The famous Four Candles Sketch

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

The famous Four Candles Sketch

By Ronald McRonald and Ronald McCorbyn

RONALD: Hello shopkeeper

RONALD: Hello customer

RONALD: I would like Four Candles please

RONALD PRESENTS FOUR CANDLES

RONALD: Hold on a minute, I didn't mean Four Candles, I meant Four Candles! As in Candles for Fours!

RONALD: This is confusing and embarrassing.

RONALD AGREES

[Ferris]

Ronald: [gestures to first draft of script] fer-f-fetch an eraser.

[dontpaintyourteeth]

billhooks

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Fuck handles? Get out of my shop.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Plugs. Rubber ones. Use them in your bathroom. You know the sort. Plugs.

[The Bardney Sugar Factory]

RONALD: FOUR. FUCKING. CANDLES.

RONALD: handles? for forsks?

RONALD: I will kill you