In a previous life you were a robot whose only function was eating cat shit

[itsfredtitmus]

Little robot that goes round the earths surface picking up and inspecting cat shit trying to work out what it is then just goes ah fuck it then eats it

[itsfredtitmus]

The worlds most fucking useless robot

[itsfredtitmus]

inspecting it with its robot hand, trying to work out its origins and what its made out of when its just some excrement that's been shat out of a cats arse



leave it yeah and stop eating it youve done this millions of times before do you really need to do it again its not going to get you closer to understanding the people that inhibited this earth before you fucked off here