Mike Hunt thread?

[Partridge's Love Child]

How come we never get any trolls aping Peter Cook...

There's literally thousands of people who come on here and don't do anything.

[TraceyQ]

How come we never get any trolls aping Peter Cook...
Phil Ayshow (damn you Q, one day, one day...)

It will never happen. Never! Do you hear me?

Mwahahahahahaha!!!

Hello, newb... are you a cock really or have we all got you wrong and we should all start again?

[Cough-Chutney]

How come we never get any trolls aping Peter Cook...
Phil Ayshow (damn you Q, one day, one day...)

It will never happen. Never! Do you hear me?

Mwahahahahahaha!!!

Hello, newb... are you a cock really or have we all got you wrong and we should all start again?

If you are referring to me.
I used to spend many hours on here under the alias Smack My Knackers, then I had to go away on work and couldn't get access to the site again.
When I returned I had to re-register.

Anyway.
I did not mean to put anyone's back up.
I am definately not a troll sort of person.

I tried to rspond to a few replies and it got a bit silly really

Should've kept me mouth shut

[TraceyQ]

Ah, I see, you should remember we're a bit of a precious lot. We take all this verrrrr seriously in a not-taking-it-seriously-at-all-kinda way.

Can we start again?
Everyone?

[Schlippy]

I used to know a lad named Iwan Peverett.

He was always having a K. inserted as a middle initial, and his surname mis-spelled as either 'Perevett' or 'Leverett(s)'. Strangely enough, the rabbits one pissed him off much more than the pervert one.

[Purple Tentacle]

When I went home a month ago I was amazed and delighted to see a local news reporter called

"Romilley Weeks"



Incidentally did anybody catch Paxman last night going through the newspapers at the end, and saying

"....and The Sun go with the story of a soap star pleasuring himself dressed as Captain Hook. Goodnight."

[TraceyQ]

"pleasuring himself"

Don't you just love that phrase?

[Still Not George]

Wow. Trollbollocks to post-Morris references to injokes to wanking thread, all in 2 pages.

Don't you just love this place?

[Cough-Chutney]

"pleasuring himself"

Don't you just love that phrase?

made me laugh.
In the paper it talks about how this woman decided after 6 months that Grantham was a perv and cut him off

6 months!!

what was she thinking during this 6 months exactly?

Poor Leslie.

[TraceyQ]

Don't you just love this place?

Yes. In a very special way

<stares>

[Still Not George]

I just done me a google search for "What you staring at?", and all I could find was these:





So you'll have to make do with them.

[Synchronised Cocks]

on the subject of silly names here's Leicester City's Paul Dickov.

(Pull dick off. Get it? hehehe)

:-)

[butnut]

Wasn't there a Dutch player called Johan de Kock? And there's Nicky Butt, of course. Hilarious.

[mr rou-rou]

I used to have a Mike Hunt tshirt until my mum twigged one day while ironing it and it was turned into dusters :(

not the one pictured though, mine was a low key affair, it just said in quite small print 'mike hunt'. I think it was made by Split Skates.

[El Unicornio, mang]

There's some good baseball ones:

Albert Pujols (pronounced poo-holes)
and
Coco Crisp
Don't believe me?: http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/team/player.jsp?player_id=424825

[Ambient Sheep]

Les Bian

in honour of the Upper Mealines gang

[butnut]

Who was that Dutch MP that someone mentioned here a month or so ago? He had a silly name.

[Ambient Sheep]

Who was that Dutch MP that someone mentioned here a month or so ago? He had a silly name.

Wim Kok?

No, that's a different one, I think.

Christ, I'm bored.

[butnut]

It was something to do with Kok, but I thought both names were funny. I think it's buried somewhere in 'Cool things' or 'nothing of note to say'.

[smoker]

Who was that Dutch MP that someone mentioned here a month or so ago? He had a silly name.

hertz van rental, the dutch undersecretary for finance?

[Timmay]

The multi-national company that is Siemens had a company policy of when the phones are answered, they have to announce the company (Siemens) and the location you've reached. So, "Good morning, Siemens Bracknell" or "Good afternoon, Siemens Milton Keynes" for example.

They then opened their offices in Staines, and rumour has it that they've still kept the policy going there. I for one would love to ring and find out, but can't be arsed.

[Partridge's Love Child]

Christ, is this thread still going?  Oh well, if you can't beat 'em.

Direct quote from Barry Davies during the Euro '96 semi-final:

The Germans have got the ball - Kuntz.

[Cough-Chutney]

Christ, is this thread still going?  Oh well, if you can't beat 'em.

Direct quote from Barry Davies during the Euro '96 semi-final:

The Germans have got the ball - Kuntz.

And I was mocked, lambasted even, for starting this thread!

how bout

Stefan E. Rect