https://frinkiac.com/meme/S04E20/980312.jpg?b64lines=SE9PUkFZIQ==)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: mikeyg27 on June 05, 2021, 02:09:25 PM
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/9016f7ad42a9c8dcf000cd709545d720/tenor.gif?itemid=11291625)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: OnlyRegisteredSoICanRead on June 05, 2021, 02:11:04 PM
Poor Wendell.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: JimminyJillikers on June 05, 2021, 02:13:19 PM
"Well, off to the plant... then to the Duff Brewery"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9kNRwngcJ8


(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54f14c1ce4b04ba25938809d/1493256214172-3A4O9VXV7I39GZW1CUYJ/ke17ZwdGBToddI8pDm48kHB3NJAISyhTc-_1Gm58MYhZw-zPPgdn4jUwVcJE1ZvWEtT5uBSRWt4vQZAgTJucoTqqXjS3CfNDSuuf31e0tVHvRoQ6Qt3EnMtEhsjekeEI23aUMiZ21gyUONlclbasQG0nsU3dfn6w--du8-EjPUE/image-asset.gif?format=500w)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 05, 2021, 02:21:36 PM
"Well, off to the plant... then to the Duff Brewery"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9kNRwngcJ8


(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54f14c1ce4b04ba25938809d/1493256214172-3A4O9VXV7I39GZW1CUYJ/ke17ZwdGBToddI8pDm48kHB3NJAISyhTc-_1Gm58MYhZw-zPPgdn4jUwVcJE1ZvWEtT5uBSRWt4vQZAgTJucoTqqXjS3CfNDSuuf31e0tVHvRoQ6Qt3EnMtEhsjekeEI23aUMiZ21gyUONlclbasQG0nsU3dfn6w--du8-EjPUE/image-asset.gif?format=500w)

(https://frinkiac.com/meme/S03E17/1074752.jpg?b64lines=IEkgdGhvdWdodCBJIHRvbGQgeW91IHRvCiB0cmltIHRob3NlIHNpZGVidXJucyE=)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: BJBMK2 on June 05, 2021, 02:21:50 PM
They used to love blowing things up arbitarially in the Classic years, it never stopped being funny. The best example being the bus in the Pta Disbands episode.

(https://64.media.tumblr.com/e3a11667060bc07fcfc6ff5ba0bab8d9/d2b92069ad89def1-fe/s500x750/8e55123100584f9e71a56fec7c6047f90921b860.gifv)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 05, 2021, 02:28:11 PM
They used to love blowing things up arbitarially in the Classic years, it never stopped being funny. The best example being the bus in the Pta Disbands episode.

(https://64.media.tumblr.com/e3a11667060bc07fcfc6ff5ba0bab8d9/d2b92069ad89def1-fe/s500x750/8e55123100584f9e71a56fec7c6047f90921b860.gifv)

"I just made my last payment!"
(https://frinkiac.com/video/S05E05/GpBicdy9HLgHgyUrJSIgsZF_frk=.gif)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: BJBMK2 on June 05, 2021, 03:28:36 PM
When attempting to save Springfield from the impending comet:

(https://frinkiac.com/meme/S06E14/851066.jpg?b64lines=IFdBSVQgQSBTRUNPTkQsIEkKIFdBTlQgVE8gVEFDSyBPTiBBIFJJREVSCiBUTyBUSEFUIEJJTEwuICQzMCBNSUxMSU9OCiBPRiBUQVhQQVlFUiBNT05FWSBUTwogU1VQUE9SVCBUSEUgUEVSVkVSVEVECiBBUlRTLg==)

(https://frinkiac.com/meme/S06E14/858373.jpg?b64lines=IEFMTCBJTiBGQVZPUiBPRiBUSEUKIEFNRU5ERUQKIFNQUklOR0ZJRUxEL1BFUlZFUlQgQklMTD8KICggbG91ZCBib29zKQ==)

(https://frinkiac.com/meme/S06E14/860458.jpg?b64lines=IEJJTEwKIERFRkVBVEVELg==)


The Perverted Arts would make a great fansite name.

Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: JamesTC on June 05, 2021, 03:30:06 PM
Fuckin absolutely love the scene with the two fighter pilots, where the onboard system mistakes Willie for an Iraqi fighter jet and the missiles they fire off end up swerving back and blowing up their own planes. As they’re parachuting down they have an argument:

(https://frinkiac.com/meme/S06E14/110626.jpg?b64lines=IEknTSBHRVRUSU5HIEFOIEVYQUNUIEkuRC4KIE9OIFRIRSBCT0dFWSBOT1cu)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: FerriswheelBueller on June 05, 2021, 03:33:28 PM
(https://frinkiac.com/meme/S03E17/1074752.jpg?b64lines=IEkgdGhvdWdodCBJIHRvbGQgeW91IHRvCiB0cmltIHRob3NlIHNpZGVidXJucyE=)

Don Mattingly manages the Marlins these days and still gets people yelling at him to trim his sideburns.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 05, 2021, 03:48:38 PM
Don Mattingly manages the Marlins these days and still gets people yelling at him to trim his sideburns.

Ha!

Apparently Marge Versus the Monorail did a fair bit of damage to the Monorail industry, something Greoning issued a sort of non-apology for:
Quote
It was first shown in 1993, but became so popular with fans that it's been blamed for the fact single-railed trains aren't always taken as seriously as their double-railed cousins.

"You're up off the ground and you're above traffic. Monorails are great," Matt says.

"So it makes me sad, but at the same time if something's going to happen in The Simpsons, it's going to go wrong, right?"
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Video Game Fan 2000 on June 05, 2021, 04:15:06 PM
Hey, that looks like Princess Di! (https://s3.amazonaws.com/v.comb.io/WaOZOygN/tu4zzZ.mp4?1457648022174)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: DrGreggles on June 05, 2021, 06:09:33 PM
"You have selected POWER DRIVE."

"Would you like to play again? You have selected NO."
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: JamesTC on June 05, 2021, 06:18:29 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/mNPRvcZ.gif)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on June 05, 2021, 06:21:21 PM
Hey, that looks like Princess Di! (https://s3.amazonaws.com/v.comb.io/WaOZOygN/tu4zzZ.mp4?1457648022174)
I love how this can be read two different ways:

1) Princess Di is such a mess that she looks like a pile of rags

2) Barney's so pissed up that he mistakes a pile of rags for Princess Di
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: JamesTC on June 05, 2021, 06:54:33 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/dzaUzRO.gif)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 05, 2021, 06:56:34 PM
I think your taking advantage of my generous offer.
Shut up
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: markburgle on June 05, 2021, 10:16:14 PM
Homer in the back of Chief Wiggum's car hearing a description of the fugitive they're tailing. The fugitive is Marge, but Homer fails to clock this and pictures a hideous monster with blue hair, red pearls and green dress. Then says "Heh heh. What a freak!"
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Schrodingers Cat on June 05, 2021, 10:34:38 PM
^ That’s got a really great throwaway cut scene bit that comes afterwards, Homer’s imaginary amusement park made up of old shite.

