Mike Hunt thread?

[Cough-Chutney]

Hello.

I would like to start a thread called 'Mike Hunt'

it's an interactive feature which enables you to say something out loud that is jolly rude but is perfectly legit.

Yes it's childish.

and your point?


so...


Mike Hunt Smells

(he works down the market selling fish)

or maybe

Mike Hunt is so wet.

(he's been standing out in the rain all morning selling fish)


if anyone fancies it....

[smoker]

i, er, don't think they will somehow. if i were you id erase the title and the content asap before you get shot down

[Cough-Chutney]

i, er, don't think they will somehow. if i were you id erase the title and the content asap before you get shot down

and what's so bad about being shot down?

[mayer]

i, er, don't think they will somehow. if i were you id erase the title and the content asap before you get shot down

and what's so bad about being shot down?

tell that to Americans in helicopters in Somalia.

but seriously folks, here's the place for writing what you think is funny.... perhaps here if it's actually creative.

this part of the forum is for discussing already out there and established comedy. hence Comedy Chat.

[Cough-Chutney]

i, er, don't think they will somehow. if i were you id erase the title and the content asap before you get shot down

and what's so bad about being shot down?

tell that to Americans in helicopters in Somalia.

but seriously folks, here's the place for writing what you think is funny.... perhaps here if it's actually creative.

this part of the forum is for discussing already out there and established comedy. hence Comedy Chat.

walks off with tail between legs muttering "I only wanted to have a laugh"

[Partridge's Love Child]

There's a time and a place for fun and enjoyment, and it's not on a comedy site.

Edit in response to mayer: That was my other option.

[mayer]

There's a time and a place for fun and enjoyment, and it's not on a comedy site.

you can't joke about in here.... this is the Comedy Room!

[Nearly Annually]

I'm glad you're mayer again. I kept getting european son mixed up with elderford. Bloody letters of the alphabet. Wankers.


Oh yes, the thread. Bum willy tampon. Hugh Jass.

[alan strang]

it's an interactive feature which enables you to say something out loud that is jolly rude but is perfectly legit.

Radio Active had a stuntman character called 'Mike Hunt' (or to give him his full introduction, "oh, so daring, Mike Hunt"). Deayton and Perkins certainly created him so they could say something out loud which was jolly rude but perfectly legit.

Why not use the thread to name other such examples of rude nom de plumes in comedy?

I'll start with Kenny Everett's spooner-baiting 'Cupid Stunt' and 'Mary Hinge'.

[Purple Tentacle]

Colin Hunt from The Fast Show

And not forgetting Wayne Carr of course.


Nah, this thread is shit.

[alan strang]

(looks around)

We're not in Kansas anymore...

[Speciality meat product]

Mr T Osser?
Mr B Oddie?

No you're right, it's shit.

[Neville Chamberlain]

Mr. P. Nesshead

Hahahaha!! We're just naming stuff of of IAP1! Well shoot me down and call me a pleb.

[Cough-Chutney]

Mr. P. Nesshead

Hahahaha!! We're just naming stuff of of IAP1! Well shoot me down and call me a pleb.

Herr E. Bitz

R. Spandit

[MonkeyDrummer]

not really in the same vain, but it came to mind. When I went to Leeds festival a couple of years ago, we were camped in area R7. It provided endless jokes about going to R7, taking someone to R7. etc etc.

Believe me. It was hilarious.

[TJ]

(C) 1982 Sinclair Research Ltd.

[Cough-Chutney]

On a similar vain I made a short film a few years back and we had a lot of fun comign up with names of people for credits.  here's a few:

Catering: Scott Chegg
Stylist: Herr Dresser
Costume: Perrigrin Trousers
Make-up: Rosie Cheeks


any others?

[Speciality meat product]

Colin Occupiersofintraplanetaryspacecraft

Just watch the credits to any Reeves and Mortimer sketch in 'The Smell of...', they come up with loads.

[Morrisfan82]

Steve Tronics
Xerxes Ultrasack
Victoria Microharness
Hubert Valves-Pisscork
Jesus Poo-Pump

[Regular John]

Hamilton Multirape

[Darrell]

This is now the 'crap Morris-aping names' thread, is it?

[Neville Chamberlain]

This is now the 'crap Morris-aping names' thread, is it?

Yes it is.

Baxter Fudgethread.
Hamilton Norgeloyles.
Fatima Mudflap.

[mayer]

This is now the 'crap Morris-aping names' thread, is it?

hey! i'll have you know my Dr. Strangelove referencing was class!

[Cough-Chutney]

This is now the 'crap Morris-aping names' thread, is it?

If you don't like it pal, then take a hike.

Ivor Bigun
Dick Tugger
Paul W. Anker

[Morrisfan82]

This is now the 'crap Morris-aping names' thread, is it?

Yes because Chris Morris is the only person ever who made up funny-sounding names, and as such any funny names I come up with ever are merely an fawning imitatory shadow of his godlike genius. What WAS I thinking. And this thread's standards started off so high too.

[TJ]

This is now the 'crap Morris-aping names' thread, is it?

If you don't like it pal, then take a hike.

Woah there trolly. You've had your fun with ten hilarious posts aimed at baiting other posters, but it's time to calm down now...

[Cough-Chutney]

This is now the 'crap Morris-aping names' thread, is it?

Yes because Chris Morris is the only person ever who made up funny-sounding names, and as such any funny names I come up with ever are merely an fawning imitatory shadow of his godlike genius. What WAS I thinking. And this thread's standards started off so high too.

Please lead me away to be shot.
I came on a Chris Morris comedy forum and started having a laugh

Christ all fucking mighty (c)

[Cough-Chutney]

This is now the 'crap Morris-aping names' thread, is it?

If you don't like it pal, then take a hike.

Woah there trolly. You've had your fun with ten hilarious posts aimed at baiting other posters, but it's time to calm down now...

I'm not trying to bait anyone.

I'm calm.

serene... even

[fanny splendid]

How come we never get any trolls aping Peter Cook...

Phil Ayshow (damn you Q, one day, one day...)

[Cough-Chutney]

How come we never get any trolls aping Peter Cook...

Phil Ayshow (damn you Q, one day, one day...)

Perhaps we'll return to this...

"I'm sure we will"