G11nner's erosion eleven: TERF speedrun (career/family skip, any%)

[JamesTC]

Another locked post over on the SGB "Can you guys help me with something?"

Hey Graham, Cilit Bang or Vanish ought to do the trick. Happy to provide that help you needed there.

[sophie.pilbeam]

He's contributing to the Online Harms Consultation. Not in the UK so I have idea how it works; does this mean he was specifically asked? Is it another "handpicked by a transphobic politician because he'll whine about cancel culture" situation?

[Barry Admin]

Split and moved the AOC discussion https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,89485.0.html

[buttgammon]

He's contributing to the Online Harms Consultation. Not in the UK so I have idea how it works; does this mean he was specifically asked? Is it another "handpicked by a transphobic politician because he'll whine about cancel culture" situation?

It looks like it was open to the public but I'm sure the same people who invited him to sob about his Twitter ban in front of a parliamentary committee would've made sure his voice was heard either way.

[Zetetic]

Yeah, all legislation in the UK and its countries goes through an open consultation process AFAIK.

[Povidone]

So there's no chance he hasn't gleefully accepted an invitation to the Online Hams Consultation in error then?

[JamesTC]

So there's no chance he hasn't gleefully accepted an invitation to the Online Hams Consultation in error then?

Prime Gary Glinner plot line there.

[wrec]

Presumably his main points will be
- groomers
- JK Rowling
- v*** b****
- make them give me back my Twitter account

[Pimhole]

He is so, so desperate for someone to sue him.

https://twitter.com/oolon/status/1438624554142814216

[Mister Six]

Presumably his main points will be
- groomers
- JK Rowling
- v*** b****
- make them give me back my Twitter account

Violet Berlin?

Not enough asterisks for those letters, but I genuinely can't remember who/what VB is.

[jobotic]

Vile Bigot!

[Povidone]

Stands for two words that you can apply to A Cunt Who Has Gone Bananas if you wanted to receive threat of legal action that will never actually be carried out.

[Mister Six]

Ah of course!

He is so, so desperate for someone to sue him.

https://twitter.com/oolon/status/1438624554142814216

A carbonara reference. Someone from here, or is Glinner inextricably linked to carbonara in the wider world, too?

[Pimhole]

The original carbonara pic came from Twitter, didn't it? May even have been an Instagram screenshot posted on Twitter.

EDIT: It's here: https://twitter.com/sineadactually/status/1259208778777534464

[idunnosomename]

yeah the Morrisons carbonara purchase was solidified here but it's those DMs that are the source

the text "including the pan and cheese grater" deserves more love than it gets

[madhair60]

bought some more adjacent urls. any ideas for funny things to put on them

[drummersaredeaf]

That old gif of the dancing banana?

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

bought some more adjacent urls. any ideas for funny things to put on them

graham yelling "lesbians are not attracted to women" over the clip of the homeless vagrant from Bart Sells His Soul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en-lWUxhcuw

[idunnosomename]

Old Gray Bum he aint what he used to be, aint what he used to be, aint what he used to be

[JamesTC]

Found some old screenshots from when people actually posted on Glindr.

[idunnosomename]

even though i pretty much directly insulted graham by telling him to get a job at morrisons my glindr account still lives. heres his last three posts. he might have sock twitter accounts to report his enemies, the tweets are just a side hustle

[wrec]

Going on Glindr to reglind Glinner's glinds

Does he have sock accounts on Glindr?

[evilcommiedictator]

You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So it's pollinate like they do on the discovery channel

[Ferris]

even though i pretty much directly insulted graham by telling him to get a job at morrisons my glindr account still lives.

It is a mark of some pride that he called me a beard on glindr, and I later christened him as a cunt gone bananas.

One of those names has stuck and spread further than the other, mate. Who's the comedy writer now eh?

[DrGreggles]

(spam)

[buttgammon]

Someone mentioned Hollaback Girl ages ago, possibly around the time CGB was coined, and it's stuck with me ever since, so that's the tune I sing it to in my head.

[Poisson Du Jour]

This may have been mentioned before because the threads are somewhat cyclical, but it's always to the tune of Kunt and the Gang's "Let's Go Commando" for me.

[buttgammon]

It doesn't go with Cunt's Gone Bananas as such, but ever since the Iain Duncan Smiths did a terf pisstake version of Earth, Wind and Fire's September, that song has been ruined for me. It was used in a play I went to last weekend, and I was surprised not to hear the line "present your genitals, for a routine inspection".

[madhair60]

hilariously, grahamlinehan.com links to his defunct Twitter

[Jumblegraws]

For those unaware, the judgement in the Bell v Tavistock appeal is finalised today, scheduled for 2pm, so I'm expecting some high octane bananacuntery today.

Or not, since I've said something like that at least once before and in the event Greybum just sat in his cave and did nothing.