Man finds GIGANTIC seven-inch long oven chip!!!

[dissolute ocelot]

If you deep fried a whole potato surely it would be raw in the middle long after the outside was black.

[Replies From View]

Imagine if the plural of fish being fish caused such immense and irreversible confusion that wholesale orders for "a collation of fish" kept resulting in these massive single fish being supplied that were formed of mashed together multiples of warm and decaying fish.

[touchingcloth]

Has there ever been a carrot stick that was, say, 11 inches long?

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Has there ever been a carrot stick that was, say, 11 inches long?

Carrots and sticks are opposites mate

[touchingcloth]

Explain the carrot stick, then.

[JesusAndYourBush]

9 year old boy finds "'Worlds longest chip'".

https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/20/wales-boy-9-finds-worlds-longest-chip-and-calls-it-geoff-18137799

[Cold Meat Platter]

9 year old boy finds "'Worlds longest chip'".

https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/20/wales-boy-9-finds-worlds-longest-chip-and-calls-it-geoff-18137799

Absolutely not having this




It is with great sadness that I have to announce that this child is a cunt.

[Glebe]

"Chipspecto Patronum!"

[Povidone]

Look at that boy's tiny head. Why it's no bigger than a chip!

[dissolute ocelot]

International standardisation bodies in Geneva are working on a scientific way of comparing a boy's head against a chip. But it is difficult work, costing billions of Euros, and four boys have died already in their gigantic steel compareotron. Your money is needed. Write to your elected representative now.

[idunnosomename]

Oh i want to be famous becaise i have a tiny head fuck off you woggled little prick

[Alberon]

Seems genuine.

NEW WORLD RECORD!

[JamesTC]

Gonna need to see the chip next to a phone to get a true measurement.

[dontpaintyourteeth]

They've seriously failed to take the kid's bad vibes into account here

[JesusAndYourBush]

Just found this beauty.
(Scuse the brown sauce.)



Note: Chip was eaten immediately after photo was taken.

[Fambo Number Mive]

9 year old boy finds "'Worlds longest chip'".

https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/20/wales-boy-9-finds-worlds-longest-chip-and-calls-it-geoff-18137799

Does he name all his chips, or just the big ones?

[touchingcloth]

The little bastard was heard to remark "don't give shit about Gaza, just wanna big chip".

[idunnosomename]

Pride
A Wind

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

A 5 and a half incher!

[Cold Meat Platter]

Does the chip have to be pre-made in these scenarios? Because if not, I think I've managed to game the system by going to my local greengrocers and buying big potatoes. Is it possible I can monetise this by selling my various big chip stories round every clickbait newsrag?

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Go for it son. As long as you can cut a spud into McDonald's shapes, or chippy chip shapes, you can easily fool the general public into believing you are genuine with your claim. Quids in.

[Cold Meat Platter]

Quite fancy paying the aesthetically unpleasant buffet reject guys to pretend they've found one of my big chips.
Or unhappy mince pie guy.
Just to give them a satisfying local news arc.