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Starmer VIII: Labour will set you free

Started by pancreas, March 16, 2022, 08:54:56 AM

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phantom_power

His PR team need a fucking big Christmas bonus this year


shoulders

Why am I the world's shittest cunt? By IAN AUSTIN

idunnosomename

Heard Ian Austin on the Week on Westminster yesterday with fellow Tory cunt Andrea Leadsom discussing the quagmire disasterfuck that is the restoration of the Palace of Westminster.

He had a wet mouth. A truly revolting image, and I've been on the internet for 25 years.

idunnosomename

HAHAH HOLY SHIT

https://twitter.com/Keir_Starmer/status/1528312738992295936

i genuinely did shout holy shit when I saw this. holy shit. holy shit.

The Rigby family have always been against politicisation of his horrible death. But that wont stop Sir Kunt! Please come back Red Wall, I hate Muslims killing are brave boys as much as you!

Quote from: idunnosomename on May 22, 2022, 01:49:41 PMHAHAH HOLY SHIT

https://twitter.com/Keir_Starmer/status/1528312738992295936

i genuinely did shout holy shit when I saw this. holy shit. holy shit.

The Rigby family have always been against politicisation of his horrible death. But that wont stop Sir Kunt! Please come back Red Wall, I hate Muslims killing are brave boys as much as you!

Posted and deleted an earlier draft with the wrong date (8 years instead of 9) so the now corrected version is full of comments from angry gammon for getting the date wrong. Forensic!


Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: Bobloblawslawbomb on May 22, 2022, 03:42:33 PMPosted and deleted an earlier draft with the wrong date (8 years instead of 9) so the now corrected version is full of comments from angry gammon for getting the date wrong. Forensic!

Sir rake finder strikes again lol.



Sadiq Khan made the same mistake seemingly.

idunnosomename

It's pretty obvious labour central clear copied Priti Patel's tweet which was retweeted by Johnson.

Khan and Starmo's messages were posted about two hours later and very quickly corrected. If they'd be scheduled they'd likely have stayed up wrong longer.

Sebastian Cobb

The whole world runs on people being too fucking lazy to check anything doesn't it? I feel like a lazy oaf when someone corrects me on here when I paraphrase hazy memories and get shit wrong but it's not my actual job and there's not much incentive beyond my pride being damaged to be extra diligent.

Cold Meat Platter

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on May 22, 2022, 07:10:33 PMI feel like a lazy oaf when someone corrects me on here when I paraphrase hazy memories and get shit wrong

Not sure this is correct mate

monkfromhavana

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on May 22, 2022, 07:10:33 PMThe whole world runs on people being too fucking lazy to check anything doesn't it? I feel like a lazy oaf when someone corrects me on here when I paraphrase hazy memories and get shit wrong but it's not my actual job and there's not much incentive beyond my pride being damaged to be extra diligent.

Check out this dunce.

Johnny Yesno

Quote from: monkfromhavana on May 22, 2022, 07:40:21 PMCheck out this dunce.

This is what I call tradition. There should be a CHECK OUT THIS DUNCE bank holiday.

Fambo Number Mive

Former New Labour spin doctor is now on his third round of Tory membership as the leader of Plymouth Council. Was also a member of UKIP: https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-news/plymouths-tory-council-leader-richard-7117398


Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: idunnosomename on May 25, 2022, 02:07:06 PMsir keir has taken up door-shagging now

https://twitter.com/Keir_Starmer/status/1529432522882486272

Sticking his willy through the letterbox while the copper has gone awol is the biggest chance he has of being inside number 10.

king_tubby

Vote Labour, get Tories.

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/labour-seize-control-edinburgh-council-27070476

QuoteLabour seize control of Edinburgh council after securing backing of the Scottish Conservatives

Fambo Number Mive

Council leader is the excellently named Cammy Day.

dissolute ocelot

Quote from: king_tubby on May 26, 2022, 01:54:00 PMVote Labour, get Tories.

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/labour-seize-control-edinburgh-council-27070476

Except Edinburgh isn't actually getting Tories, as it's purely a Labour minority administration. And not really getting Labour in power because I can't see them passing anything, certainly not without SNP support. This is what happens when you do stupid bans on coalitions, because a Labour-SNP coalition, as was in place before the election, was the only thing that made any sense.

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: king_tubby on May 26, 2022, 01:54:00 PMVote Labour, get Tories.

Yep

QuoteChristian Wakeford, who defected to Labour in January, has joined the opposition frontbench – he is now officially Bridget Phillipson's PPS.

https://twitter.com/siennamarla/status/1529837848177811456

king_tubby

He's the one who said Labour are a 'bunch of cunts' last year isn't he?


king_tubby

#862
Well I for one am glad that SirKeir can forgive someone who called him a cunt as recently as last year and promote them to the front bench, and I am looking forward to my own front bench role in 2023 being offered to me by that cunt Starmer.

imitationleather

Quote from: king_tubby on May 26, 2022, 05:49:34 PMHe's the one who said Labour are a 'bunch of cunts' last year isn't he?

No that was us. Every day!

shoulders

Read some anti-union stuff put out by Green candidates. Lol.

Watch out Lib Dems, they're on your tail!

king_tubby

https://twitter.com/alexnunns/status/1530249355659296768

Quote"Labour is set to outflank the Conservatives by ditching Corbyn's plan to raise income tax on people earning more than £80,000 a year"

A bit of spin there, as it was also one of Ken's ten pledges that have obviously all now been binned off.

Because he's a cunt.

I am still waiting for my shadow front bench position, by the way.

Quote

QuoteSir Keir Starmer is to publish a book about Britain under a Labour government, originally written as a private collection of his thoughts, in the face of claims that he has failed to communicate his vision

Setting the voters homework.

Maybe it's your vision being so dismal and uninspiring that's the problem, something a multitude of essays, books and relaunches couldn't possibly fix.

shoulders

Surely that lecture pdf last year wasn't already boring and vacuous enough. Satire, surely.

Keir Starmer is to write the contents of his brains onto vellum.

Keir Starmer is to commission a tapestry containing 5 keynote policies

shoulders

Can't deny the prospect of reading an entire book dedicated to 'A Britain that works hard and plays fair' is making the British public drip with cum.

Pink Gregory

Quote from: shoulders on May 28, 2022, 10:55:16 AMCan't deny the prospect of reading an entire book dedicated to 'A Britain that works hard and plays fair' is making the British public drip with cum.

Increasingly I want to ask these toads what exactly we're working hard *for*.  Producing what?  Creating what and for whom?  Because the answer is overwhelmingly 'your boss'