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[Nearly Annually]

You could listen to eleven verses of 21 seconds and still have time for a 9 second hand shandy.

[Regular John]

You could listen to eleven verses of 21 seconds and still have time for a 9 second hand shandy.

Would you really be in the mood though?

[FrizzBit]

Did you ever play that game at school where you stood against a wall and held your breath while someone pushed down really hard on your chest until you blacked out and had a sort of epileptic fit - twitching and stuff. You'd come round after a few seconds but you'd have the impression you'd been out for hours and have vivid memories of flashing lights and noises and colours?

No?
Just me?

[weekender]

No, but when I was younger, I played the 'game' when if you're stoned, you crouch down and stare at a particular spot on the ground, then breathe rapidly onto that spot as fast as you can and after about two minutes, stand up.  You black out in the manner as described above.  I actually fell out of a tree doing that*, which was what convinced me to stop.

*really, I did - but it was preplanned so I fell for about eight foot onto about two foot's worth of broken branches and leaves so I didn't hurt myself too badly.

[hoverdonkey]

Read this thread - twice

[Jet Set Willy]

Did you ever play that game at school where you stood against a wall and held your breath while someone pushed down really hard on your chest until you blacked out and had a sort of epileptic fit - twitching and stuff. You'd come round after a few seconds but you'd have the impression you'd been out for hours and have vivid memories of flashing lights and noises and colours?

No?
Just me?

I think they just wanted an excuse to feel your chest. And you were out for hours, but I don't think I need to go into any more detail.

[FrizzBit]

:O

I was at an all-girls convent school!

That's a pretty sweet idea for a porn though....

[Jet Set Willy]

:O

I was at an all-girls convent school!

That's a pretty sweet idea for a porn though....

I dont think "sweet" would be the word I'd use!

[FrizzBit]

What would the title be?
'The Attack Of The Lesbo Convent Slut Rapists'?

Not catchy enough methinks...

[Partridge's Love Child]

I was at an all-girls convent school!

New chick alert.

Heh, bebbeh.

[fanny splendid]

I was at an all-girls convent school!

New chick alert.

Heh, bebbeh.

Hairy janitor?

[Gazeuse]

Go from 0 to 30mph in the Mini.

[Timmay]

You could listen to most of John Cage's 4'33", and miss the (IMO) boring 33 seconds at the end of it.

[Nearly Annually]

:-)

I was at an all-girls convent school!

Yes, that is something of a red rag isn't it. < pats the seat beside him >

[Partridge's Love Child]

That's my knee.

You could listen to most of John Cage's 4'33", and miss the (IMO) boring 33 seconds at the end of it.

I prefer the Mike Batt cover version.

[Nearly Annually]

Oi, I didn't say < seats the pat beside him >.


See what I've done there.

[Partridge's Love Child]

Yes, Matthew.

We're doing it again, aren't we.  Fuggit, it's slow this week anyway, and these threads aren't doing it for me.

I wonder how many people we can annoy in four minutes...

[Morrisfan82]

I prefer the Mike Batt cover version.

Now there's a phrase you don't hear every day.

Earlier this week it would have taken four minutes to start raining, stop raining, and then start raining again. However it's nice and sunny today, so I have a chubby.