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Oxford v Cambridge boat race is full of shit

Started by Underturd, March 27, 2024, 02:10:24 PM

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Underturd

March 27, 2024, 02:10:24 PM


The rowers have been told not to enter the Thames, because E-coli has been detected in the water, so if they capsize they're fucked.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-68674088

Johnny Yesno

#2
March 27, 2024, 02:20:49 PM
Quote[Thames Water] discharged sewage into the Greater London area of the River Thames for 1,914 hours from the start of 2024 up to 26 March.

That's 79.75 days in less than three months.

idunnosomename

#3
March 27, 2024, 02:23:24 PM
you'd pay six quid for that sample in one of the pubs on the riverbank

cheesebot

#4
March 27, 2024, 02:28:33 PM
Quote from: idunnosomename on March 27, 2024, 02:23:24 PMyou'd pay six quid for that sample in one of the pubs on the riverbank

mmmmm sour!

Zero Gravitas

#5
March 27, 2024, 02:30:34 PM
Quote from: idunnosomename on March 27, 2024, 02:23:24 PMyou'd pay six quid for that sample in one of the pubs on the riverbank

If they never find the disturbed masonry and snorkel, they'll never know!

madhair60

#6
March 27, 2024, 02:30:38 PM
i hope they do it and they capsize and they all get e.coli

Norton Canes

#7
March 27, 2024, 02:35:34 PM
In their cox

Buelligan

#8
March 27, 2024, 02:39:21 PM
They say London is the Venice of privatised sewage systems.

shiftwork2

#9
March 27, 2024, 02:41:13 PM
Two exclusive Universities row up the Thames.

Underturd

#10
March 27, 2024, 02:41:40 PM
Quote from: Norton Canes on March 27, 2024, 02:35:34 PMIn their cox

Obvious but made me grin anyway :-)

shiftwork2

#11
March 27, 2024, 02:44:06 PM
I can imagine Bosto going to this in his jeans /sheux.

Glebe

#12
March 27, 2024, 02:48:26 PM

Captain Z

#13
March 27, 2024, 05:27:09 PM
Good news for anyone who needs an emergency 'clean' urine sample.

Goldentony

#14
March 27, 2024, 05:34:37 PM
hopefully they barrell roll and emerge as skeletons

Glebe

#15
March 27, 2024, 05:38:07 PM

Bad news Oxbrige
E-coli's ruined raaaaace

BlodwynPig

#16
March 27, 2024, 05:52:17 PM
Quote from: madhair60 on March 27, 2024, 02:30:38 PMi hope they do it and they capsize and they all get e.coli

Hate to break it to you, but you're full of e.coli.

madhair60

#17
March 27, 2024, 05:55:18 PM
don't you think i know that, god damn you!

Buelligan

#18
March 27, 2024, 06:19:39 PM
I wonder if they'll have a paddle.

Underturd

#19
March 27, 2024, 06:22:04 PM
Quote from: BlodwynPig on March 27, 2024, 05:52:17 PMHate to break it to you, but you're full of e.coli.

Got to love those faecal coliforms.

BlodwynPig

#20
March 27, 2024, 06:29:28 PM
Quote from: madhair60 on March 27, 2024, 05:55:18 PMdon't you think i know that, god damn you!

madhair60

#21
March 27, 2024, 06:34:44 PM
it is a good day to diarrhoea

dissolute ocelot

#22
March 27, 2024, 09:30:22 PM
If you piss in the river in Oxford how long before it reaches London? It does have to go through Reading and Slough first, so they may steal all your piss before it gets to Putney.

Ferris

#23
March 27, 2024, 09:52:33 PM
Quote from: madhair60 on March 27, 2024, 06:34:44 PMit is a good day to diarrhoea

If that's a die hard 5 joke, very good.

If not, disregard my praise.

Sonny_Jim

#24
March 27, 2024, 10:41:38 PM
Quote from: Glebe on March 27, 2024, 05:38:07 PM

Bad news Oxbrige
E-coli's ruined raaaaace

The conversation is flowing like it would between a geezer and his maaaaaate

pancreas

#25
March 28, 2024, 12:22:43 AM
Quote from: madhair60 on March 27, 2024, 06:34:44 PMit is a good day to diarrhoea

very good. you can't have been the first, but very good.

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