Buzzfeed Top 10

[RetroRobot]

Buzzfeed Top 10 Reasons your Mother and I have decided to DIVORCE

• i ate all the sunday roast in one gulp and let the family have half a pack of pringles for tea
• she smelled me smelly finger
• i kicked the cat into an open sewer
• she shagged the meatman
• i love my sega mega drive more than her (true)
• i pushed your nan down the stairs as a jape
• i joined a cult revolving around the worship of compo from summers wine
• i ate the dog
• long ago, i was chinese
• that nuke i let off as a caper

[first skeleton on mars]

joining different sex cults
married wrong bride by mistake
gambled away my father's genital
act of parliament
neither of us can stand the sight of you