“Brinders is practically a cum sponge at this point”

[poo]

Suppose it was a question of when not if

[Mr Eggs]

"When I grow up, I want to spear Sperm whales".

 You can't, son. Its illegal

"No dad. Cum Whales. Like Mr Brindley".

[Fambo Number Mive]

Imaging the thread title being said by the commentators at the National Fucking Championships.

"Great use of all the fuckholes, Clive."

Who is it who fucks Mr Brindley? Is it one exceptionally competent person or a group of people?