you're touching cloth and wanking in mother's shit-filled knickers

[itsfredtitmus]

oh and youre huffing in unlimited amounts of amyl nitrite that youve loaded into your grandads nebuliser machine (pffft and after he died she said to throw it away as it's completely fucking useless now! no struggling to breathe grandad alive now!)

just some of the things you get up to!

[itsfredtitmus]

you can feel the dried shit on her knickers that youre wearing come in contact with your shit

[anton dick]

The Hypnotic World of Paul McKenna reboot "could do with being dialed down just half a notch"

[itsfredtitmus]

The Hypnotic World of Paul McKenna reboot "could do with being dialed down just half a notch"

lmao

[itsfredtitmus]

Always wondered why grandads taut anus would loosen up and his flaccid cock would turn into an erection after using his nebuliser