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Simon Cowell's new face

Started by Nowhere Man, January 19, 2019, 12:31:51 PM

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Elderly Sumo Prophecy

His entire body has turned a gammon hue. Is it sunburn?



Johnny Yesno

Did Walliams do that to him?

The irony is that he thought that would look better than ageing naturally.

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien



Butchers Blind

The eyes, the eyes are screaming, 'Help me. HELP ME!'.

Alberon


idunnosomename

Quote from: Phoenix Lazarus on December 01, 2022, 09:13:57 AMThe irony is that he thought that would look better than ageing naturally.
hes only born 1959. How bad could he have looked now otherwise?

Terry Torpid

Same age as Sean Bean, for example. And Hugh Laurie. Laurie looks old, but in a nice natural way.

And Weird Al!

Definitely should have left well enough alone.

Captain Z

I see Ant & Dec have not learned their lesson and are Cowelling up for the next series of Saturday Night Takeaway.

Ferris

Stranger in motion:

https://twitter.com/Torchlight5039/status/1598263761047285761

He doesn't look 63, really, so by that measure it has worked.

idunnosomename

It looks like his skull is getting longer. This is a right Father Ted's car of a job now

Captain Z

He doesn't look a day over 62 and a half.

Ferris

Well he looks like Muttley from Wacky Races, who is probably not 60+

Actually he might be in dog years.

Video Game Fan 2000

he looks like he exploded on the way to work

Butchers Blind

Surgeon laughing as he takes his money, "OK, Simon. See you next year. Hahahaha!"


idunnosomename

Shame he cant delete his face


Cuellar

His eyes are drifting further apart with each season

Ferris

How can his execrable talent show continue if his own face is too ludicrous to broadcast?

Ferris

Quote from: Ferris on December 01, 2022, 12:41:52 PMStranger in motion:

https://twitter.com/Torchlight5039/status/1598263761047285761

He doesn't look 63, really, so by that measure it has worked.

It's really disconcerting because I recognize his voice and mannerisms, but not the meat-shape from which it is emanating,


Alberon



I'd say 'but with a beard', but Cowell's looks painted on.

frajer

Christ almighty, the silly vain sod.

Looks like he survived an encounter with Jigsaw but at what cost.

Ferris


Captain Z

Reminds me of 2:49 in this video


Elderly Sumo Prophecy

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Some shite plastic surgery


I like how low down his ears are getting. Pretty soon he'll be wearing them on his fucking neck.