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What new jokes have you heard this year?

Started by MoonDust, December 06, 2021, 03:19:49 PM

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MoonDust

I've not heard any, or if I have, I've forgotten them (I'm awful at remembering jokes).

What jokes have you heard this year?

Also, the new CaB layout is pretty cool. What else have I missed? I've not even been lurking here, let alone posting, since Feb.

Fr.Bigley

Came up with this yesterday.

What do you call the graduates of gynecology College?

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Speculumni
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Captain Z

Came up on Limmy's stream recently and tickled me:

Why did the granny fall down the well?
Because she couldn't see that well.
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Dex Sawash

Knock Knock

Who's there?

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CORONAVIRUS!!!!11!
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Small Man Big Horse

One of my students told me this joke - What do you call a Christmas tree with one hundred Robins on it?

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A Robins tree.
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ElTwopo

The CEO of FunkyPigeon. com has stepped down due to ill health

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He's suffering from tachycardia
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shiftwork2

Moondust!  How long are you back from the oil rigs?

MoonDust

Quote from: shiftwork2 on December 06, 2021, 08:47:33 PMMoondust!  How long are you back from the oil rigs?

The question is when will I ever be back on the oil rigs? Some XR activists dressed as overtly pretentious sad mimes have tied themselves to the landing pad.

Derek on the docks has promised to give 'em a good hiding, soon as he's off the ward.

MoonDust

Actually I don't know how long I'm back for. Just randomly thought what CaB was up to lately and so dropped by.

I like what you've all done to the place.

shiftwork2

They say fossil fuels aren't renewable but every time I return the pump's full of petrol.  Talking out of their arse.

Welcome back by the way, unless I haven't noticed you in which case - how rude of me!

MoonDust

Nah I've not been on here for nearly a year.