New drugs policy

[shoulders]

We could make life not as shit so that a lot of these people don't need to escape into drug use. Fuck that though.

Oi, that was my idea

© Shoulders

[Bence Fekete]

panic face; how the fuck am I ever gonna score if they take away my government-issued ID?

[Twit 2]

Alcohol: clog the town with vomit, get glassed, contract an STD, kill someone through drunk driving, spot of domestic violence, livers on the NHS.

Status: legal!

MDMA - realise you love everyone and you worry too much.

Status: get in gulag!

[bgmnts]

You cant talk about how shit alcohol is because you're a buzzkill then and everyone hates you.

[Twit 2]

And if you do ILLEGAL drugs you are an untrustworthy pariah who will lose their job, teeth and sanity overnight.

[Johnny Foreigner]

I'd just sell cannabis in Boots and corner shops and what-have-you. I don't see the appeal of it myself, but many people seem to like it and they are usually calm and sedate.

How do you contract an STD whilst drunk? My libido is very low in normal circumstances, but alcohol makes it dwindle to zero.

[Gurke and Hare]

Imagine being the government - this fucking government - and thinking that you can succeed in reducing drug use through enforcement where governments worldwide have been failing for fifty years or more. Fucking hell.

[Twit 2]

They're not interested in reducing drug use/crime; just punishing those who fall into it.

[markburgle]

Some of the 300,000 -

Oddly bent looking lines in that middle one. Do Tories chop gak with miniature scythes or something?

[Paul Calf]

They're called poodles' legs.

[JaDanketies]

Privatised rails

[the Fallen]

Lost my passport and can't drive.

Do your worst