Milhouse: It smelly funny in there.

Homer: No it doesn’t!

I love that bit. Not least because the idea that even in Homer's imagination, the park is still shit and kids are complaining. I'm sure that was a running theme but can't think of other examples off the top of my head. I could probably do with a full rewatch of the season 1-9 box sets I have...
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on June 05, 2021, 10:44:44 PM
Homer in the back of Chief Wiggum's car hearing a description of the fugitive they're tailing. The fugitive is Marge, but Homer fails to clock this and pictures a hideous monster with blue hair, red pearls and green dress. Then says "Heh heh. What a freak!"
Then the car hits a bump and the monster rearranges into Marge
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: kalowski on June 05, 2021, 10:48:43 PM
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/08e9a1aab0cd6d51e260f0388e78c7dd/tenor.gif?itemid=9940525)
Just perfect. God I wish the show could even partly scale these heights nowadays.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Jerzy Bondov on June 06, 2021, 08:36:52 AM
I love that bit. Not least because the idea that even in Homer's imagination, the park is still shit and kids are complaining. I'm sure that was a running theme but can't think of other examples off the top of my head. I could probably do with a full rewatch of the season 1-9 box sets I have...
There are a few bits where Bart has some depressing fantasy about his adult life and then says 'Cool!'
There's one where he's a washed up rockstar, one where he's hitchhiking and gets splashed with mud, and "Pleasing taste, some monsterism"
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: JamesTC on June 06, 2021, 09:03:55 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/yWR4uzD.gif)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: The Mollusk on June 06, 2021, 09:37:40 AM
Ah that’s a good point yeah, I’d say it’s a conscious effort on the writer’s part to portray how societally jaded and ground-down Bart is, owed in part to having a dad in a dead-end job with no real aspirations, and also as a reflection of the world around him. Bart isn’t the smartest kid but he also feels like the system is stacked against him and so even at the age of 10 he doesn’t have any big dreams.

There’s a good one in “Bart Gets Famous” where the class are going to the box factory, and Bart tries to simply dream his way into having a more fun time, but all he can think up is Skinner revealing the exact same school trip. He blames his lack of imagination on TV in that scene, which is cute considering in this episode he goes on to be a flash in the pan TV star just because of one shite unimaginative catchphrase. Fuck me that’s good writing.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on June 06, 2021, 11:32:03 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/yWR4uzD.gif)
Aw you clipped off the bit where he gestured the imaginary rag on a stick at Lisa and she reacts with disgust before running away. God, remember when the Simpsons was able to balance Lisa's intellectualism with the fact that she was still an eight year old girl?
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: dead-ced-dead on June 06, 2021, 12:04:55 PM
Aw you clipped off the bit where he gestured the imaginary rag on a stick at Lisa and she reacts with disgust before running away. God, remember when the Simpsons was able to balance Lisa's intellectualism with the fact that she was still an eight year old girl?

Yeah, The Simpsons today has pushed Lisa into an unrealistic direction.

One of my favourite putdowns in TV history comes from Lisa:

(https://frinkiac.com/video/S02E21/v_Rg8PwBN31K2hNKUf6fLYwBWvs=.gif)

Savage AF, as the kids say.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: idunnosomename on June 06, 2021, 01:05:22 PM
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/08e9a1aab0cd6d51e260f0388e78c7dd/tenor.gif?itemid=9940525)
Just perfect. God I wish the show could even partly scale these heights nowadays.
it's the unexpected callback when Lenny has the same absurd misconception as Homer that I truly love
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: idunnosomename on June 06, 2021, 01:09:23 PM
also the GIFs show off that the simpsons wasnt just exceptionally well-written, but surprisingly well animated. a lot of the best jokes land because of the quality of the direction. i mean the timing on that ambulance hitting the tree is just perfect.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: sevendaughters on June 06, 2021, 02:05:56 PM
this was my Ja Danketies joke of the Simpsons ie. took me two decades to get it

(https://external-preview.redd.it/YpXaqZwn0DF5R5yP4x6Z0zJyC8OUk7WiPumGWBDuUlM.jpg?auto=webp&s=3885b3f3f88edf4ba5842f2f648bc12fca94884b)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Video Game Fan 2000 on June 06, 2021, 02:07:23 PM
(https://external-preview.redd.it/GLYDYktQ48DO1GT68lBNMoZG1pIc__NoNX45JYn15r0.jpg?auto=webp&s=b93c79687040a489c5b2369cbb84517f93f32e2d)

We'll stay with this story all night if we have to.  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huiuUxdBmKw)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: neveragain on June 06, 2021, 03:08:44 PM
this was my Ja Danketies joke of the Simpsons ie. took me two decades to get it

What is the joke again? Isn't just that Lisa doesn't get the reference?
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 06, 2021, 03:18:38 PM
I would like to return your quote, unquote "Ultimate Belt."
I see. Do you have receipt, quote, unquote "sir"?
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: idunnosomename on June 06, 2021, 03:41:53 PM
*sigh* I can give you this telephone. It is shaped like Mary Worth.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: madhair60 on June 06, 2021, 03:51:13 PM
What is the joke again? Isn't just that Lisa doesn't get the reference?

the joke is that Mondale doesn't know where the beef is despite the fact that his name contains the word "dale" which is a place where cattle would often graze, cows being the basis for the meat of "beef" - it's a wordplay that isn't easy to catch on first viewing. I don't know what the "mon" part means though
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on June 06, 2021, 04:19:16 PM
*sigh* I can give you this telephone. It is shaped like Mary Worth.
No banging your head on the display case, please. It contains a very rare "Mary Worth", in which she has advised a friend to commit suicide.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: chveik on June 06, 2021, 04:27:12 PM
'it's like kissing a peanut'
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: JamesTC on June 06, 2021, 04:42:54 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/cmffxRf.gif)

Jokes wise the episode is a classic but I really hate Marge and the other characters who criticise Homer in this one. He genuinely loves Man Getting Hit By Football and who are they all to say that it is any less legitimate as art than Barny's film. A strange position for a comedy to make out that comedy is somehow less legitimate as art even oif they present extreme ends of the argument to try to make the point. They just all come across as pretentious.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: imitationleather on June 06, 2021, 05:03:39 PM
Matt Groening hated that episode so much he had his name removed from the titles of it.

