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Houses of Porniment

Started by Bobloblawslawbomb, April 27, 2022, 01:25:05 PM

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Sebastian Cobb

Honestly if more tories had a big wank every now and then maybe they'd be a little less vindictive.

idunnosomename

the whole palace of westminster would be flooded with tory cum

jenna appleseed

He's getting proper ratio'd/trolled on twitter re his statement "regarding recent allegations" and somebody posted this



Also turns out he appeared on GBnews just the other day discussing the porn watching tory who definitely wasn't him
https://twitter.com/PoliticsJOE_UK/status/1520054609548611584


Ferris

Quote from: idunnosomename on April 30, 2022, 12:40:32 AMthe whole palace of westminster would be flooded with tory cum

Enoch powell considers rewrite

jenna appleseed

^ if you want a wanker for a neighbour don't vote Labour?


kalowski

Hand to hand meets hand Parish.

flotemysost

Quote from: Janie Jones on April 29, 2022, 04:04:16 PMI think it's sometimes done as a little power game to make people feel unsettled. I don't know how many posters who identify as women have had this happen to them (e.g. on public transport) but most of my woman friends have experienced it.

Never experienced it myself, but loads of women I know have. I feel the same about the other ways in which men do this though, the topless calendars in staff rooms and all that. It's like another little reminder, just in case you forgot, that ultimately you'll never really hold any power, straight cis men are always going to call the shots in life. I know that probably reads like a hysterical feminist overreaction but that's honestly how it makes me feel.

I sometimes have to access stuff relating to erotica books in my job, and I remember once opening a web page (it was actually something really dry - historical sales for some Ann Summers short story collection published about 30 years ago) which set off my company's (at the time) ludicrously dramatic YOU HAVE TRIED TO ACCESS A RESTRICTED WEBSITE!!! REPENT!!! blaring siren alert. Had to call IT so they could allow me to access pages with RUDE WORDS in them.

Now I can just watch grot all day at work and no one can tell me off, it's great! Nah, not really. But it's kind of nuts that the wifi in Parliament (assuming there must be) didn't clock that someone was accessing this stuff on site (though I appreciate there might be a need to be able to access to material likely to be blocked by family filters in there).

Staggering SWERFiness from the cunt's wife there, though depressingly not a shock either.

#68
QuoteIt takes two to tango, there must be women posing for all this


imitationleather

Just seen he's 65. Thought for a second that means I've still got at least another thirty years of pornography viewing ahead of me and felt a proper chill up my spine.

Butchers Blind

If he wants to look at some grumble that's fine, but there's a time and place for it. I believe there is a members bar at Westminster.

Quote from: flotemysost on April 30, 2022, 10:16:36 AM...which set off my company's (at the time) ludicrously dramatic YOU HAVE TRIED TO ACCESS A RESTRICTED WEBSITE!!! REPENT!!! blaring siren alert. Had to call IT so they could allow me to access pages with RUDE WORDS in them.

Not dissimilar to my experience of a few years back. During a food hygiene inspection a takeaway owner said he suspected that the new chicken supplier touting for business in the area was illegal and asked me to look into it. And that's the story I told our I.T. department when they asked why I'd  repeatedly tried to access a website called Euro Chicks. 


Zero Gravitas

Quote from: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61284686He said the first time was accidental after looking at tractors, but the second time was deliberate.

Hardest I've laughed in weeks.

JamesTC

QuoteIn an exclusive interview with BBC South West, he said: "The situation was that - funnily enough it was tractors I was looking at. I did get into another website that had a very similar name and I watched it for a bit which I shouldn't have done. But my crime - biggest crime - is that on another occasion I went in a second time."

Zero Gravitas

I'm not going to sleep until I find this mucky AlldaysAndOnions.com he's lying about.

imitationleather


Zero Gravitas

It's a whole lifestyle, you wouldn't understand.


Ferris


Martin Van Buren Stan

Quote from: Martin Van Buren Stan on April 27, 2022, 01:59:19 PMIs it possible that he was just browsing twitter and a video briefly popped up? Seems hard to believe he'd do it in the chamber where there are dozens of seats above and all around from every angle.

Well I was wrong as fuck. I think my problem was thinking of it from a normal, rational person's perspective which virtually no Tories are.

Video Game Fan 2000



JaDanketies

"I tried to type John Deere tractor but my bloody autocorrect keeps changing everything to bukkake."

I'm amazed he did an interview before resigning. Just resign! Don't go on the bloody telly when everyone knows you're a fucking wrongun openly looking at pornhub in work meetings. I guess if he had shame like a normal person he wouldn't have looked at porn in work meetings, nor would he be a Tory MP

Mr Gruts

Stats from Popbitch....
 
When Damian Green's laptop got seized in the last Tory porn scandal (2017) Parliament was keeping official tabs on the number of attempts made to access pornography on parliamentary computers. Sadly, these numbers no longer seem to be published as Parliament's cyber-security team say it poses a 'threat'.

The scale of the problem was pretty big even then though. One of the final months there's official data for (Sept 2016) shows 32,164 attempts made in 30 days – roughly 1,070 a day. To put that in context, that's someone trying to access porn once a minute, every minute, ~18 hours a day.

Even more unsettling, ministerial lust looks to be a two-way street. Cross-referencing PornHub's end-of-year data for 2016 shows that two British politicians drove significant traffic on their list of celebrity searches that year: Theresa May (382,842 searches) and Boris Johnson (112,214).

Alberon


JamesTC

Quote from: Alberon on April 30, 2022, 04:40:39 PMHe's got a new job as an extra on Blake's 7.

The porn parody, Bukkake's 7.

prelektric

Tractors? What? Why was he looking at tractors anyway? How does that lead to porn? Bloody hell, this is a complete shit show. Regardless of his outfit.

Fucking hell, is this where we are at now? Or is this another convenient dead cat?

JamesTC

Quote from: prelektric on April 30, 2022, 05:17:55 PMTractors? What? Why was he looking at tractors anyway? How does that lead to porn? Bloody hell, this is a complete shit show. Regardless of his outfit.

Fucking hell, is this where we are at now? Or is this another convenient dead cat?

He's a farmer.

prelektric


Fabian Thomsett