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Quote from: non capisco on July 02, 2022, 09:29:04 PMFrajer's contributions to the 'things your dad is still doing' thread are pretty uniformly ace as well. "Bumholes these days look like they're fresh off the showroom floor" really made me smile.
Quote from: Zero Gravitas on July 03, 2022, 12:28:19 AMI always love it when you get to bust out the "I AM the (she/her/hers)." with an argumentative customer trying to escalate.
Quote from: TrenterPercenter on July 02, 2022, 11:16:01 PMThat is mega
Quote from: RetroRobot on July 02, 2022, 06:30:11 PMRemember that episode of the Simpsons where Sherri had pickled Terri inside a little jar and kept shaking it about the entire time in the background of every shot? What a weird detail. In the commentary the writers say that Hank Azaria threatened to quit if they ever showed pickled Terri ever again.
Quote from: itsfredtitmus on July 03, 2022, 10:47:41 AMI like when things are shaken as a torture method inside bottles and jars and snow globes
Quote from: flotemysost on July 03, 2022, 12:32:59 AMWhere did you come from, where did you goWhere did you come from,Quote from: non capisco on July 03, 2022, 12:13:04 AMswivel eyed fucks
Quote from: non capisco on July 03, 2022, 12:13:04 AMswivel eyed fucks
Quote from: itsfredtitmus on July 03, 2022, 11:43:42 AMShaky shake
Quote from: madhair60 on July 03, 2022, 05:08:27 PM
Quote from: Catalogue Trousers on July 03, 2022, 03:55:02 PMMACHETE - HE TRESPASS IN YOUR VEGETABLE PATCH
Quote from: Dr Rock on July 03, 2022, 12:57:26 PMBaby Krypton Factor
Quote from: bgmnts on July 03, 2022, 05:00:40 PMI want to see Mickey Mouse as a ruthless capitalist buying up everything in the film, basically a Daniel Plainview type, and ends the film raping and draining every property on earth, leaving him lying in bed hardly able to breathe.
Quote from: idunnosomename on July 03, 2022, 06:00:44 PMThis will completely revolutionise the ice cream-selling world
Quote from: idunnosomename on July 04, 2022, 11:46:09 AMOh! Mr Pinchy, what have you doneThere once were lots of bums to slapBut soon there will be noneI'll have to have a wankBefore I go on Andrew MarrOh Mr Pinchy what a naughty man you are!
Quote from: Stigdu on July 03, 2022, 09:25:23 PMThis one made me chuckle. Quote from: Dr Rock on Yesterday at 12:57:26 PMQuoteBaby Krypton Factor
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Quote from: non capisco on July 03, 2022, 10:46:24 PMSuch a nothingy cartoon character considering his level of worldwide fame. I'm struggling to remember any of his characteristics beyond "high voice, owned a dog". At least his duck mate had a bit of piss and vinegar about him.
Quote from: steve98 on July 04, 2022, 01:45:40 PMQuite right. Boring, annoying, vermin.
Quote from: idunnosomename on July 04, 2022, 01:29:21 PMPut a magic wand in me pocketI'll conjure a sausage from thin airCause if you get izzy wizzy and lil bit bizzy thenBrother, I'm your bear
Quote from: Dex Sawash on July 04, 2022, 01:08:47 PMPhoebe
Quote from: poo on July 04, 2022, 02:48:56 PMIf England win this I'll go to Turkey and get that surgery that turns you into a unicorn
Quote from: Replies From View on July 04, 2022, 12:14:48 PMGo; start now
Quote from: Replies From View on July 04, 2022, 01:28:09 PMOk go into the evolving packaging designs in immense detail, the different ways of folding them, the tabs and slots, the choice of sticky tape or glue. Plastic windows where you can see the sandwiches: go, start doing it
Quote from: badaids on June 24, 2022, 07:15:10 PMI hope that's not your nutsack in the bottom left hand corner.(really I hope it is...)
Quote from: shoulders on July 04, 2022, 05:28:05 PMGraveraper893-2021
Quote from: Pink Gregory on July 04, 2022, 06:17:18 PMannihilating your own groinal area with a lump hammer and screaming 'Imagine doing this! Just imagine it!'
Quote from: Goldentony on July 04, 2022, 10:07:30 PMin all seriousness, I had a psychologist tell me to imagine my problems as a shark in the back garden
Quote from: flotemysost on July 04, 2022, 11:38:36 PM[tag]TIGGER WARNING[/tag]
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