Fair play because it's not a great one but considering the shit is happy to have him name associated with these days it seems a bit inconsistent.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: JamesTC on June 06, 2021, 05:13:26 PM
He only removed his name because he felt the whole episode was just acting as cross promotion with the new animated show The Critic. Not that the cross promotion did anything because The Critic bombed.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 06, 2021, 05:17:13 PM
If you had never heard of the Critic you would think why is this character drawn differently I only found out a few years after the episode aired that it was a crossover.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: JamesTC on June 06, 2021, 05:22:13 PM
(https://frinkiac.com/img/S06E18/1087886.jpg)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: JamesTC on June 06, 2021, 05:32:53 PM
For some reason I had it in my head that the Frinkiac ended around Season 12 but it turns out it goes on for a fair bit further. Now we can make GIFs of our favourite later moments such as this knee slapper:
(https://i.imgur.com/IxD8wHM.gif)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 06, 2021, 05:34:41 PM
That should be in the Bad Jokes section
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: JamesTC on June 06, 2021, 05:37:08 PM
(https://frinkiac.com/img/S06E18/348647.jpg)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: checkoutgirl on June 06, 2021, 11:21:19 PM
Tickets to the Krusty anniversary show! Oh, he must want me to go with him.
 
Oh, it isn't fair. I'm 10 times the Krusty fan you are. I even have the Krusty Home Pregnancy Test.

I'm not sure I should go. I don't even like him.

You're right, Lise. You shouldn't go. It wouldn't be honest. I'll go, disguised as you.

What if he wants to hold hands?

I'm prepared to make that sacrifice.

What if he wants a kiss?

I'm prepared to make that sacrifice.

What if he...

You don't wanna know how far I'll go.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Steven88 on June 06, 2021, 11:48:42 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/T6eQNO2.gif)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth on June 07, 2021, 01:08:18 AM
Wiggum: Well there's no pattern yet, but it I take these pins and move them over here - hello - it almost looks like an arrow.
Lou: Hey, it's pointing right at this police station.
Wiggum: LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!!!

Also, this:
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ei9fhqrf1r808yyo1_500.png)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Video Game Fan 2000 on June 07, 2021, 01:26:24 AM
Look at me, I'm Blanche DuBois!
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: FerriswheelBueller on June 07, 2021, 02:03:04 AM
Wiggum being ousted by Rex Banner:

“What are ya waiting for, a kiss goodbye?”

“...I... no, I guess not”
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: sutin on June 07, 2021, 02:46:21 AM
the joke is that Mondale doesn't know where the beef is despite the fact that his name contains the word "dale" which is a place where cattle would often graze, cows being the basis for the meat of "beef" - it's a wordplay that isn't easy to catch on first viewing. I don't know what the "mon" part means though

A 'dale'?! What?!
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: BJBMK2 on June 07, 2021, 09:23:51 AM
"Homer, Mindy, you've just won a romance dinner alone at Madam Chaos, the sexiest restraunt in Captial City!".

"Is there anyway to get out of this?"

"No".

It's the sudden shift to aggression that does it for me.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 07, 2021, 09:30:34 AM
One of the best episodes in the series, Oh Margey you came and you found me a Turkey on my Vacation away from Worky.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Ballad of Ballard Berkley on June 07, 2021, 09:33:05 AM
Can you please start writing properly? You're presumaby aware of punctuation and sentence structure.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on June 07, 2021, 09:35:43 AM
"What happened to Mindy?"

"Yes, what did happen to her?"

"She hit the bottle pretty bad and lost her job."

"Hm. Good."


and in the same episode

"Thank goodness I drove down that ironic-looking street! I made the right decision to stay with my Homie, and there was no harm done."

Homer looks devastated.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Kankurette on June 07, 2021, 10:11:26 AM
“Joe’s Crematorium! You kill ‘em, we grill ‘em!”
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: The Mollusk on June 07, 2021, 11:45:25 AM
Can you please start writing properly? You're presumaby aware of punctuation and sentence structure.

C’mon man
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: jobotic on June 07, 2021, 11:49:20 AM
^ That’s got a really great throwaway cut scene bit that comes afterwards, Homer’s imaginary amusement park made up of old shite.

Milhouse: It smelly funny in there.

Homer: No it doesn’t!

Which episode is this? Thought I'd rewatched the good stuff loads but don't remember this scene.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: The Mollusk on June 07, 2021, 11:54:25 AM
Oops! My bad, it’s S5 E7, “Bart's Inner Child”.

https://youtu.be/qK-GJfiJJxs

Edit: can’t remember if I got the episode wrong to begin with actually, fuck knows
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Bad Ambassador on June 07, 2021, 12:03:23 PM
"Homer, Mindy, you've just won a romance dinner alone at Madam Chaos, the sexiest restraunt in Captial City!".

"Is there anyway to get out of this?"

"No".

It's the sudden shift to aggression that does it for me.

On a similar line:

"Dad, beware the Ides of March!"
"No."
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Gurke and Hare on June 07, 2021, 12:03:41 PM
HOW TO COOK FOR FORTY HUMANS
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: jobotic on June 07, 2021, 12:08:51 PM
Oops! My bad, it’s S5 E7, “Bart's Inner Child”.

https://youtu.be/qK-GJfiJJxs

Edit: can’t remember if I got the episode wrong to begin with actually, fuck knows

Reminds me of

"Mr Gumble, you're upsetting me"

"No I'm not"

From Season 11 though.

Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: dead-ced-dead on June 07, 2021, 12:11:39 PM
HOW TO COOK FOR FORTY HUMANS

Nice formatting there.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: RFT on June 07, 2021, 12:42:53 PM
What is the joke again? Isn't just that Lisa doesn't get the reference?

I've never got it - is it just that the local newspaper is way out of date, running a story rellted to (at a guess) the 1980 democrat primaries? I can't remeber the context...
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth on June 07, 2021, 12:45:55 PM
"Homer, Mindy, you've just won a romance dinner alone at Madam Chaos, the sexiest restraunt in Captial City!".

"Is there anyway to get out of this?"

"No".

It's the sudden shift to aggression that does it for me.
"But I told you, I'm not a pilot."
"AND I SAID YOU FLYBOYS CRACK ME UP!"
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: MojoJojo on June 07, 2021, 12:50:41 PM
I've never got it - is it just that the local newspaper is way out of date, running a story rellted to (at a guess) the 1980 democrat primaries? I can't remeber the context...

Pffft. Don't be ridiculous. It was the 1984 democrat primaries.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: idunnosomename on June 07, 2021, 01:27:41 PM
Pffft. Don't be ridiculous. It was the 1984 democrat primaries.
I've never got it - is it just that the local newspaper is way out of date, running a story rellted to (at a guess) the 1980 democrat primaries? I can't remeber the context...
the episode explicitly shows the 1984 olympics too, so the joke is the kids don't have a clue what it's about, but Homer is so easily pleased by the catchphrase he credits it with Mondale's victory in his home state in the election against Reagan (the only state he won in a landslide defeat).

Yes Lisa should be 37 now.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Video Game Fan 2000 on June 07, 2021, 01:41:44 PM
The way that episodes shows a decades political events as only secondary contexts for pop culture ephemera is one of the most prescient things ever broadcast.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 07, 2021, 01:58:05 PM
Homer: Guess I will just hang myself in the Barn.
Marge: Homer nooo
Bart; Let him go, Mum.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: OnlyRegisteredSoICanRead on June 07, 2021, 02:46:58 PM
Start to finish of Kamp Krusty.

