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Started by shoulders, May 26, 2022, 09:49:22 PM
Quote from: PlanktonSideburns on May 26, 2022, 10:16:49 PMWalking down a hill in some cute town in French Switzerland, and someone came out the door of a cafe with a camel. Might be a perfectly ordinary thing there I dunno
Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on May 26, 2022, 10:28:14 PMImagining this a bit like when Coop comes face-to-face with the Llama in Twin Peaks.
Quote from: idunnosomename on May 26, 2022, 09:58:09 PMno, an oblong of fired clay has never come out of my anus
Quote from: dissolute ocelot on May 26, 2022, 10:29:54 PMI thought fear would produce shit that's more like liquid cement. And then I did some research...Some websites suggest that when you're scared you get constipated, and after you're constipated you shit a very hard thing that might be confused with a brick.Is this true? Which fears make you constipated, and which make you emit explosive diarrhoea? And can I get a research grant for this?
Quote from: Psybro on May 27, 2022, 12:18:45 AMAt a drive-thru safari park, while I was looking the other way a zebra stuck it's entire head through the open window and snatched the bag of animal feed right off my lap, which is also where I keep my cock.
Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on May 27, 2022, 12:13:31 AMMaybe it's an evolutionary thing to stop you needing to leave evidence for predators. Some critters eat their jobbies if they're scared don't they?
Quote from: Pink Gregory on May 27, 2022, 01:33:47 AMSeen it suggested that, as a defence against mugging or assault, a good idea is just to shit yourself.
Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on May 27, 2022, 12:20:07 AMWait, are you just copping to doing the 'popcorn trick' in a safari park?
Quote from: Lord Mandrake on May 27, 2022, 12:07:16 AMSaw a house made out of oblongs.
Quote from: Replies From View on May 27, 2022, 07:41:02 AMThe word oblong makes me shit bricks. Until recently it had never been uttered outside of 1982 episodes of Playgroup.I don't know what's changed - maybe you could shed a light.
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