Desktop Simon

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desktop simon, he doesn't have a laptop

HELLO I DON'T HAVE A LAPTOP NO I LACK A LAPTOP, WHAT I HAVE IS A DESKTOP

he says

I HAVE A DESKTOP AT HOME BUT NO NOT A LAPTOP I LACK A LAPTOP

WHAT I HAVE IS A DESKTOP AT HOME



nobody has ever asked him if he has a laptop or a desktop

[Glebe]

I CRAVE A CHROMEBOOK!

[The Bardney Sugar Factory]

Hasn't been the same since Laptop Garfunkel left him.

[Huxleys Babkins]

"I remember when Martin told me he was getting a gaming laptop. The problem with gaming laptops is that they're either too thick and heavy to be portable, or too thin to have enough power to run the latest games. And no matter what you buy, it'll never hold a candle to the equivalent-priced desktop. That's why I'd always recommend a proper desktop PC with a discrete GPU for serious gaming. If you need portable gaming, you could always get a thin and light notebook as well, and stream your games from the desktop using Steam Link or Moonlight. That way you get the best of both worlds. So, please, charge your glasses. To Martin and Joanna. The happy couple."

[Mr Farenheit]

Little Simon, he lives on a desktop. So cuuuute. Until he grew up, now he sits there on the top of the desk in his own mess, disgusting.

Why do you tolerate him?

Listen!

(Desktop Simon wails)

My God, that sound!

...yes

....its beautiful