"You don't think much of me, do you son?"

"No, sir"
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: FerriswheelBueller on June 07, 2021, 03:21:34 PM
Mr Black’s intro video, plus “you told me you broke their spirits! [glove slap] You broke nothing!”
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: madhair60 on June 07, 2021, 03:44:10 PM
Can you please start writing properly? You're presumaby aware of punctuation and sentence structure.

ooh hERE HE COMES it's mister NEWSPAPER mister FLEET STREET is it WELL DING DONG DILLY DILLY DONG mr PRIM AND PROPER OOOOOOOhhHHH HERE HE IS IT'S EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE mister THINKS-A-LOT
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: OnlyRegisteredSoICanRead on June 07, 2021, 03:48:25 PM
Mr Black’s intro video, plus “you told me you broke their spirits! [glove slap] You broke nothing!”

"Gentlemen, to evil."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VrvhUU7Kok
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 07, 2021, 04:39:40 PM
Wiggum being ousted by Rex Banner:

“What are ya waiting for, a kiss goodbye?”

“...I... no, I guess not”

"You're out there somewhere beer baron, and I'll find you!"
"No you won't"
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Video Game Fan 2000 on June 07, 2021, 04:46:00 PM
"You're out there somewhere beer baron, and I'll find you!"
"No you won't"

This was recreated at a school assembly once to glorious effect. Head of year Yosemite Sam'd in response.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 07, 2021, 05:22:10 PM
This was recreated at a school assembly once to glorious effect. Head of year Yosemite Sam'd in response.

Our headteacher would become apoplectic with rage if he could hear people dropping their hymn books in assembly rather than placing them on the ground. Which of course was a weekly occurrence.

Bet he's the kind of guy who got kids going on their lawn just to make him kick off because someone did it once to retrieve a ball or something and they went fucking apeshit.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Thursday on June 07, 2021, 05:57:09 PM
ooh hERE HE COMES it's mister NEWSPAPER mister FLEET STREET is it WELL DING DONG DILLY DILLY DONG mr PRIM AND PROPER OOOOOOOhhHHH HERE HE IS IT'S EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE mister THINKS-A-LOT

Bit rich coming from a "games journalist"
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: JamesTC on June 07, 2021, 06:43:20 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/LpL02hX.gif)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: OnlyRegisteredSoICanRead on June 07, 2021, 07:10:06 PM
You bastards have talked me into digging out the files I made off the old DVDs I had and watching the old episodes,

'She did things your mother would never do, like have sex for money'
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: madhair60 on June 07, 2021, 08:57:56 PM
Bit rich coming from a "games journalist"

don't break kayfabe man.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: MoreauVasz on June 07, 2021, 09:16:37 PM
Pffft. Don't be ridiculous. It was the 1984 democrat primaries.

Yeah. It's a reference to a politician referring to a Wendy's advert that was airing at the time.

I think the joke is just that it was culturally impenetrable to Lisa  at the time.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: spanky on June 08, 2021, 10:45:23 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/IxqO4sw.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/CI2N8y8.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/Rb46Qtm.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/8oQyVtA.png)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sonny_Jim on June 08, 2021, 10:46:01 AM
He only removed his name because he felt the whole episode was just acting as cross promotion with the new animated show The Critic. Not that the cross promotion did anything because The Critic bombed.
That episode has two of my favourite gags:

Quote
When Springfield held a film festival, Marge invited Jay Sherman to be one of the judges. Jay accepted and had dinner with the Simpson family after he arrived in Springfield. After dinner, Sherman bragged about the awards he had won, including two Pulitzers. Homer countered by bragging that he had won the belching contest at work. Sherman, refusing to be outdone, gave vent to an enormous belch that echoed throughout the neighborhood and set off car alarms. Lisa, impressed, asked, "How many Pulitzer Prize winners can do that?"

(https://media.giphy.com/media/3orieUguicEMyqIumQ/giphy.gif)

Later Krusty hears someone burping off screen:

(https://media.giphy.com/media/l2JdVqmxxJZs9oanS/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: idunnosomename on June 08, 2021, 01:44:14 PM
The "Tibor" running joke in Marge Gets a Job is one of my favourites.

Now of course they've ruined a perfect unseen character by actually having him appear in a zombie episode now. fuck off
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: chveik on June 08, 2021, 03:46:57 PM


that ep is pure gold.

'i'll take that as a yes'
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 08, 2021, 04:34:59 PM
That episode has two of my favourite gags:

(https://media.giphy.com/media/3orieUguicEMyqIumQ/giphy.gif)

In searching for it on youtube I found this video where someone has multiplexed it upto a million times, the last few iterations are incredible https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWRkPnkacJg
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: jobotic on June 08, 2021, 04:46:17 PM
I love them!
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: madhair60 on June 08, 2021, 04:55:56 PM
This might be weird but I think my all-time favourite Simpsons joke is

Lisa: Oh no! Dad's been drugged!

Marge: (Irritated) No he hasn't.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: bobloblaw on June 08, 2021, 04:58:25 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/IxqO4sw.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/CI2N8y8.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/Rb46Qtm.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/8oQyVtA.png)

Same gag, different day, no less effective.

"C'mon Jimmy, lets take a peek at the killing floor...

Don’t let the name throw you, Jimmy. It’s not really a floor; it’s more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported."

(https://external-preview.redd.it/zGZw_daZR0Vcxa6jc3MUSxYtc9ZBy7FeWzUD55yDpGs.jpg?auto=webp&s=43be363a9078efb6cef35fc8751e829affd8f092)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: BJBMK2 on June 08, 2021, 04:59:29 PM
This might be weird but I think my all-time favourite Simpsons joke is

Lisa: Oh no! Dad's been drugged!

Marge: (Irritated) No he hasn't.

Marge does get some great, little moments in that episode.

Marge: You awful man, stay away from my son!

Sideshow Bob: Oh I'll stay away from your son. Stay away...forever! No wait...that's not right...

Walks away confused. Suddenly starts running back.

Sideshow Bob: Wait! I've got a good one now. Marge, say "Stay away from my son" again.

Marge: No.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 08, 2021, 05:06:35 PM
Hey kids wanna drive through that cactus patch?
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: H-O-W-L on June 08, 2021, 05:08:50 PM
Homer sliding out the baby gate and chuckling "He-he-he, get 'im maw." will always kill me.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 08, 2021, 05:14:40 PM
Homer sliding out the baby gate and chuckling "He-he-he, get 'im maw." will always kill me.

see also: 'that'll learn him to bust my tomater!'
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 08, 2021, 05:20:21 PM
Not Lenny
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: H-O-W-L on June 08, 2021, 05:31:25 PM
Also Burns' reaction (and the subsequent POV shots) to being "assaulted" by drunk Lenny are the funniest fucking moment I swear.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 08, 2021, 05:32:58 PM
Sir try to land on Leonard's carcus
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: colacentral on June 08, 2021, 06:57:57 PM
Quote
Smithers: The bottle specifically said "No more tears."

