Mary Cummins

[Video Game Fan 2000]

loved the scene of Cunt van Poof dancing out of the top of a vat at the spermbank with his jizzmoppers brush

if the woke police think they'll stop me showing this to my kids theyve got another thing CUMMING

[Theoretical Dentist]

A spoonful of sugar indeed.

[Mr Vegetables]

Spunking cumming obelisk of sexy British blokeus

[Huxleys Babkins]

A British wank is run with precision

[Video Game Fan 2000]

i have bad news, the classic british character Mary Cummins has be renamed by Disney and now must be called Diversity Shrinkflation

the classic musical number we all remember CUM GLORIOUS CUM has been retooled as LETS BE THANKFUL FOR THE ELDERLY

[The Bumlord]

Tuppence
Tuppence
Tuppence a wank


Oi think Oi'll have a wank of my own for free, Maori Parpens