indiana jones and the bradley walsh-o-meter

[Goldentony]

this little doohickey here measures levels of bradley walsh in anything you put it next to, check this out

[sticks bradley walsh-ometer near episode of the Chase on TV]

[devices go WEEEOOOOEOEOOWOE]

see, marvelous

'and who invented this?'

it was, im afraid to say, nazis

'oh not those cunts, I hate those cunts'

mmm and with good reason here, watch -

[shouts BRIAN CONLEY into device]

[device screeches and plume of smoke lifts gently from speaker hole]

oh for fuck sake

[dontpaintyourteeth]

every time you use it he has to ask a question about a smelly fanny on the chase without doing a fake giggle

[Glebe]