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April 27, 2024, 09:46:12 AM

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Christmas poems

Started by Twit 2, December 03, 2022, 12:47:50 PM

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Twit 2

"Wishing you a Trevor Christmas"

Sod me up my crap's eye
Key fob scuttle my s**ck
Father Christmas rimjob
Give me what I lack

Three gob down my forsk hole
Walnut shit my gape
Snow globe full of smegma
Taint crust flavoured vape

Bless you bless my rear clunge
Little Robin sings
Happy Crimble aunt fuck
With incest my heart brims

Take me down the bookies
So Trevor can lick my arse
Push me off a road bridge
Get mown down by cars

shoulders

Gives a warm festive ruddiness to all cheeks

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a cock
and balls
spearing through the thames
with a foreskin as big as your dad
with a foreskin as big as your dad

shoulders

Steak Terry and the I.V
The AIDS have gone full blown
Of all the lads that were in the bar
Terry wears a frown