Wimblewrong 2023 Round 1 - Ferris vs Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

[touchingcloth]

It didn't even wind me up. It's pathetic.

[PlanktonSideburns]

HAH

[Ferris]

It didn't even wind me up. It's pathetic.

RATTLED

[PlanktonSideburns]

Alright Ferris give him a rest, you've had your fun, he's about to cry

[Ferris]

@touchingcloth's mum just rang my mum to say I was bullying him about his image height/width rules but I said no I never and she believed me haha.

[badaids]

He's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you ever done?

[touchingcloth]

Haha @Ferris has just DM'd me to say that his dad is a police and he's going to get him to arrest me for "splander", but I know for a fact this is a lie. IT IS PATHETIC.

[Ferris]

"My uncle works for Sony and he gave me the cheat codes for WimbleWrong 3D but I can't give them to you because they're on PlayStation 7 which isn't even out yet"

- @touchingcloth

[Ferris]

[edit: nah that wasn't funny and likely a bit too far in the pursuit of silliness. Like his mum!!!! Hahahah]

[touchingcloth]

Yeah? Well you see that extra pixel you added? You see it? Well, that extra pixel, it's pathetic.

[Ferris]

lmao

[touchingcloth]

One pixel cos it's the size of your da's cock.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Bit harsh mate, its only a game

[Vodkafone]

Troll

Possibly the best bit, love it.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

@selectivememory can I get a small extension on this one? The 72 hour time limit expires on Monday afternoon, it's taken me a little while to think of a return shot, and I have a commitment this evening. Say 8 hours to bring me up to around 23:00 Monday night?

[selectivememory]

Yeah, no worries

[Ferris]

Watch out, the Rule Police will get all eggy about it.

(I also have no issues with it! Take your time.)

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

[idunnosomename]

Poirot for bringing out Him and the extra pixel (although I suppose actually it was 600 extra pixels. incredible hubris! although still funny)

[superthunderstingcar]

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse is on fire, and thus gets my vote.

[selectivememory]

Oof... it's a tough one. Billionaire Blender was my favourite gag, but I think Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse maybe just about had the better of it across the four shots.

(plus I can't let Ferris get away with so flagrantly flouting the rules)

[Clive Dogshit]

Really liked the first two shots, just slightly more Ferris's.

[Fishfinger]

The Corpse's return was a belter, but begrudgingly going Ferris overall.

[Ferris]

This is not the first time my avatar has been fed into a meat grinder in a WimbleWrong match. I don't know how to feel about that.

[KaraokeDragon]

Flip me, I enjoyed this one. Gonna go Poirot. But thank you both :')

[Vodkafone]

Poirot for the sumptuous graphics.

[centristmelt]

Ferris for me - initial serve was the best shot of this year's competition so far

[Mr Farenheit]

Poirot Ferris in a meat grinder will never get old

[Cerys]

Poirot for how much I loved both shots.

[touchingcloth]

God damnit. I've been so wrapped up in shittalking Ferris that now I can't work out whether I should vote against him out of principle, for him by way of apology. I can't even decide whether it's funnier to vote for or against him.

Can I recuse myself and vote against selectivememory for having forced us into vigilante pixel-based justice?