Joanson as Policeman

[Icehaven]

Fuck is he doing?

[Twit 2]

Excellent pun.

Hope they send out BJ on grim missions and he develops severe PTSD.

[jobotic]

Looking for a women's vigil so he can crack some heads.

[Catalogue of ills]

Domestic violence call out? Right up my street.

[Butchers Blind]

Coming to Ch5 this December a new cop drama - "Johnson".
He doesn't play by the rules and he doesn't get results.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Coming to Ch5 this December a new cop drama - "Johnson".
He doesn't play by the rules and he doesn't get results.

Johnson, you're off the case!
But I-I-I-I was only moments away from levelling up the cracking down we were going to give these oiks, I mean er, ruffians. I-I-I believe it was Arthur Conan-Doyle, the inventor of the great British detective Sherlock Holmes, who once said that...  or maybe it was Marcus Aurelius...
JOHNSON!!!!!

[Catalogue of ills]

Johnson, you're off the case!
But I-I-I-I was only moments away from levelling up the cracking down we were going to give these oiks, I mean er, ruffians. I-I-I believe it was Arthur Conan-Doyle, the inventor of the great British detective Sherlock Holmes, who once said that...  or maybe it was Marcus Aurelius...
JOHNSON!!!!!

[waves fist about] Hmm, that usually works

[Kankurette]

I'm just here for the thread title.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Looks line a goth garden gnome

[Buelligan]

I'd love to make the cunt chase me.  Round and round until he fell down dead.

[Kankurette]

I'm amazed he went into Liverpool dressed as a policeman and came out alive.

[shoulders]

I hope this absolute fucking cunt dies in front of his family

[Glebe]

I can imagine him doing this.

[Enzo]

I did see a tweet yesterday evening of him arriving in Liverpool and people wondering why he was there.

Of course he thought it would be the perfect place to gurn in front the cameras while bluffing about drug crime.

[Johnny Yesno]

Excellent pun.

I'm just here for the thread title.

I thought I was being thick but I have to say I've never heard of

Spoiler alert

Joan As Police Woman

[close]

[Jittlebags]

Even when his face is 3/4 covered, he still looks shifty, like he's knocked one off into his grandmother's teapot

[idunnosomename]

he really is a fucking awful cunt isnt he

[Mr Banlon]

[Darles Chickens]

I thought I was being thick but I have to say I've never heard of

Spoiler alert

Joan As Police Woman

[close]

Nor have I - I thought it was some weird 'Allo 'Allo allusion!

[DrGreggles]

[Retinend]

Joan as Policewoman is essential indie pop. Hang your heads, not-pun-getters.

[Johnny Yesno]

In my experience, 'essential' rarely means good when it comes to culture.

[Paul Calf]

In this case, it's the derivative, decaying end of indie pop so yeah.

[Retinend]

Sour grapes!

[Paul Calf]

Er...not really. Indie pop was new and relevant for about three years months in the early 90s and even then it was largely Beatles/Cure/The Who tribute acts. Since then everybody with a guitar and a singing voice has claimed to be indie rock/pop. Music has moved on, despite the efforts of the Camden Town posse to retard its progress.

[Retinend]

In my opinion, good music is still good regardless of when it was made 🤷

"Joan as Policewoman: worth checking out if you like indie pop", was all I was trying to say

[Buelligan]

[Paul Calf]

In my opinion, good music is still good regardless of when it was made 🤷

Is that you, dad? ;)

"Joan as Policewoman: worth checking out if you like indie pop", was all I was trying to say

Fair enough. I'll have a listen.

[Cuellar]

I thought I was being thick but I have to say I've never heard of Joan As Police Woman

...but you do love you some Angie Dickinson?

[Jittlebags]