YO! HAVE YOU HEARD OF JOCKMATE?

[dontpaintyourteeth]

jockmate! its fun, exciting,totally confidential and always free to join! the best place to meet and chat with hundreds, no, thousands of scotch men worldwide

[steve98]

Weegie-Waffle's good too (if you're interested in waffles (And can understand the Glasgow accent))

[Video Game Fan 2000]

I'm on Taffr

[Ferris]

It only occurred to me recently that growing up in the midlands I'd use "taff" as slang to steal, and that's probably very xenophobic re: our disadvantaged welsh cousins.

I'm getting that out there now in case one of you tries to #cancel me 20 years after the fact.