Activity Risk Percentage of Contracting Covid-19

[Abnormal Palm]

For clarification:

0% is no chance of catching covid-19 by doing this.

100% is you will definitely catch covid-19 by doing this.

Feel free to dispute any of these and make your own suggestions.

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Drinking sweat puddles down the ICU - 90%

Playing Ultimate Frisbee with some nurses - 30%

Unprotected sex with a stranger in the Morrisons bogs - 60%

Spitting contest with your neighbour over the fence - 20%

Watching The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - 0%

Rendez-vous de CHC98 dans une Ford Capri - 70%

Supermarket delivery arrival - 10%

Battle Garegga 2016 Premium Arrange Mode - 0%

Having a laff - 10%

[BlodwynPig]

Living a whole year in the bat caves of Wuhan but only eating hot cross buns supplied by drone - 5%

[idunnosomename]

Reading CaB 50%

[rue the polywhirl]

Doing handstands outside a hospital - 40%

Reviving the Mr Shake Hands Man character with various people in an emergency waiting room - 90%

Not washing hands for a month - 80%

Combining all 3 activities mentioned above - 100%

[Dex Sawash]

Clapping NHS - 19%