Mr. Burns: A lovely promise, but one beyond the powers of a mere shampoo.

And from the clown college episode: "I'm seeing double! *rubs eyes* Four Krustys!"
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: colacentral on June 08, 2021, 07:02:02 PM
Marge: What if Itchy shares his pie with Scratchy, and then they can both have pie?

Roger Meyers: It's different, I'll give you that.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 08, 2021, 07:05:40 PM
My name is Homer Simpson
The same Homer Simpson who crashed his Car into our clubhouse
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: madhair60 on June 08, 2021, 07:23:24 PM
Where are you throwing me
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Video Game Fan 2000 on June 08, 2021, 07:25:27 PM
My name is Homer Simpson
The same Homer Simpson who crashed his Car into our clubhouse

I'm seeing double here: four Krusties!
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: sutin on June 08, 2021, 08:06:43 PM
Don't you listen to that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 08, 2021, 08:14:46 PM
Actually my name is Barney Gumble
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: FerriswheelBueller on June 08, 2021, 08:20:55 PM
I'm seeing double here: four Krusties!
And from the clown college episode: "I'm seeing double! *rubs eyes* Four Krustys!"

I’m seeing double here; 4 of the same line!
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 08, 2021, 08:24:50 PM
The same Barney who took pictures of my sister.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Video Game Fan 2000 on June 08, 2021, 08:26:16 PM
I’m seeing double here; 4 of the same line!

D'oh!
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: madhair60 on June 08, 2021, 08:26:29 PM
please take the fries off my head, kid. the basket is extremely hot.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 08, 2021, 08:27:06 PM
It's a secret
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: pigamus on June 08, 2021, 08:28:35 PM
Can’t be bothered to see if it’s already posted

“But why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?”
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth on June 08, 2021, 08:29:02 PM
"No! My name is Benedict Arnold."
"The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender Westpoint to the hated British?!
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 08, 2021, 08:31:31 PM
You will never defeat the Cobras
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: kalowski on June 08, 2021, 09:30:43 PM
Hey, what gives ? These doughnuts are pilin' up.
Heh. Yeah, Homer Simpson went on a diet.
Oh, my God. And I just bought a boat.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: kalowski on June 08, 2021, 09:32:33 PM
I sure could go for a hot dog right about now...
Homer, we're at a funeral.
Hot dogs. Get your hot dogs here.
Woohoo!
Do you follow my husband around?
Lady, he's putting my kids through college
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: kalowski on June 08, 2021, 09:34:14 PM
And from the same episode
https://comb.io/8lWn9K
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 08, 2021, 09:36:18 PM
First one over cliff
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: jobotic on June 08, 2021, 09:38:43 PM
please take the fries off my head, kid. the basket is extremely hot.

Ooh, sorry, kid. Sorry. I'm not used to the laughter of children. It cuts through me like a dentist's drill. 
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: colacentral on June 08, 2021, 10:16:22 PM
Sherri and Terri: Look, it's Mrs. Potato Head! She has a head made out of lettuce!
Janey: Are you going to marry a carrot, Lisa?
Lisa: [sarcastically] Yes, I'm going to marry a carrot.
Sherri and Terri: Ooh! She admitted it! She admitted she's going to marry a carrot!
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: colacentral on June 08, 2021, 11:08:47 PM
Marge, talking about her dead grandmother: Her legend will live on.

Homer's brain: Yeah, the legend of the dog-faced woman!

Homer uproariously laughing out loud: Legend of the dog-faced woman!

Marge: Homer!


That reminds me of a similar joke:
 
Jay Sherman: How can you vote for Mr. Burns' movie?

Krusty: Let's just say it moved me... TO A BIGGER HOUSE! Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 08, 2021, 11:11:16 PM
Ah my groin
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: BJBMK2 on June 08, 2021, 11:21:34 PM

That reminds me of a similar joke:
 
Jay Sherman: How can you vote for Mr. Burns' movie?

Krusty: Let's just say it moved me... TO A BIGGER HOUSE! Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.

"Hmm...Barneys movie had heart. But Football In The Groin had a football in the groin."
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: C_Larence on June 08, 2021, 11:27:34 PM
Not got much to add here, just want to say leej88’s posts are making me laugh the most.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: madhair60 on June 09, 2021, 12:02:44 AM
ENCHILADAS
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: chveik on June 09, 2021, 01:09:55 AM
'the joke's on them, i'm still alive'
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Kankurette on June 09, 2021, 02:04:14 AM
“Who do you love?”
“Krusty the Clown!”
“How much do you love me?”
“With all our hearts!”
“What would you do if I went off the air?”
“We’d kill ourselves!”
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: chveik on June 09, 2021, 02:14:18 AM
NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Video Game Fan 2000 on June 09, 2021, 02:19:49 AM
I'll be laughing, laughing from my grave.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: ProvanFan on June 09, 2021, 03:20:58 AM
Bart: [hears singing] Jessica!
Lisa: Bart, be strong! You don't need that little hellcat.
Bart: Oh Lis, she's already drawing me to her with her
         beautiful siren song.
         [opens church door, https://youtu.be/-GdUBhJZc2k]
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: ProvanFan on June 09, 2021, 03:26:45 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/RlG5ySF.jpg)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: The Mollusk on June 09, 2021, 07:19:48 AM
In “Homer Loves Flanders”, when Ned has a meltdown in the church at the end of the episode and launches a verbal assault on Homer, and everyone is appalled with Ned, Homer stepping in to defend him with the line “This man has turned every cheek on his body” is so unexpectedly funny during an otherwise tense and emotional part of the episode.

I bloody love that episode. Flanders in the golden years of the show was one of its best characters for sure. Tediously conservative but adorable, loving, humble, and for better or worse a great father and husband. I can’t recall many LOL funny Flanders lines but he’s one of the most integral secondary characters, a wonderfully chipper and nearly infallible foil to Homer’s no-holds-barred explosions of frustrated insecurity and inferiority.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: DrGreggles on June 09, 2021, 07:29:27 AM
"Did anyone pray for giant shoes?"

"YAAAYYY!"
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Jerzy Bondov on June 09, 2021, 08:07:22 AM
Homer. This… Is God…




…frey Jones
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 09, 2021, 08:53:40 AM
Nobody likes Milhouse.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: petrilTanaka on June 09, 2021, 09:05:58 AM
In “Homer Loves Flanders”, when Ned has a meltdown in the church at the end of the episode and launches a verbal assault on Homer, and everyone is appalled with Ned, Homer stepping in to defend him with the line “This man has turned every cheek on his body” is so unexpectedly funny during an otherwise tense and emotional part of the episode.

