Kev Mud's Winning Puns

[Crunk]

How can you smell your dog's nose?
I don't have any eye deer lol whoop

[idunnosomename]

Really adds to it seeing them with their ring binders, clipboards, or the ultimate not arsed of reading them off their phone

[MrMealDeal]

Without Tim Vine competing, saying you're the UK pun champion is much like saying you're the darts world champion when you really won the BDO in Frimley Green

[frajer]

I was late for my job - at the alarm clock factory!!

Thought I hit the snooze button but turns out it was the "lose" button! Because I lost my job.

Also my nose runs and my feet smell.

Thank you for your time.