Glebe Sushi

[popcorn]

Had the omakase last night and I don't feel well

[Glebe]

We poach (literally!) only the finest chefs to work at our sushi bar! It must have been something else you ate pops, we've never made any customers violently ill with our food before. There was that incident with the puffer fish a few years ago but we buried that body in the woods.

[selectivememory]

This is just asking for trouble.

[frajer]

Can vouch for Glebe Sushi. You don't win the Platinum Puffer three years running without knowing your way around a fishslice.

[Glebe]

[Chollis]

puking and shitting my guts out here :(

[frajer]

Eat Glebe Sushi says Jim Belushi!

[Glebe]

Now we're talking!*

*All except for the popcorn sheep who is feeling really baaaaaad!!!!

[first skeleton on mars]

tried ordering some of this last night, but after a humorously racist misunderstanding I was brought some titbits made from a small aquatic bird

[dontpaintyourteeth]

[Glebe]

One of our staff there! Works for free!

[Pavlov`s Dog`s Dad`s Dead]

Don't forget that a glass of foaming Glebe beer is the perfect accompaniment to sushi. It will antidote any food-poisoning microbes, washing them clean out of your system along with your beneficial gut flora, intestinal linings and minor internal organs. Bottoms up!

[Glebe]

Or try Glebe Saké! Our secret ingredient is out-of-date Tesco soy sauce!

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Waiter, this is just a goldfish you filched from next door's pond on the way to work, you great twat. You've not even pulled its guts out.

[popcorn]

Hello everyone this is popcorn's mum.

Just an update to say that popcorn is currently in intensive care. As you can imagine we are extremely concerned about him our beloved son. The doctors say he has a 50/50 chance of survival. Please keep him in your thoughts.

We know how much this website called "HS Art" means to him and he talks about it constantly.

[Glebe]

Happy eating!

[Wolfie]

Great thread, several laughs.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

"Is your seafood sourced from sustainable fisheries, with low levels of mercury contamination?"

"No."

[Ferris]

Just had sushi for my tea as it happens.

I switched to the vegan options several years ago to avoid another "Glebe Sushi" incident.

So far, so good!

[Ferris]

Update: oh christ...

[dontpaintyourteeth]

Me @ my stomach after eating Glebe Sushi:

[Mr Farenheit]

Glebe Sushi was just on the new episode of Kitchen Nightmares

[Glebe]

Glebe Sushi was just on the new episode of Kitchen Nightmares