Star Trek: TNG Mafia Day 1 -- The hall is rented, the orchestra engaged.

[BlodwynPig]

Remember to unvote me if you voted in error.

Sorry boss.

[pancreas]

I don't appear to have attracted any votes. I was a brilliant mayor last time.

[Delete Delete Delete]

Vote pancreas

[BlodwynPig]

Vote pancreas

Can you give your reasoning, boss?

[Rizla]

Hey gang. Liz "mad Lizzie" Shelby here, I'm an ambitious no-nonsense career minded gal who's up for lezzing or doing it with alien robots or whatever. I know precisely fuck all about TNG so let's USE THE FORCE, LOOK!

vote Pancreas

[Danger Man]

lezzing

Join us.

[Delete Delete Delete]

Can you give your reasoning, boss?

Hey asked for a Vote.

[BlodwynPig]

done with this grifting.

Got engines to neer.

[Kryton]

I'm off to the Holodeck to watch some porn pretend I'm in a forest or something. Gonna lock the door though.

[Cerys]

Worried that someone will off you while you frolic?

[Kryton]

Worried that someone will off you while you frolic?

Frolic... yes.

[Jim Bob]

My name is Khan Singh by the way, one of the good guys, obviously.

[Cerys]

KHAAAAAAAN!

[Kryton]

My name is Khan Singh by the way, one of the good guys, obviously.

But can you?

[Jim Bob]

But can you?

Given half a chance...

[Delete Delete Delete]

My name is Khan Singh by the way, one of the good guys, obviously.

Hang on Khan never appeared in TNG.

[BlodwynPig]

I have information

[Jim Bob]

Hang on Khan never appeared in TNG.

Well, the thing about that is... OH, LOOK OVER THERE! A TRIBBLE!

*runs away down the corridor and promptly falls down a lift shaft*

[Prison Biscuits]

vote Jim Bob

[Danger Man]

Hang on Khan never appeared in TNG.

Obviously pretending to be a non-white character to get the sympathy vote....

[Kryton]

Nobody talking?

[earl_sleek]

I've been busy sorting and cleaning my medical tricorders. God, the state Beverley left Sickbay in!

Perhaps discussing how we're gonna go about identifying the shapeshifters would be a good start, without it turning into the biggest bloodbath of Starfleet officers since Wolf 359.

[Jim Bob]

I'm telling you, guys and gals; that Prison Biscuits is shifty.

[earl_sleek]

What makes you think that?

[Kryton]

Right fuck it. I'm being blackmailed. I have knowledge as to who a possible shape-shifter is. This person has threatened me and declared 'my next move determines my fate!'.
We can communicate and things have come out.
I'm going to take a HUGE chance here and name them at the expense of my life (and being a snitch). I've weighed up the pros and cons and this will probably lead me to any number of deaths for me, but the ONLY advantage I have is by saying this and hoping for a Town/Crew advantage from day one, possibly at the cost of my life.

If I don't speak, my life might be spared for one or two nights as they're banking on me being silent and holding the advantage of my life for one or two nights/days via blackmail/threat of death, however having thought about this I think my only real option is to name and shame them and have them hanged. If I'm wrong and they've deliberately misled me you can kill me in the night or hang me the next day.

I literally have nothing to lose.

Thus I declare we Vote Blodwyn Pig as a shape shifter. If I'm wrong you can kill me. Either way this is the ONLY advantage I have, rather than spending every next night wondering when they'll silence me when they've run out of crew targets.

Sorry Blodwyn but I'm putting my life on the line to declare you a traitor.

Crew: You have no reason to believe me, but this is the wisest move I can make on the limited info I have. My advice, if this goes through, keep an eye on the votes, see who may or may not vote or abstain.

Either I'm lying and risking my own neck for no good reason or I'm telling the truth with the info I know.
I am not sure why Blodwyn would risk me knowing and I assume his threats would buy him a little time?

I hope I've made the right choice, but fuck it... Post.

[Jim Bob]

What makes you think that?

It's Prison Biscuits!  Can't be trusting Prison Biscuits!

[Jim Bob]

Prison Biscuits can wait... for now.

Vote Blodwyn Pig

[Kryton]

I WAS considering silence but his 'I have information' thing scared me into thinking he's gonna fuck me up with some bluffing.
Crew trust me on this, if I'm wrong dispose of me how you like.

[Prison Biscuits]

Right fuck it. I'm being blackmailed. I have knowledge as to who a possible shape-shifter is. This person has threatened me

How do you have this knowledge?

[madhair60]

(Drinking heavily)

this is so stressful!!