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Houses of Porniment

Started by Bobloblawslawbomb, April 27, 2022, 01:25:05 PM

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Catalogue of ills

Quote from: Ferris on May 02, 2022, 02:53:20 PMIt is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man in possession of a good tractor pic, must be in want of a wank.

Tractors used to really do it for me, but these days I'd describe myself as someone who's not really going to do that joke, don't worry.

Ferris

Sow seed/plow furrow/"special" tractor pull?

There's a lot of obvious ones out there. Well done everyone for avoiding them (except me).

beanheadmcginty

My sister used to be a teacher at a school in rural Devon and whenever a tractor drove past the classroom window all the  lads would leap up to watch it go by and comment on its relative merits, so maybe there's something in this.

Johnny Yesno

Like other normal lovely people, once I accidentally crossed the porn site threshold in public, I realised I didn't give a shit about the shame and was compelled to watch videos in plain sight for a bit.

(BTW, I don't think anyone has linked to the BBC article and interview yet so here it is: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61284686)

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: beanheadmcginty on May 02, 2022, 03:41:45 PMMy sister used to be a teacher at a school in rural Devon and whenever a tractor drove past the classroom window all the  lads would leap up to watch it go by and comment on its relative merits, so maybe there's something in this.

You can drive a tractor at 16, farmer kid at school used to cruise past the gates in his sometimes.

JesusAndYourBush

It's a slippery slope, a gateway drug.... you start with tractors and soon you're looking at photos of combine harvesters, and for real perverts there's that specially built thing NASA used to pull their rockets into place.  Then you start lusting after the rockets but that's a whole different genre.

Johnny Yesno


Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: Johnny Yesno on May 02, 2022, 04:50:40 PMTORIES CUM

Someone should cumify Matt cartoons like people do with Ben Garrison ones.

Captain Z

I get turned on by pictures of vehicles, all the different types of vehicle...







Plane...




...all the different vehicles.

thenoise

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on May 02, 2022, 03:48:51 PMYou can drive a tractor at 16, farmer kid at school used to cruise past the gates in his sometimes.
16? Old enough to plough. Especially if it's rape.

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: prelektric on April 30, 2022, 05:17:55 PMTractors? What? Why was he looking at tractors anyway? How does that lead to porn? Bloody hell, this is a complete shit show. Regardless of his outfit.

Fucking hell, is this where we are at now? Or is this another convenient dead cat?

Dead cats all the way down

Pinball

Dominator Tractors. To go with his Gangbang Jeans and Bukkake Beer.

flotemysost

Quote from: Voltan (Man of Steel) on April 30, 2022, 02:16:40 PMNot dissimilar to my experience of a few years back. During a food hygiene inspection a takeaway owner said he suspected that the new chicken supplier touting for business in the area was illegal and asked me to look into it. And that's the story I told our I.T. department when they asked why I'd  repeatedly tried to access a website called Euro Chicks.

I'm sure I've posted it here before but my friend's octogenarian godfather had "black silky cocks" on his PC search history, as he'd been speaking to someone who bred Silkie chickens and was interested in how much they cost, apparently. Just one of many agricultural loophole opportunities missed by this fool.

In seriousness though, most of us have probably *accidentally* got a porn search result when looking for something else, if there aren't filters on - it happened earlier today when I was trying to find a specific old CaB thread, for example - but the majority of the time those links are hardly ambiguous and it's not that hard to, you know, not click on that search result. And then not keep the link open, and not continue watching it. While you're at work.


TrenterPercenter

Fat Willy's Surf Shack
Jamaican Jerk Sauce
The Annals of Tacticus
W. Anchorage, Alaska
Mike Gapes


PlanktonSideburns


Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: TrenterPercenter on May 02, 2022, 10:24:09 PMFat Willy's Surf Shack
Jamaican Jerk Sauce
The Annals of Tacticus
W. Anchorage, Alaska
Mike Gapes


Everybody talk about pop muzik


Sebastian Cobb


jenna appleseed

Popbitch's latest themed audio quiz is making Sex Farm & I've got a brand new combine harvester jokes so we don't have to.

https://popbitch.com/aquiz/club-popbitch-audio-quiz-131/

Johnny Yesno

Neil Parish really is Charlie Higson's least convincing comedy character.


Exclusive: Pornography Watching MP Neil Parish on Why He Did it & Telling His Family | Lorraine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmlxAdDywZM

Quote from: Johnny Yesno on July 06, 2022, 03:11:49 AMCharlie Higson's least convincing comedy character.

Haha. Perfect :D

Mobius

He literally does sound like a caller from Down The Line