Morning, bum flakes!

[Glebe]

Morning, bum flakes!

"I beg thine pardons?"

Morning, bum flakes! Cor, you ain't 'alf looking flakey!

"I don't have to listen to this! Begone!"

Bum flakes!

[frajer]

I always start my day with a hearty bowl of Kellogg's Claggy Nut Bum Flakes!*

_{*Other brands of bum flakes are available.}

[Glebe]

I always start my day with a hearty bowl of Kellogg's Claggy Nut Bum Flakes!*

_{*Other brands of bum flakes are available.}

Fresh and wholesome, good to please!

Other brands are indeed available, including choc bum flakes, crunch butt flakes and more!

[anton dick]

In America they're called Cap'n Bum's Bum Berries. Imagine that!

[Poobum]

Bukkake Crisp for me and ain't non other, not even this new fangled raisin bum flakes.

[Glebe]

Fuck Flakes!