I bloody love that episode. Flanders in the golden years of the show was one of its best characters for sure. Tediously conservative but adorable, loving, humble, and for better or worse a great father and husband. I can’t recall many LOL funny Flanders lines but he’s one of the most integral secondary characters, a wonderfully chipper and nearly infallible foil to Homer’s no-holds-barred explosions of frustrated insecurity and inferiority.

christ, remembering how Flanders was created to be the kinda casually ideal father next door for Homer to just get jealous and angry about, and the slide from that to what he became. sobering
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 09, 2021, 09:08:34 AM
Bart: Mum it is hard for us to leave when you're blocking the door.
Homer: Push her down Son.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: BJBMK2 on June 09, 2021, 11:39:17 AM
Hello Simpson, I'm riding the bus this morning because mother hid my car keys, for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.

(https://frinkiac.com/img/S05E05/609441.jpg)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Video Game Fan 2000 on June 09, 2021, 11:44:54 AM
In “Homer Loves Flanders”, when Ned has a meltdown in the church at the end of the episode and launches a verbal assault on Homer, and everyone is appalled with Ned, Homer stepping in to defend him with the line “This man has turned every cheek on his body” is so unexpectedly funny during an otherwise tense and emotional part of the episode.

I bloody love that episode. Flanders in the golden years of the show was one of its best characters for sure. Tediously conservative but adorable, loving, humble, and for better or worse a great father and husband. I can’t recall many LOL funny Flanders lines but he’s one of the most integral secondary characters, a wonderfully chipper and nearly infallible foil to Homer’s no-holds-barred explosions of frustrated insecurity and inferiority.

Flanders is a very funny foil in "Dead Putting Society". Especially in the rumpus room part where he takes all of Homer's insults in good grace until "your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt" then he respectfully asks him to leave.

Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Jumblegraws on June 09, 2021, 11:57:14 AM
In “Homer Loves Flanders”, when Ned has a meltdown in the church at the end of the episode and launches a verbal assault on Homer, and everyone is appalled with Ned, Homer stepping in to defend him with the line “This man has turned every cheek on his body” is so unexpectedly funny during an otherwise tense and emotional part of the episode.

I bloody love that episode. Flanders in the golden years of the show was one of its best characters for sure. Tediously conservative but adorable, loving, humble, and for better or worse a great father and husband. I can’t recall many LOL funny Flanders lines but he’s one of the most integral secondary characters, a wonderfully chipper and nearly infallible foil to Homer’s no-holds-barred explosions of frustrated insecurity and inferiority.
I’ve mentioned this on a Simpsons thread past, but that episode has a special place in my heart not just for giving me the memory of my little sister absolutely breathless with laughter at the line “They don’t just call me Springfield Fats because I’m morbidly obese!” and the subsequent collapse of the pool table.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 09, 2021, 12:10:03 PM
Bart: [hears singing] Jessica!
Lisa: Bart, be strong! You don't need that little hellcat.
Bart: Oh Lis, she's already drawing me to her with her
         beautiful siren song.
         [opens church door, https://youtu.be/-GdUBhJZc2k]

The Church Board in that lol

(https://frinkiac.com/img/S06E07/878844.jpg)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on June 09, 2021, 12:17:09 PM
"You kids gotta go to school. I gotta go to work. The only one who has it easy is Marge!"

(https://frinkiac.com/img/S05E12/82398.jpg)

(I do like the reverse of this joke in the Family Guy episode where Meg and Chris switch places with Lois and Peter.

"I had all day to do this!"
"But what about all the housework?"
"I did it in like an hour. I don't understand why you're such a friggin' martyr all the time. It's a house. It's a finite area. I'm not cleaning a town.")
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: BJBMK2 on June 09, 2021, 12:29:34 PM
Burns: Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey, for whoever brings me the head, of Colonel Montoya.

...

And by that of course, I mean it's time for the worker of the week award!
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: BJBMK2 on June 09, 2021, 12:31:34 PM
(https://frinkiac.com/video/S06E15/X3nbSONXh-Fedok5SprfaAJSQUc=.gif)

It must be the first of the month. New page day!
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Gulftastic on June 09, 2021, 08:08:18 PM
"No, Lisa. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws..."
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 10, 2021, 12:22:20 PM
I know I am alive but why.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: good times on June 10, 2021, 02:42:34 PM
Marge, talking about her dead grandmother: Her legend will live on.

Homer's brain: Yeah, the legend of the dog-faced woman!

Homer uproariously laughing out loud: Legend of the dog-faced woman!

Marge: Homer!


That reminds me of a similar joke:
 
Jay Sherman: How can you vote for Mr. Burns' movie?

Krusty: Let's just say it moved me... TO A BIGGER HOUSE! Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.

I’m sure it will already have been posted but the following also seems to come from a similar comedic headspace:

“I’m going outside now….. to STALK…. Lenny and Carl….”
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: good times on June 10, 2021, 02:44:51 PM
Also, the dog faced woman joke and “that’s it I’m out of here… *running footsteps and door slamming” and “don’t say revenge, don’t say revenge…. Revenge?” have a bit of proto peep show inner voice/outer voice duality thing going on.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth on June 10, 2021, 02:58:54 PM
"JURDGUDDARUGGAFURRAARRA!!!"
"Homer, slow down."
"Jurd gudda rugga furra arra."
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 10, 2021, 03:08:12 PM
What if I refuse to lose?
We will eat your brains.
My horse must lose.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Schrodingers Cat on June 10, 2021, 03:20:43 PM
Also, the dog faced woman joke and “that’s it I’m out of here… *running footsteps and door slamming” and “don’t say revenge, don’t say revenge…. Revenge?” have a bit of proto peep show inner voice/outer voice duality thing going on.

They say in the dvd commentaries are one point that they stopped doing that when the found out that arguing with your own brain is a common symptom of schizophrenia. I think even Lisa does it a few times as well. Back when she was a fully rounded character and had jokes.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 10, 2021, 03:23:01 PM
That will teach him to bust my Tomato
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: checkoutgirl on June 10, 2021, 03:46:17 PM
Thaw me out when robot wives are cheap and effective.

P.S Please alter my pants as fashion dictates.

(https://tn.comb.io/lVjSIBli/1774.jpg)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: checkoutgirl on June 10, 2021, 03:51:43 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/dupyWCK.gif)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: checkoutgirl on June 10, 2021, 03:53:20 PM
That makes 22 to 16.

(https://media1.giphy.com/media/3orieRj4qlE9YDnBVC/200w.gif?cid=82a1493bduhg13yot3pk7g9cs8hdyc5kv6fz7s5j07dvl46f&rid=200w.gif)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 10, 2021, 03:53:58 PM
That's a sorry looking Wagon you got there mister.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: madhair60 on June 10, 2021, 04:00:53 PM
New thread title: every joke in the entire Simpsons
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on June 10, 2021, 04:36:29 PM
What if I refuse to lose?
We will eat your brains.
My horse must lose.
that better be a fookin joke boy
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Video Game Fan 2000 on June 10, 2021, 04:55:31 PM
New thread title: every joke in the entire Simpsons

IN ORDER.

