We've Not Sustained A Limerick Thread In Months!

[morgs]

Written with my new Sharpie pen

I'm a big fan of Cohen

[Sexton Brackets Drugbust]

When he fights old Jim Bowen

[morgs]

Or shits over old Dirty Den.


Eastenders went out live this week

[the midnight watch baboon]

I guess that's an Olympian tweak?

[Ginyard]

Billy M said "I think"

[Jemble Fred]

"And therefore I stink!"
Well he might have done, I didn't peek.


There once was a Dark Knight from Gotham

[the midnight watch baboon]

Who liked to steal coffees then froth 'em,

[Sexton Brackets Drugbust]

What he'd do with a Mocha

[Clatty McCutcheon]

It was truly a shocker.

[mbedd]

He'd sing Van Halen and Lee Roth 'em.

Then with cocoa around his lips

[Cerys]

And a doughnut attached to his hips

[mbedd]

He sprinkles some nutmeg

[KnuckleSupper]

and stands on one leg

[Cerys]

Doing sex demonstrations for crips.

There was a Hungarian squid

[Ginyard]

Who went on to ebay and bid

[Cerys]

About forty-eight pee

[mbedd]

but then felt poorly,
when post and packing made a total six quid

                                             

[the midnight watch baboon]

The object of his terrible bidding?

[Cerys]

The Lumleyesque vag - I'm not kidding!

[NoSleep]

With its Gurkha tattoos

[Sexton Brackets Drugbust]

That got it in the news

[the midnight watch baboon]

MY GOD IT NEEDS SOMEHOW RIDDING!

Morning! Mornings aren't good for rhyming.

[Ginyard]

Thought Flash Gordon as he buggered Prince Vultan

[the midnight watch baboon]

He then did a poo,

[Cerys]

Which was nothing new

[Ginyard]

And through a sheep off of a cliff

There once was a judge from Torquay

[NoSleep]

who knew how to spend 20p

[Jemble Fred]

He'd go to Gleneagles,
Then, naked, spread-eagled,

[Cerys]

Get jiggy with Oosthuizen's tee.

Gleneagles, a place for a golfer,

[NoSleep]

No good if your needs include sulphur.