Jeff Milks

[Cleveland Steamer]

Minimalist dairy creamer. Saw him in '98 squirting udders of full fat lactose across the club right into peoples eyes. He used to play the Lurpak Embassy and the stink after one of his sets would take weeks to air out.

[Cleveland Steamer]

Everyone getting trapped in curdled milk-gurt, all coming down and realising they're set in a great disgusting foam mattress of young cheese.

[Cleveland Steamer]

Rolling on Babybel, when he puts the drop in the milking machine all the cows get low.

[Cleveland Steamer]

Ministry of Curd: Jeff Milks, Cathedral City Craig and DJ Eczema. Sick as fuck. Anyone else still can't get the stench out of their parachute pants?

[Vodkafone]

Enjoying these.

[Glebe]