With every forum member doing a different character.

OVER SKYPE.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Voltan (Man of Steel) on June 10, 2021, 06:09:37 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/Y9Czpd9Q/6-C2-AC633-4-DA2-48-FE-9-F55-E5-B2-BEFBCFF2.webp)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: OnlyRegisteredSoICanRead on June 10, 2021, 06:13:32 PM
don’t say revenge, don’t say revenge…. Revenge?”

(https://i22.servimg.com/u/f22/19/92/48/87/f3309510.jpg)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 10, 2021, 06:22:25 PM
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/M2MHMxvydbA/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 10, 2021, 06:23:25 PM
(https://www.cartooncuisine.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/IsolatedandWeirdSMScreenshot.jpg)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: JamesTC on June 10, 2021, 06:37:09 PM
(https://frinkiac.com/img/S07E04/1082797.jpg)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: jonnyunitus on June 10, 2021, 06:53:53 PM
(https://external-preview.redd.it/NBoHg_fXGe9SNZLyGgSdAPEiB6SWBhHZrzq0B0oVWIE.jpg?auto=webp&s=71460b12dd872619409cb56f27c2e717de0bde9f)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Chollis on June 10, 2021, 06:59:03 PM
where can i watch the simpsons
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: BJBMK2 on June 10, 2021, 07:00:52 PM
All wiped after transmission, sorry mate :(
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Old Nehamkin on June 10, 2021, 07:01:39 PM
where can i watch the simpsons

Weekdays at 6pm on BBC2 (just after Weakest Link).
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: JamesTC on June 10, 2021, 07:03:08 PM
Weekdays at 6pm on BBC2 (just after Weakest Link).

FUCKING SNOOKER CUNTS FUCK OFF
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: idunnosomename on June 10, 2021, 07:06:28 PM
Is it not repeated after TMWRNJ anymore
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Chollis on June 10, 2021, 07:12:47 PM
i want to watch it online you shits!
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: JamesTC on June 10, 2021, 07:26:37 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/A1OOqKu.jpg)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Bernice on June 10, 2021, 07:27:57 PM
Quote
Kids, let me tell you about another so-called "wicked" guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was…I forget. But the point is…I forget that too. Marge, you know who I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Polymorphia on June 10, 2021, 07:40:52 PM
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Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: chveik on June 10, 2021, 07:55:17 PM
i want to watch it online you shits!

no need, all the jokes are here
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: kalowski on June 10, 2021, 08:17:30 PM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/7sC9NjJxDoOZy/giphy.gif)

(https://external-preview.redd.it/KmfXRLLBTyPb540eYOtcwrVv1k6zC9MqrdiriltN8fo.jpg?auto=webp&s=2fa3ff0e232d5ccad191ddc815257c634e540100)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: frajer on June 10, 2021, 08:57:30 PM
Whoopsiedoodle

(http://i.imgur.com/BV1lbsq.jpg)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 10, 2021, 10:34:11 PM
(https://external-preview.redd.it/NBoHg_fXGe9SNZLyGgSdAPEiB6SWBhHZrzq0B0oVWIE.jpg?auto=webp&s=71460b12dd872619409cb56f27c2e717de0bde9f)

I know this is basically horrible but I do find it really fucking funny:
(https://frinkiac.com/meme/S16E02/713339.jpg?b64lines=IFNvbWUgZ3V5cyBsaWtlIGEgY2hhbGxlbmdlLiAKTm90IG1lLg==)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Polymorphia on June 10, 2021, 11:15:56 PM
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Quote
Oh yeah, the taxes! The finger thing means the taxes!
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: ProvanFan on June 10, 2021, 11:28:25 PM
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Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Pink Gregory on June 11, 2021, 06:49:03 AM
(https://external-preview.redd.it/NBoHg_fXGe9SNZLyGgSdAPEiB6SWBhHZrzq0B0oVWIE.jpg?auto=webp&s=71460b12dd872619409cb56f27c2e717de0bde9f)

when he does the hand thing it means taxes!
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: madhair60 on June 11, 2021, 10:55:34 AM
Every frame of every episode in order go
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 11, 2021, 10:58:27 AM
Homer: I love you Pepsi
Pepi:Pepi
Homer:Pepi
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Blumf on June 11, 2021, 01:36:11 PM
Homer: I love you Pepsi
Pepi:Pepi
Homer:Pepi

Partial credit
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: SteveDave on June 11, 2021, 02:00:11 PM
Damn you Pink Gregory
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 11, 2021, 04:05:02 PM
The ridealong (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpX5MZXAJ5o) scene with Bart is great, both for the exchange with Lou:
Wow! Can I see your club?
It's called a baton, son.
What's it for?
We club people with it.

And this shot:
(https://frinkiac.com/meme/S03E18/352330.jpg?b64lines=V2VsbCEgSXQncyBhYm91dCB0aW1lLg==)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 11, 2021, 04:06:06 PM
They are finally taking that young boy away.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: JamesTC on June 11, 2021, 04:11:23 PM
(https://frinkiac.com/img/S07E13/1005937.jpg)

Homer: It's your sons, George Bush, Jr. and Jeb Bush.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 11, 2021, 04:13:38 PM
Moe: You mean the time Barney beat up President Bush.
Homer:Barney,That was me and I would do it again.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 11, 2021, 04:18:27 PM
This too when Wiggum goes full Sheriff John Bunnell

(https://frinkiac.com/meme/S03E18/543911.jpg?b64lines=TG9va3MgbGlrZSB5b3UganVzdCBib3VnaHQgCnlvdXJzZWxmIGEgbG90dGVyeSB0aWNrZXQuCnRvIGphaWwu)
(https://frinkiac.com/meme/S03E18/545162.jpg?b64lines=SGUncyB1bmNvbnNjaW91cywgU2lyLiAKCgoKCgoKCgoKT2gsIHRoZXkgY2FuIHN0aWxsCiBoZWFyIHRoaW5ncy4=)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: madhair60 on June 11, 2021, 04:39:29 PM
What's the point of all this cleaning? ARE WE SO VAIN
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 11, 2021, 05:39:01 PM
That four eyes with the big nose you do not need friends like him.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Jerzy Bondov on June 11, 2021, 05:42:15 PM
What's the point of all this cleaning? ARE WE SO VAIN
Definitely used this on my parents a few times, what a little cunt
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on June 11, 2021, 06:50:09 PM
What's the point of all this cleaning? ARE WE SO VAIN
"I'm tired, I'm hungry, can't we just buy another house?"
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: kalowski on June 11, 2021, 06:52:13 PM
Take him away, boys.

Hey, I'm the chief here. Bake him away, toys.

What'd you say, Chief?

Do what the kid says.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Pink Gregory on June 11, 2021, 07:06:45 PM
"Chief, you're talking into your wallet."
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: thenoise on June 11, 2021, 07:57:25 PM
i want to watch it online you shits!

Probably cheapest to order the old dvd boxsets. You can get seasons 1-10 for well under a fiver each on the used market.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 11, 2021, 08:00:43 PM
Hey, Chief, can I hold my gun sideways? It looks so cool.
Ah, sure. Whatever you want, birthday boy!


Well, we only have the man power to enforce the last law passed. You know, it's not the best system, but... well, in fact, it's pretty much the worst.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 11, 2021, 08:02:04 PM
Probably cheapest to order the old dvd boxsets. You can get seasons 1-10 for well under a fiver each on the used market.

It's more-or-less as easy as typing 'stream simpsons online' if you're not too arsed about visiting scuzzy streaming sites.

FACT: Fox is a big faceless corporation, which makes it okay!
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: JamesTC on June 11, 2021, 08:02:32 PM
Probably cheapest to order the old dvd boxsets. You can get seasons 1-10 for well under a fiver each on the used market.

When I was watching the first 18 seasons last year I found some of my seasons (three and four from memory) had suffered from disc rot and I had to download them.

The commentaries on the early episodes are great but if you aren't bothered about that, you might as well just get Disney+. Then download the Michael Jackson episode if such a thing exists.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 11, 2021, 08:03:18 PM
Can I please have my Motorboat.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 11, 2021, 08:14:07 PM
When I was watching the first 18 seasons last year I found some of my seasons (three and four from memory) had suffered from disc rot and I had to download them.

The commentaries on the early episodes are great but if you aren't bothered about that, you might as well just get Disney+. Then download the Michael Jackson episode if such a thing exists.

Have Disney undid the 16:9 crop? I'm not a big traditionalist when it comes to aspect ratio (e.g. Wire/X-Files), but in The Simpsons that's surely going to fuck some sight-gags right up?
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: JamesTC on June 11, 2021, 08:20:49 PM
Have Disney undid the 16:9 crop? I'm not a big traditionalist when it comes to aspect ratio (e.g. Wire/X-Files), but in The Simpsons that's surely going to fuck some sight-gags right up?

Yeah. It is 16:9 default but you can go into the options and set it to always be 4:3 for The Simpsons.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: idunnosomename on June 11, 2021, 08:34:24 PM
they have visual media on DVDs now?

I just read episodes out loud to myself on frinkiac. glaven!
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 11, 2021, 08:38:00 PM
they have visual media on DVDs now?

I just read episodes out loud to myself on frinkiac. glaven!

Used to read frinkiac's 'episode view' when I was bored at work as it looked less bait than streaming actual episodes and I know pretty much any scene 'in my head' anyway.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Harpo Speaks on June 12, 2021, 12:09:50 AM
Now where did I put my gun? Oh yeah, I set it down when I got a piece of cake
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: madhair60 on June 12, 2021, 12:37:42 AM
Marge, this may be hard to believe, but I'm trapped inside two vending machines.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: ASFTSN on June 12, 2021, 01:09:11 AM
Weekdays at 6pm on BBC2 (just after The Fresh Prince of Bel Air).
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on June 12, 2021, 02:18:08 AM
Marge, this may be hard to believe, but I'm trapped inside two vending machines.
"Are you just holding onto the cans?"
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: St_Eddie on June 12, 2021, 02:45:04 AM
It's more-or-less as easy as typing 'stream simpsons online' if you're not too arsed about visiting scuzzy streaming sites.

FACT: Fox is a big faceless corporation, which makes it okay!

Fox is now owned by Disney, which makes it doubly okay!

(https://i.imgur.com/sOBQNSu.jpg?1)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 12, 2021, 08:49:11 AM
Glove slap baby glove slap.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: beanheadmcginty on June 12, 2021, 12:28:45 PM


That would mean that the Fresh Prince was on at 5:35pm. Never happened mate.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Old Nehamkin on June 12, 2021, 12:31:34 PM
Fresh Prince came on after the Simpsons. And if that's not true then I'm just going to have to become one of those mandela effect people.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: idunnosomename on June 12, 2021, 12:46:14 PM
Loads of transitions from the Simpsons to Fresh Prince in this
https://youtu.be/o5CPw2nvPiA

You may also enjoy these BBC trailers
https://youtu.be/8Yq0upilSXY
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: dead-ced-dead on June 12, 2021, 01:19:07 PM
Fresh Prince came on after the Simpsons. And if that's not true then I'm just going to have to become one of those mandela effect people.

And on Fridays wasn't the order Fresh Prince > Simpsons > Robot Wars?
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 12, 2021, 05:01:19 PM
Plus Star Treks were on afterwards.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 12, 2021, 10:41:48 PM
Was nice of those guys to blame a oaf but it was me.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: petrilTanaka on June 13, 2021, 08:43:04 AM
did the BBC occasionally shuffle both around that 6-7 slot where it's not really teatime but not properly evening yet(especially in the summer)
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Pink Gregory on June 13, 2021, 11:23:10 AM
    FLIM
Springfield
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: thenoise on June 13, 2021, 11:27:40 AM
6pm was the start of the new page of the Radio Times, don't know or care what was on before that. Suspect kids programmes or daytime shit.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Sebastian Cobb on June 13, 2021, 08:05:20 PM
Yeah and then there was The Bill taking up the first few hours on ITV.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Ornlu on June 23, 2021, 07:33:38 PM
Good evening sir. Could you please leave, without a fuss, right now?
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: The Mollusk on June 24, 2021, 06:44:46 AM
When Barney overtakes Homer as the best snow plow business in Springfield and Homer is forced to hand over the key to the city:

Quimby: “C’mon, gimme me the key ... These look like teeth marks!”

Homer: “I thought there was chocolate inside! ... Well, why was it wrapped in foil?”

Quimby: “It was never wrapped in foil!”
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: idunnosomename on June 24, 2021, 12:39:27 PM
I like that joke because Homer's idea a great big novelty key had chocolate inside isn't really that unreasonable
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: madhair60 on June 24, 2021, 02:48:18 PM
Bart, I bet you think nothing's gonna top that cactus.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Kankurette on June 24, 2021, 03:20:34 PM
"2, 4, 6, 8,
Homer's crime was very great!
'Great' meaning 'large' or 'immense',
We use it in the pejorative sense!"
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 24, 2021, 05:05:39 PM
That name again is Mr. Plow.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: kalowski on June 24, 2021, 05:10:06 PM
I have some sad news to report. A small puppy, not unlike Lassie, was just run over in the parking lot. And now it's time for the comedy stylings of Homer Simpson!
Are you ready to laugh?
That poor dog.
I said, are you ready to laugh!?
Quiet you awful man

Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Leej88 on June 24, 2021, 05:12:48 PM
And you Sir are worse than Hitler.
Title: Re: Best jokes in classic Simpsons.
Post by: Video Game Fan 2000 on June 24, 2021, 06:09:41 PM
homer simpton: wrong shitting simpsons thread